Grocery store playing “I Feel Love”. Countless people got busy to this song over the decades, and now we shop to it 🤷‍♂️ 😜🍷

“Brilliant Disguise” is Bruce Springsteen’s best song.

Fascinating. I’m amused that I’m amazed by this.

That’s Smee in the corner

The “…thick rich vein of American stupid” was a resource manipulated by design. There was nothing accidental.

opencv, I am in you 😎

The Golden Twenty Dice #webcomic #krita #miniFantasyTheater

Don't miss "To Live and Survive", directed by Matthias Jaklitsch, at the Jewish Film Festival Vienna next week on April 15. The film's 99-year-old protagonist, Erich Finsches, will join us for the Q&A after the screening. monochrom.film/leben-und-ue... Tickets: www.filmarchiv.at/de/kino/film...

noise()

Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was assaulted … peanut. (not funny… I haven’t had coffee yet)

Cyberspace gif 2014? illustration, notepad++, databend

I have to touch grass, learn some German, and get work done. I’ll post a really funny joke tomorrow, if we get a tomorrow. Hava great night! FUCK DONALD TRUMP 🖕

free will at different scales

So what happens if the fucker nukes Iran? What then?

A different perspective. Always helpful.

Mary Obscura

Years ago, I wrote a condition in my code “just in case.” Few months back, asked to produce something with my script and told them I would need a couple days. I’d forgotten about the condition I wrote. Had my own little miracle worker Scotty moment turning it in by OED. #documentation

See also: Why I will always be poor, I guess 🤷‍♂️

Heavy talk from @wirelesshogan.bsky.social Important. Take the time to listen (52mins) www.youtube.com/live/NPQ4oHU...

STUDENTS AND JOB SEEKERS: For the first time this year, we're going to have a resume review workshop! Bring your documents to the conference to get suggestions on how to improve your odds in this tough market. Scheduling details are still being worked out, watch this space for updates!

There’s a local gas station run by a guy I call Pops. Pops gas price is usually lower than everybody else, even the regional chain unless they pull a stunt. We live in a poor area and he knows this. We show our appreciation by buying from him. He finally put his price to $4.05 today. Fuck Trump 🖕

“iran executed an 18 year old…” We’re all meant to know this. The male host on the ABC local morning news even did a standing one-shot w/ graphic to add “weight” to the contxt. Hanging protester surely sucks (fuck Iran), but feel free to share your experience of the propaganda that is this “report”.

The HOPE fundraiser for EFF is underway! www.2600.com/content/hope...

As is our tradition, the HOPE conference will be running a fundraiser for the Electronic Frontier Foundation during the month of April. For every ticket sold, 10 percent of the total price will be donated to @eff.org www.2600.com/content/hope...

Youse guys! We’re finally getting another MTG book! ❤️🔥🤘😎🏆🙌🍷🚨✅

Girls Who Hack and Take9 are excited to invite you to join “Staying Safe Online: from a Hacker’s Perspective” happening Friday April 10th at 7pm EST/4pm PST 🎉 This event is for young people looking to #GetCyberSmart Register Here: aspeninstitute.zoom.us/webinar/regi...

If only there was someone who would point out that the real world is beginning to resemble the fiction world from the movie "Idiocracy."

This is nothing new, man. One day I’ll live in a country that doesn’t treat its citizens like livestock. I don’t see the USA ever becoming that country.

The CFP is now open, PAL9000 didn't want to be a small shell script. callforpapers.bsides...

Department of No Fun strikes again 🤷‍♂️

Do you have a talk or project you'd like to share? Join us at our next meeting Thursday, April 2nd at Rodano's on Public Square in Wilkes-Barre, PA. Meeting starts at 6PM. Presentations begin at 7PM. All are welcome! Bring friends! Details on Meetup. Please RSVP: www.meetup.com/def-con-570/...

If the clankers are doing work for you then you should be studying 👩🏼‍🏫

HOPE is back in Manhattan! Get your tickets at store.2600.com/products/tic.... Can't make it to NYC? Click the link for virtual tix!

All of a sudden, this song is relevant again… youtu.be/rDrhI1GUnNg?...

The Matchbox Kingdom Stuck 4 hours at the train station yesterday, so I drew this entire world freehand with just a ballpoint pen. No pre-sketch, no plan, the story just appeared. Full story: www.davidrevoy.com/article1134/... #Sketchbook #BallpointPen #traditionalart

Had a dream last night that Kash Patel got fired and I was like, Wow! They actually fired him. I’m surprised! And then I woke up and he still had a job so I guess the surprise I had in my dream was justified. 🤷‍♂️

Y’know, I could really go for a good remake of “Dr. Mabuse, der spieler”. Not the others. They were fine. And I’m not opposed to silent films, but it was 4 fucking hours long! Stellan Skarsgård would make a good Mabuse.

Techbros seem to love Tolkien, so here's an analogy to help you understand what genAI is. GenAI is The One Ring. You think your use is justified, b/c you don't have evil in your heart. But it came from evil, it is intended for evil purpose, & anything you do with it will be twisted to that end.

The hardest hack in infosec? Losing your job and figuring out what comes next. At BSides312, rand0h — founder of DEF CON 610, SOC Goon, 15 years in cyber — is getting real about the fallout and the resilience it takes to keep going. May 16th. Chicago. bsides312.org

HOPE is great. I love it for the intersectionality and for the diversity of thought. No other place in the world will have ex CIA officers mingling with garage hackers and corporate defenders. You need that sort of thing as the world gets increasingly complicated.

Normals

Boy! It’s a good thing these guys hate Political Correctness 🤯