Miles no doubt, but watching the Championship and Watford seem to have a player called Loser. Assume they sing him the Beck song???

Boss

"The Conservatives propose to deport about 5 per cent of the UK’s legal population" "the Conservative party increasingly holds positions that are further from mainstream British public opinion than Reform"

Nerdboard seems to be back up

to bang on about too often for fear of being an Arse Bore, but - weird constipation? Get it checked. Bit of blood in your pooh? Get it checked. Unusual abdominal aches? Get it checked. Unexpected weight loss? Get it checked. Bowel cancer is very treatable. Don’t ignore it. Would appreciate retweets.

What a player NDiaye is. Love him

Wait, Allardyce was at Leeds???

Lol Liz Truss lasted longer than big Ange

Still after a spare for City away if anyone knows of one.

Brilliant stuff. Poem by the brilliant Benjamin Zephaniah

This is cool www.bbc.co.uk/news/resourc...

Long shot, but any spares for City away? #efc @evertonspares.bsky.social

Looks like it might be very very wind for the match tomorrow.

Disappointed with the number of changes Moyes has made tonight. Was hoping for maybe 3 or 4. Hopefully the players prove him right. Looking forward to seeing Dibbling #efc

Science is woke nonsense

Yup .

Hooray - Palace ticket ballot success! That will be my 3rd trip to BMD but will be first for my kids. #efc

Ist trip to the new stadium. Excited but with a bit of trepidation. On train to Lime St then plan to get bus from there. Fella next to me is getting off at Sth Parkway and then train to Sandhills. Bet i get there 1st!

This might be one of the scariest things I've seen for a long while...

These two look every inch the 16th and 17th best teams in the league

I've thought about it a lot and decided I'm fully behind calling it the 'Dixie Hill'. Make it happen blues #efc

Might help if our forward players Beto and Doucoure could control the football occasionally #efc

Pointless post this I'm sure - but still desperately seeking one ticket for Everton v Ipswich this weekend if anyone hears of any spares

Long shot I know, but anyone got a spare for the City match on Saturday? @evertonspares.bsky.social

Liz Trump or Donald Truss Can't decide which is more apt...?

Surprise surprise all the Everton v Ipswich tickets are sold out by the time I get on the site. Looks like I've had my last trip to Goodison already.

Notice Harrison has ditched the pony tail. Don't know why, everyone thought it looked great.

Davie refusing to go 2 up top even with only 10 to play. Just like old times.

There's something weird going on in the crowd sound on Sky. Keeps getting weirdly turned up and then down again. And no Blues there at all from what you can hear.

Nydiaye for Harrison please

I don't get why that's not offside?

Alcaraz will be subbed in 10 mins if no improvement. Not really working as a leftish midfielder. Maybe put Harrison back there.

So many things happening in the US are scary beyond belief

Thought that banner behind the goal said "sit or stand" for a mo #wsaggold

Tickets for me and my two kids for Bournemouth in the cup just £43! Not bad compared to the usual £100 for the 3 of us. Although paying £4 each for the kids worries me - think they must be even-more-obstructed-than-usual views.

Funny if Peterborough bring on Tyler Young and Baines subs his Dad off again at the same time

Baines out! Am I the 1st??

Bet he misses the plane...

Just getting started on here. I used to use Lists on Twitter and trying to build up similar. Any decent Everton accounts I should add to my footy list?