I often think about how in New Vegas, being bisexual is essential for an optimized combat build.

This isn't funny, space marines wearing Mk.VI armour only do this when they're very distressed.

I just used Razz-Cranberry La Croix as bongwater because I'm a living parody of a depressed millennial.

normaltimes: blizzard tomorrow night, better go to the grocery store and stock up on essentials nowtimes: blizzard tomorrow night, cleanse our sins with snow and bury the world around us

ACAB includes people who correct you for saying legos

They ask you how you are you have to say that you're fine when you're not really fine but you just can't get into it because they would never understand

ANGERY

gonna tell my cat that this was rfk jr and kid rock working out

Hear me out: give the Muppets license to Hideo Kojima.

Pour one out for the clueless white guy who is disappointed that Bad Bunny didn't do Gasolina.

More than twice as many people watched the Puppy Bowl than Kid Rock's Charlie Kirklejerk.

I mean, sure, living in the MCU as a normal person would suck but at least Josh Gad is trapped forever in an extradimensional void.

If I've ever texted you there's a non-zero chance I was pooping when I did so just FYI.

You're telling me this opticon is pan?

Pokémon Go to the Kamala is Brat

I fear this shit happening after I'm dead more than I do being killed by ICE.

❌️ manic pixie dream girl ❎️ maniac pixie dream girl

Looking forward to getting shot by some dude who is mad they gave He-Man pronouns.

I'm glad Michael B. Jordan was nominated, but Michael B. Jordan got snubbed.

ok but if i give you a mouth and all you do is scream im taking the mouth back

The most realistic moment in The Sopranos was in the first episode, when a New Jersey driver misses a turn and immediately stops and throws the car into reverse.

I can't believe they made her boobs round woke has gone too far

is heated rivalry basically just live action yaoi because that's the vibe I keep getting from people talking about it

Why did we stop after inventing biscuits and Triscuits? Is the quadcuit really that difficult? Or dangerous?

I'm still mad they didn't kill Thanos by making Ant-Man go up his ass.

tough day at the office for Bill Shit bsky.app/profile/ianc...

Calling One Battle After Another "shitty Andor" in front of filmbros just to feel something.

Darth Vader could probably give you a handy from across the room

For you, Mr. Goggins, I will.

Congrats to everyone who woke up this morning, which does not include Ashli Babbitt.

Does it smell like gunpowder and dead dog?

My life is now devoted to Norman Rockwell yuri

I heard How You Remind Me in CVS and I can't stop thinking about the chorus has a rhyme that only works with a Canadian accent. It's seriously fucking me up.

So we getting cheap fent or nah

Watching the online left try to come up with a reason why Beyoncé being a billionaire doesn't count

How did Tom Hanks' cum produce this?

There are way too many white boys out there calling anybody over 30 "unc".

All this holiday cheer got me eepy af

NORAD doesn't want you to know that Santa throws an average of 9 full piss bottles over populated areas during his sleigh ride.

People really were like let's take the worst meme of all time and use it forever and now were in permanent wojak hell.

kinda sucks that nothing feel real anymore *and* there are more consequences to our actions. i mean, just pick one, universe.

He finally had someone push the rest of his face in to be level with his chin.

Has anybody dubbed clips of Thanos with Josh Brolin talking about jerking off in Wake Up Dead Man yet? Top quality shitpost material right there.

ACAB includes Gallant from Goofus and Gallant