My daughter wanted to play Ngl, I thought I was doing a terrible job #hyperlexic

So @hankgreen.bsky.social is an actual national treasure. #actuallyautistic #autism #maybeshesbornwithit #maybeitstylenol youtu.be/BdpSfrD3Nzs?...

Nobody: Absolutely nobody: Me: Hey u hurt my feelings and make me feel invisible, let’s be best friends 🥰

So it would seem that I contracted the flu about a week after getting vaccinated this year. Well played, flu B.

I had a headache this morning and I took a couple Tylenol... the headache is gone but now I'm infodumping all over the internet and making people angry for some reason.

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Personally, I want ALL the deets. The more information, the better. For some people, that's too much. Here's the tl;dr version... the most important bits condensed into one page. (Same page two.) And that's just one example of how Divver makes healthcare accessible for all.

Anyway, I made this bc it made me giggle... you're welcome. #meme #memes #NDmemes #actuallyautistic #maybeshesbornwithit #maybeitsthetism #maybeitstylenol

you could have flown away, a singing bird in an open cage who will only fly for freedom 🕊️

Please share if this topic is dear to your heart as well.

Any support is deeply appreciated and highly valued as I try to get this behemoth off the ground 💜

Hi, pls help 😊

I’m outside of your window WISHAMAIRADIOOOOOO 📻

I told Alexa to play my music, and it started playing “Lego House.” (As it should, bc Ed Sheeran and nuff said.) This song makes me sad bc I once watched a video where he explained he wrote it after a recent breakup… and the small crowd around him CHEERED. /1

I don't know anything about anything, but I was able to verify my domain and now the username @divver.online is mine!! And also my website address!! Yay!! Someone celebrate with me please?!?!?!! Because I've been raging against website building all day 😂😭😂

I am well aware of the privilege I have to call out the toxicity and get myself walked out of the workplace. And I am still heartbroken for everyone who has to stay silent or sacrifice their livelihood.

The past few years have taught me that absolutely nothing and absolutely nobody is worth the cost of burnout.

I am not built for transitions.

I have to go be adulty today and I. DO. NOT. WANNA. 😭😭😭

So it turns out there's lots of nice people out there that wanna give you money in the form of grants to get your business up and running. All you have to do is apply. So I guess the next step is putting together a business plan, getting a business license, and fixing this website up real pretty.

So it turns out that calling out toxic, dysfunctional management for their emotional immaturity, gaslightery, and generalized failure to lead effectively and appropriately... can get you walked out of the office in the middle of the Monday. Who knew? (I'd already turned in my 2 weeks 😏)

I just realized I’m not often on here rambling my thoughts away. I think I was worn out from seeing so much negativity and anger on my feed. I know the world sucks. I know it’s a heinous place. But every day, I wanna focus on what I can do to make it less heinous, even for one person.

If we haven’t ‘met’ yet & you think you might be Autistic & you aren’t sure yet about an eval I talk a lot about that and my story in this video! I’m not selling anything and I’m arguably trying to talk you OUT of the services I do provide If you say you’re Autistic I believe you no Dx required 🫶🏻

Co-sign.

There are times I see a situation and feel empathy and compassion. And there are others who see the same situation and feel judgement and superiority. Sometimes I wonder about humans, really.

I don’t wanna be a complainer. I wanna be a doer. And I don’t care if I’m the only one. Maybe it’s all the more important if I’m the only one.

More FB ranting… I reshared an old picture of me. Circa 2005, maybe. And I said: This girl was so incredibly awesome and cool, and I WANT HER BACK. /1

Have another preview of my FB ramblings: Were our interactions always so superficial on MySpace, or is that specific to Zuckyland, where our profiles are cookie cutter bland with no background music or personalization? /1

McD’s won’t let me stay logged in bc I disabled tracking, so I accidentally reactivated my FB. I’ve been posting hot nonsense since bc why not. Have a preview: /1

Little did we know…

The lyrical content of this song was so criminally underrated, honestly. See me here in the air Not holding on to anywhere But holding on so beware I have secrets I won't share See me here pushing you If I then deny I do Contemplate or wish away If I ask you not to stay #tATu

UP WHERE THE WORLD BELOOOONGS TO OOOONLY YOU AND I 😩😭😭😭 #OverTheTop #bcthatshowibesingingtoo #slightlydramatic #itsaSylvesterStallonemovie #classic

Hello, I’m a nurse in a medical drama. The doctors do everything for us, and hospital administrators are super chill and cool people.

I’ma follow the rules, but if they’re stupid rules, I’m gonna probably follow them annoyingly.

Coming out of freeze response be like…

It's the weekend As a wise man once said, "Take care of yourselves, and each other"

My nine year old randomly asked my husband: “Why do people use dating apps?” 😂😭🤦🏽‍♀️ And then proceeded to lecture him about why people shouldn’t do that bc you don’t know the person you’re talking to and how she doesn’t know why people would do that. I love kids, man.

I had so much success in adolescent psych bc I didn’t feel threatened by a kid questioning my authority. I just explained myself. Wild thought, I know.

✨rumination✨ It’s interesting bc I’m never a problem for people who have a capacity for depth and who aren’t afraid to ask clarifying questions.

One of the worst parts about humanity… how the worst of us can just blend in so easily. And everyone will say after the fact “We had no idea!”

Perfection or bust 👌🏽

And tell em GET WREK’D (by healthy boundaries, thankyew).

When you are an unconditional giver, you naturally attract leeches. That’s it. That’s the post.

PSA: If they don’t even notice/believe you are doing the work [mental, emotional load, etc] for them… THEY DO NOT DESERVE YOUR WORK. Respond accordingly. #memotomyself

They told us to self-regulate. Alone. Independently. Quietly. But we’re autistic. Sometimes we need another nervous system to settle ours. A calm voice. A steady presence. A shared rhythm. That’s not weakness. That’s co-regulation. And we all need it. It’s not “less than”.

#memes Me checking my most recent correspondence before I type and reply “per my last e-mail” because I’m pretty confident I ain’t stutter:

#NDmemes #CPTSD #memes #petty #thatswhy #noragrets

I’m a carb monster bye 🥖

When you’ve been forced to grieve almost every friendship you’ve ever had, but growth always means outgrowing what hurts you. And dangit… it’s SOOOO good to unapologetically separate yourself from what’s unapologetically hurting you. ✌🏽 #fakefriends #toxicity #frenemies #whoneedsfriends

AAHH