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Hey NYTimes — *now* you’re lighting the beacons? NOW?!? After months of “Sauron: Avatar Of Evil… Or Extreme Uniter?” thumbsucker reporting you’re screaming what we’ve known since 2015? Fuck all the way off.

Great point.

Ron Howard FTW 🎯

Yes? Hello. I would like to cancel my free trial of 2025.

Got memed. Thank you @briantylercohen.bsky.social

This energy.

What do you mean? Do you wish me a holly jolly Christmas, or that is is a holly jolly Christmas whether I want it or not? or that you feel holly jolly this Christmas; or that it is a Christmas to be holly jolly on?

That you’re not going to get

This man has kittens in every zip code.

Can’t wait! 🤗

Funny fact about a cage, they're never built for just one group So when that cage is done with them and you still poor, it come for you The newest lowest on the totem, well golly gee, you have been used You helped to fuel the death machine that down the line will kill you too - Run The Jewels

So I’ve popped over here from Threads to see what’s up. Other than being Zuckless, how is this different?

Bro please. Can I have a boiled egg?

Are ya winning, son?

Lots of people are about to be really mad that price of eggs goes up but they can’t get a 2nd job because they can’t afford childcare and when they do finally get the eggs they get E Coli because there’s no FDA but can’t go to the doctor because they got kicked off their health plan. #FAFO

A preview of American’s Google searches with RFK Jr in charge of health and food: “Is milk supposed to move?” “Does berry juice cure polio?” “Black market flu shot” “Does WiFi cause bird flu?” “Is sunscreen bad for you?”

There are a lot of women who watched the Barbie movie and then voted for Mojo Dojo Casa House

Aren't we all?

Hey. I hope you’re taking care of yourself. I know it’s hard. But we need you.

Just me?

At some point during this long national nightmare, the NYT will produce this headline: “Why Autocracy Isn’t So Bad - And May Actually Be Good For the Economy”

Dug this out of the archives….how are we here again!!

My screen time on my phone is down, so there’s that.

This is it. We’ve cracked the code!

The fall of the Roman Empire but very stupid and everyone has phones.

If we only give him his ring back, he’ll make the orcs go away!

I’m Dan. I make music under the moniker A History of Ghosts. The music I write is for and about the times in which we find ourselves - the angst, the dread, the depression. If you woke up in a world you no longer belong in, join me. I’m a stranger here too.