Did my first run post hamstring injury + recovery last night and felt amazing! Time to get back to work 😤

COUNT YOUR FUCKING DAYS YOU FAT BITCH

I’m not sure if I’ll ever give a whole #mileofdick

Thanks to inappropriate work conversation I now know exactly how many times I have to have sex to give one mile of dick.

I can feel Valentine’s Day approaching

Literally every commercial break is GLP-1 and Hims and I can’t look at them the same 😭

Just started watching The Beauty and that’s what I’ll be doing for the next few hours cause I’m hooked immediately WTF

Went to one singular hockey game last year with a friend cause she and I both love reading hockey smut but I fear the ticket prices are gonna soar this year because of the gays and if I go everyone will just assume it’s because of the Heated Rivalry but really it’s because of the Puckboy Series

Racing the president of one of my run clubs in a 100 meter dash tomorrow and people are fr placing bets 😭 the pressure is on

Read this a couple years ago and almost cried 😩

We need a fucking alien invasion.

If the line too long, imma put it right back and leave 🤣

I’m gonna be so (much) hot(ter) this summer 😤

Exciting things ahead in 2026 ☄️

Second race of the year done! New 5k PR the first half, party paced the second half with a couple fire ball shots and beer 😆 #FitnessSky #BlackSkyFitness #RunnersOfBluesky #HalfMarathon

2026 is off to a good start. First run of the year was a half marathon that I impulsively signed up for two days ago lol #FitnessSky #BlackSkyFitness #RunnersOfBluesky #HalfMarathon

Happy New Year from the Peach State 🥳

Also, I ran 1057.52% more in 2025 than in 2024 #FitnessSky #BlackSkyFitness #RunnersOfBluesky #Marathon

2025’s New Year’s Resolution was “make it happen” and BITCH I DID! I set a goal to run my first marathon and I’m proud to say I achieved it and then ran another one two months later! Excited to see how I improve in 2026 😌 #FitnessSky #BlackSkyFitness #RunnersOfBluesky #Marathon

For the past 5 years or so I’ve chosen a very vague New Year’s resolution that I can’t possibly fail

Me helping you put down your vices in the new year 🙂‍↕️

Drink

Sometimes I think I might actually be aromantic

My supervisor said Trump looks like if you could make a raisin out of a tangerine 😂

This weekend I flew to the desert and ran my second marathon ever (in the span of 2 months). I think I can call myself a runner now 😤 *Clap for me please 🫶🏾*

I ran a marathon in the desert 3 days ago. This is called balance ⚖️

Just poured a nip of gin into a glass of sangria and chugged it, pray for me.

Gonna have to add this to my watch list

Nothing stresses me out more than these delta standby flights but I can’t even complain about them cause they’re free and 99% of the time I’m in comfort plus

Getting a “wyd” at 1:30 on a Thursday afternoon is crazy.

All these tweets and skeets about how insane 9” is have me feeling like the king of the world 🤴🏾

Also here’s to hoping more mm romance books make it to the screen and they produce the “Sadenverse” too 🤞🏾

Just starting Heated Rivalry. I wonder if they’ll make a series from the other books in the series.

Spending the last 12 months in marathon training mode has made me a lightweight 😩

It’s been a minute since I’ve had a shower beer but I just had a shower soju and BITCH… I wish I would’ve done that Saturday night instead

Like ain’t shit out there keep your ass in the water

If I could time travel I would kick this bitch back in the water

never seen any of you irl

What’s y’all’s favorite Thanksgiving clapbacks? 🦃👏🏾 I need to be prepared cause my lil Gen Z cousins got jokes and they really be eating me up 😩

A coworker just described Friendsgiving as “Thanksgiving but with food you actually wanna eat”…? Thank God I’ll never know what it’s like being from a family who can’t cook

Now why did I have a dream I ordered lean at a bar? 😭

Count your days, Quan Millz. What the hell is this 😭

Quote with your very first Bluesky post

Ran a turkey trot half marathon yesterday morning and hit a massive PR for the second time this week! #FitnessSky #RunnersOfBluesky #HalfMarathon

My boss just said his 4 and a half month old is 18lbs and 31”. THIRTY-ONE INCHES. Hoe that’s over two and a half feet. My sister said “is your boss a man?” 😂😂😂

My boss is redoing company emails and asked if I wanted my MPH in my signature…

Oh yeah I traveled to the DR and ran my first marathon almost a month ago that I’d been training for since December 🏅🇩🇴

Accidentally ordered an iced chai and it’s 42° out 🥶

I was at a bar with some friends last night but I wanted food from a different bar so I drunk sprinted there and set the course record on Strava that I’ve been meaning to steal for a while.

Got invited to a Friendsgiving potluck and I think everyone in attendance is Black, Asian, or Latino so the pressure is on 🥲