Jason Parker-Burlingham
@dropmaw.bsky.social
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Don't worry, I'm like this with everyone
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(Posts without much capitalization and/or no punctuation are typically sarcasm. HTH.)
8 months ago
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Holy shit, someone found MST3K KTMA episode 3, Star Force II, at a garage sale. Lost media since 1988.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_Z4...
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MST3K - KTMA - K03 - Star Force
YouTube video by Arthur Putie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_Z4hnagGLE
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Do we know who the reporter is here? This is a question designed in a lab somewhere to get Trump to say the most horrendous shit given the context, and of course it worked perfectly. I feel bad for the PM being used this way, though. Oof.
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2 days ago
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"I think github should be improved somewhat" is this anything
2 days ago
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Mo Moshaty
3 days ago
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@sharai.bsky.social
's 11-film list cuts through performative support and asks a simple question: are you actually watching women in horror? This is your watchlist. This is your follow-through. Save it. Watch it. Talk about it like it matters. 👻📽️🌏
nighttidemag.com/2026/03/18/s...
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11 INTERNATIONAL HORROR MOVIES DIRECTED BY WOMEN FOR PEOPLE SERIOUS ABOUT SUPPORTING WOMEN IN HORROR
This isn’t a recommendation list: it’s Sharai’s 11-film call to take women in horror seriously.
https://nighttidemag.com/2026/03/18/sinister-screen-11-international-horror-movies-directed-by-women/
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hm, someone elsewhere on social media suggested it as a joke but maybe I WILL watch a (Saint) Robert Patrick movie today
4 days ago
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I've mentioned this before but actually reading (most of) MEN, WOMEN, AND CHAIN SAWS was a bit hit last summer and fall. It was really illuminating to learn what Clover meant when she described "final girls" rather than simply describing the conventions.
5 days ago
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I sent someone the Sesame Street Pinball Number Count video and rewatching it (
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUL4...
) I found a "six SEVEN!" at the 0:36 mark. What is HAPPENING
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Sesame Street - Pinball Number Count
YouTube video by herman13s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUL4T8WcFdA
8 days ago
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nolen
11 days ago
parseword is very very good
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No Pittsburgh stop on the tour, but I'm choosing to let that go! Mr Kraus's _Whalefall_ was so good, and the buzz for _Angel Down_ is so impressive, I'm feeling very good about this.
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11 days ago
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Mo Moshaty
14 days ago
Not everyone wants motherhood, and horror films like Huesera: The Bone Woman tap into the dread of being pushed into a life that was never yours to begin with.
@sharai.bsky.social
digs in for
#NightTideMag
👻 📽️
nighttidemag.com/2026/03/07/s...
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HUESERA: THE BONE WOMAN AND THE BATTLE TO AVOID BEING MOMMIFIED IN MEDIA
Not every FAB person wants motherhood, and horror films like Huesera: The Bone Woman, tap into the dread that comes from being pushed into a life you never chose.
https://nighttidemag.com/2026/03/07/sinister-screen-huesera-the-bone-woman-and-the-battle-to-avoid-being-mommified-in-media/
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It should require one more senator than the last time every time a President elects to make a new pick for a cabinet post. 51 + 1 votes to confirm whoever's nominated to replace Noem, e.g.
14 days ago
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Wild AF to me that last night's
#TheLastDriveIn
movie, The Last Horror Film, has a fictional movie called SCREAM and a billboard for a real film called STAB (later released as Still Of The Night). Surely, given the meta nature of The Last Horror Film, this can't be entirely a coincidence.
14 days ago
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Friday, with special guest stars Midnight and Mandy Pants
15 days ago
#TheLastDriveIn
#MutantFam
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Ah yes, the Iranian regime, total pushovers, known the world around for caving like a house of cards when things don't go their way. I'm sure they'll be happy to unconditionally surrender right away JFC, TFG
15 days ago
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the local AMC is going to be showing _Attack on Titan: The Final Attack_ in May and I'm like, my guys, you could charge me $5 to see the potato scene again and I would buy it over and over
15 days ago
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nolen
17 days ago
I made yt-browse, a youtube channel search TUI Filter by date range, use regexes, order results by views/duration/date, find playlists, and ignore shorts. Everything is cached; search is instant after an initial load. it's like search, but for youtube
github.com/nolenroyalty...
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Meat Cute Surely this is something
21 days ago
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Endless Screaming
21 days ago
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Just once in my fuckin' life I wish I could see world leaders NOT just take the USA's word for it that their latest unprovoked attack was justified by shamefully transparent lies.
21 days ago
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23 days ago
ssh is an obscure but widely-deployed command. It stands for Secure Snake Home and was made in the 90s to securely play snake online I made a massively multiplayer backend for it with support for thousands of concurrent snake players ssh
snakes.run
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My medical insurance is sending me email to remind me about their mental well-being perk Create the problem sell the cure
24 days ago
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Sure, every 27 years an evil clown rips kids to pieces, but you get to make "Derry air" jokes the other 26
24 days ago
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The Pitt in the front, Scrubs in the back
25 days ago
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the solution, of course, is to move the goalposts after they come back and demand MORE Not a dime for ICE. Get back what was spent, with interest.
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about 1 month ago
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man benchmarks and god laughs
about 1 month ago
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i hope It Happens on a Monday so we can enjoy Taco Tuesday for the rest of our lives
about 1 month ago
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businesses all over need to adapt to the new reality that phone call spammers and scammers have made answering calls from unknown numbers actually dangerous and start controlling and informing customers of the numbers they'll call from.
about 1 month ago
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🚨wow, Speaker Johnson finally admits to having seen something
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about 2 months ago
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Sharai Bohannon (She/Her)
about 2 months ago
You can really watch Black horror movies every single day this month. Here’s 28 I recommend to help you get started!
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idea for a business a subscription service where the background of today's social media drama is discreetly emailed to you each day so you know what's up "end of X movie explained" but for bsky basically
about 2 months ago
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I was today years old when I worked out what "MSP" stands for, rather than just "Minneapolis". That apparently-reversed S and P always confused me. Apologies to Saint Paul, I guess
about 2 months ago
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Slack, please make every use of the "at here" functionality cost a dollar
about 2 months ago
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I watched an hour of Carol (2015) and just like every other time I'm in awe of how it manages to pre-break my heart from the very earliest moments
about 2 months ago
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rob pike
about 2 months ago
Implementing the transcendental functions in Ivy
commandcenter.blogspot.com/2026/01/impl...
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Implementing the transcendental functions in Ivy
Towards the end of 2014, in need of pleasant distraction, I began writing, in Go, my second pseudo-APL, called Ivy. Over the years, Ivy's ca...
https://commandcenter.blogspot.com/2026/01/implementing-transcendental-functions.html
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watching a single screenrant YT video (offscreen, ofc) in the hopes that I'll be recommnded one of their videos so I can block them there, too
about 2 months ago
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tell me you've never seen _Cujo_ without telling me you've never seen _Cujo_
about 2 months ago
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I overfilled the cat's drinking fountain and it took me several minutes to stop looking for a cup that could be used to scoop water out and start just holding a cup under the water stream I am not a smart man
about 2 months ago
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evacide
3 months ago
I can't believe I have to say this, but please do not take revolutionary OPSEC advice from YA novels Cory Doctorow wrote almost twenty years ago.
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Lemon Pound Cake Hat
2 months ago
/8 As the cops who showed up at this American’s door are on video, an appropriate and proportional response would be to identify them and circulate widely their name, picture, and duty areas to warn citizens to watch out for them, as they do not respect constitutional rights.
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I found this chart a few days ago, lost it again and found it just now. Really useful for working out what a cluster of "flu-like" symptoms might mean. I'm not a medical professional, your mileage may vary, void where prohibited, etc.
www.nfid.org/resource/how...
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How to Tell the Difference between Flu, RSV, COVID-19, and the Common Cold – NFID
Graphic listing common symptoms of respiratory viruses
https://www.nfid.org/resource/how-to-tell-the-difference-between-flu-rsv-covid-19-and-the-common-cold/
2 months ago
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I just added the 216th (= 6x6x6) entry to my "I heard about it from Fango" Letterboxd list! (I like to have an idea of WHY I watchlisted something.)
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"I heard about it from FANGORIA"
Horror films old and new that I heard about for the first time by reading FANGORA's magazine, website, social media accounts or their awesome Facebook group for subscribers. List is tagged "watchlist"...
https://letterboxd.com/jhparkerb/list/i-heard-about-it-from-fangoria/
2 months ago
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apple music just prompted me to favorite Amy Winehouse so I can get a heads-up if she releases a new album like, if she does I'm pretty sure I'll hear about it
2 months ago
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Stephen 🇵🇸
2 months ago
Today is a great reminder that we can never be too ready.
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I just did two things: 1) ran grep(1) out of memory 2) discovered that (one of) the longest word(s) I can make out of the IATA codes I could find easily on Wikipedia is "alphanumeric" This pleases me to no end.
2 months ago
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the womandalorian
2 months ago
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Liam Blizard
3 months ago
Pretty sickening to see the domain of the deceased security researcher Dan Kaminsky being repurposed to serve AI slop
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the next time someone asks me what my day-to-day job is like — okay, the FIRST time someone asks me that — I'm just going to point them at this:
fabiensanglard.net/sf2_warrier/
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Street Fighter II, The World Warrier
https://fabiensanglard.net/sf2_warrier/
3 months ago
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The Carnage Report
3 months ago
Watch the delightful short ROGER IS A SERIAL KILLER featuring
@barbaracrampton.bsky.social
over at
@fangoria.bsky.social
if you need a quick holiday pick-me-up.
www.fangoria.com/roger-is-a-s...
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ROGER IS A SERIAL KILLER Makes Your Holiday Family Anxiety Seem Quaint
Christmas, family strife, and horror: Don Swaynos’ ROGER IS A SERIAL KILLER has it all (and Barbara Crampton too!) Watch the new short now on FANGORIA.com.
https://www.fangoria.com/roger-is-a-serial-killer/?utm_source=ig&utm_medium=social&utm_content=link_in_bio&fbclid=PAZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAc3J0YwZhcHBfaWQMMjU2MjgxMDQwNTU4AAGn1JAz9ilhYBUVRQ6MWJtdcqeNM1SR64e4bQJGkN0obHIQaASrWqw_qH7Y8X0_aem_Mom-R46bHkME1WsBMQf4iA
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wondering what life would be like if I logged out and reset all my social media passwords for the holidays
3 months ago
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Where does the matter go when it's converted to energy? Is there intelligent life elsewhere in the universe? Why did Ubuntu choose a godawful shade of magenta for their xterm background color? These are the universe's greatest mysteries
3 months ago
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