A £19m overspend gained us 4 pts. How? As a transfer fee that gets you a mid table full back or something. How can you prove that would've made a difference? Setting aside that the actual overspend was because we built a stadium rather than buying players.

Almost 12 months since I was diagnosed, so I will remind all you fellas to look out for the following Waking up more than once or twice in the night for a piss. More frequent toilet trips Loss of flow when you pee Lower back pain (kidney area) Ask your doc for a PSA and a blood test!!

Imagine trying to run whilst listening to the Cash version of Hurt. I would immediately lose all motivation and sit down and have a good cry.

Just started playing this after seeing a few people share their scores. Is this good? www.maptap.gg May 6 100🎯 99🎯 99🎯 97🔥 95🏅 Final score: 973

These two teams are top 4?? Absolute rubbish quality in this game. Utd and L'pool bith shite. Mistakes AOTS

What's the point of VAR if they don't ask the ref to review that penalty decision in the Bournemouth v Palace game? Never a pen.

Just watched the full ref cam from Saturday and now I'm fuming. Clear pen 'Virg' !!! 'Are you going to take the whistle when you retire?' youtu.be/lEfqB5FdAQI?...

Wow! What a coach welcome! COYB!

Probably the best summation of the disparity of treatment between Everton and Chelsea

Everton: built a stadium. 10 pt deduction.

A midfield pair of Wharton and Garner for please next season please! Wharton would be perfect for us.

Decent piece on the stadium, kick off times etc www.theguardian.com/football/202...

What are the stats on slowest centre backs?

Fastest forwards in the premier league this season. Joint third fastest for Barry.

Turnstile at the Piece Hall Halifax - I have a pre sale code if anyone needs it. There were definitely one or two people on here struggling for tickets for Manchester last year.

Scary

So anyway... It turns out I can make it from stadium seat to train at Lime St in 30 mins with a quick dash round M&S for a beer and a sausage roll. Also, if Everton had a centre forward and 2 decent full backs we'd be a damn good team.

Was clear that Myko would be back in for Branthwaite today. He played pretty much 90 mins last week which Moyes said he should have done really. Ease him back in and make sure he stays fit.

Apart from Brighton who obviously stand out due to some great player trading, Villa surprised me. Emery is doing a fantastic job.

Well that sounds.... positive?

Grealish was out on Sunday. Seems to have made no attempt to be discrete. Perhaps he's not broken any rules and actually does have a virus?

Yeah fair play. I felt he slightly missed the point though. It's not that the chant's insulting to Scousers. It's that it's insulting to all the people up and down the country who don't have enough to ear. Hunger doesn't wear club colours.

Was expecting some in depth analysis on just how good KDH and Garner were. Instead we get (at best) some begrudging half compliments for Barry. Do one Murphy #motd

Really hope Michael Keane is fit today. Something I never thought I'd say!

Need to see a load of away end vids please blues! #efc

Eimear has voted Labour all her life. Presumably because she believes everyone should pay their share. Labor asks HER to pay her share. 'I'm never voting Labour again!'

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Even after the mansion tax is applied, the owner of a £5m home in Westminster will pay proportionately less in property tax than the owner of a £210k Band B property in Sunderland.

Miles no doubt, but watching the Championship and Watford seem to have a player called Loser. Assume they sing him the Beck song???

Boss

"The Conservatives propose to deport about 5 per cent of the UK’s legal population" "the Conservative party increasingly holds positions that are further from mainstream British public opinion than Reform"

Nerdboard seems to be back up

to bang on about too often for fear of being an Arse Bore, but - weird constipation? Get it checked. Bit of blood in your pooh? Get it checked. Unusual abdominal aches? Get it checked. Unexpected weight loss? Get it checked. Bowel cancer is very treatable. Don’t ignore it. Would appreciate retweets.

What a player NDiaye is. Love him

Wait, Allardyce was at Leeds???

Lol Liz Truss lasted longer than big Ange

Still after a spare for City away if anyone knows of one.

Brilliant stuff. Poem by the brilliant Benjamin Zephaniah

This is cool www.bbc.co.uk/news/resourc...

Long shot, but any spares for City away? #efc @evertonspares.bsky.social

Looks like it might be very very wind for the match tomorrow.

Disappointed with the number of changes Moyes has made tonight. Was hoping for maybe 3 or 4. Hopefully the players prove him right. Looking forward to seeing Dibbling #efc

Science is woke nonsense

Yup .

Hooray - Palace ticket ballot success! That will be my 3rd trip to BMD but will be first for my kids. #efc

Ist trip to the new stadium. Excited but with a bit of trepidation. On train to Lime St then plan to get bus from there. Fella next to me is getting off at Sth Parkway and then train to Sandhills. Bet i get there 1st!

This might be one of the scariest things I've seen for a long while...

These two look every inch the 16th and 17th best teams in the league

I've thought about it a lot and decided I'm fully behind calling it the 'Dixie Hill'. Make it happen blues #efc

Might help if our forward players Beto and Doucoure could control the football occasionally #efc