When so many fingers are checking the pulse of the nation, it's no wonder it seems like it's being strangled

It's nice that there's always some nice refreshing furry porn occasionally breaking up the truly awful shit that fills up my feed on this site, I don't know how I would manage without it.

"That is nacho any of your business" I say to a youth, aging them to dust

If there was a version of the peace corps that wasn't connected to the president or the government, I would join it.

Science is not truth. Science is finding the truth. When science changes its opinion, it didn't lie to you. It learned more.

This might seem out of the blue right now, but whether he is in the Epstein files or not, it should be extremely important to oust Chuck Schumer. He is a liability to terrible people getting the sort of justice they deserve, or us making any of the systemic changes this country needs.

Somehow it always comes back to "Well, have you considered working yourself to death and liking it?"

We need a rent-free society

Now would be a fun day to abolish the presidency

TEETH. TEETH. TEETH.

Gimme the teeth boy, and free my soul I wanna get floss on my enamel More teeth today~

i kinda miss cohost

"Big guillotine or little guillotine?" A rare show of clemency for the epstein class by giving them the choice of which head they will lose

What if necromancy was real but only billionaires have access to it

How am I just now discovering I can twist the end of my mechanical pencil to extrude more of the eraser. My mind is blown.

Universal basic income is not the ENTIRE solution. Of course we need other things too (like M4A) but it's the missing floor that can rise as GDP rises. Plus UBI will empower a lot of work, paid and unpaid, and create jobs by its spending. With that foundation we can better achieve what else we need.

Odd that making friends and creating friends are not considered the same thing

If you know people who are okay with warrant-less arrests, arrest them

Mid-air healing is so cool. I wish I could heal in mid-air.

You'd think after Eric, Trump would be more careful about putting his name on things

What if I started aggressively incorrecting people, like "Umm, I'm pretty sure you mean chocolate chip cookie THOUGH, you clod"

You don't expect plants to have to earn the right to be watered

I had a dream that my car was destroyed and I was happy because I no longer had any of the responsibilities or problems that come with car ownership

You are now doing kegels

Entering into a legally binding sarcophagus

A better alternative is to give people's votes a subtractive quality. If people could choose to use their vote to subtract one vote from the candidate they hate the most, more people would vote.

Oh my god shut up about the epstein/ bible comparison, the bible has like 1500 pages, of course jesus will be mentioned less, we all know trump is a child molester without all the pointless abstractions.

Somehow it always comes back to "Well, have you considered working yourself to death and liking it?"

freedomofform.org/7312/january... Howdy folks! We're proud to announce that we've fully finished our Gender Resources Project! It's one of our longest running projects, spanning 15 webpages! (1/2)

I wish I could be less aware of politics so I could focus on being a full-time creature

Images of Styrofoam under a microscope, 10X magnification.

This might seem out of the blue right now, but whether he is in the Epstein files or not, it should be extremely important to oust Chuck Schumer. He is a liability to terrible people getting the sort of justice they deserve, or us making any of the systemic changes this country needs.

how did i not know about this site, this is wild www.jmail.world

There's that saying that every 7 years you're an entirely new person because every cell in your body is different. It doesn't matter if that's true or not, we just need to convince trump that he's a different person than the one who did things to kids so he releases the files.

You can vote for a person but can't vote for a policy or how our tax dollars are used, seems designed to go against or impede progress towards what the population actually wants

I sneezed on a microscope slide and these patterns are what showed up on the microscope. I don't know what to make of this

You'd think a secret police force that is bad at keeping secrets would be poorly funded, and yet

Requirements Desirements Tell me what I need to do Just to work with you A minimum Bachelor’s degree In a field unknown to me And if you’re lucky Maybe one day you can pay off your loans if you work for us How many years will it take you How many years will break you How much longer do you have

Not to memeify current events but I wonder if Minneapolis police are starting to understand acab a little more

So is there a point when police will start returning fire on the people attacking and killing the citizens they're supposed to protect? I feel like a lot more people would 'back the blue' if they did

When playing devil's advocate turns into a full-time job

As I was saying.

So this is kinda out of the blue, but whatever happened to all that money Bernie Madoff had?

Your honor, my client couldn't have committed that crime, for that crime was, in fact, illegal.

Looking forward to later this year when we not only un-cure smallpox but bring in their big brother, bigpox

I did not draw the borders. I did not take the land. I did not give the orders, To make them kill a man. I did not vote them in, These fascists aren't my kin. So bring me a hammer, And find me a gun. For I promise you comrade, There is much work to be done.

When it happens, we can't go back to how things were. We can not allow the enablers to remain. Things will need to change drastically or it will not matter that it happened.

Lil' comic about hope and longing 💗