it's kind of poetic that one of the only memories i have with my mom was watching ER with her when i was little and now i'm in a full blown obsession with the pitt as an adult

officially in my last week of being unemployed before i start my new job and it feels surreal almost - being out of work for six months has been horrible to my mental health but i also know i'm going to miss laying around, doing nothing all day

the sexual tension between me and the blueberry muffins on my counter is palpable

stuck between a rock (tired of being unemployed) and a hard place (anxious about starting a new job)

you know the dating pool is complete shit when an acquaintance asks you for the number of your ex from ten years ago

painting my toes for the lesbian boat party tomorrow 💅

if gaga doesn’t announce tx tour dates next year i literally don’t know what i’m going to do with myself

monster high picrew 🧟‍♀️🖤 picrew.me/en/image_mak...

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got a root canal and started my period today - please put me out of my misery

another year of emmy nominations and another year interview with the vampire is snubbed 😭 while there are nominees that i am rooting for, i really don’t like how three or four series dominate every category when we have more shows on tv than we have ever had before 😪

i got two job offers this week

post someone with wings 🪽

watching bring her back on amazon prime just for it to recommend look back once it was over might be the most diabolical thing i've experienced this year

tooth pain has me feeling crazy why did i do this to myself

happy july 1st

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wasn’t expecting any overnight guests this evening 😳

I hope everyone has a great day today no matter what holiday you.. partake in :) #digitalart #mj #stonergirl #reibudraws #hippie #pinupart

he is resin✨

Cold Waters 𓆝 ⋆.

there’s a trend on tiktok where you post a bunch of ya novels you enjoyed from childhood that may be lesser known - i was gathering pictures of the books i remember reading so imagine my surprise when i recognize a very young MATTHEW BOMER on the cover of this one (guess i've always been a fujoshi)😂

TRANS RIGHTS 🏳️‍⚧️

trying to ignore the voices that tell me i can pull off cutting my own hair while i’m unemployed

How does it feel? I don't know

if lady gaga drops tour dates while i’m unemployed i’m going to kms

customer service is the bane of my existence

only one more sleep until the severance season two finale

one thing about me is that i’ll always overspend on a nice set of curtains

the first bit of local news i saw this morning was someone from my graduating class getting arrested for the attempted kidnapping of a random teenager 🫨

my therapist asked me what my “character arc” would be if i was the protagonist in a show/movie and i had to stop myself from saying “doomed by the narrative”

if you weren't posting lyrics from unreleased lady gaga demos 14 years ago, then i don't want to see you trying to get tickets to the mayhem ball

my therapist just told me he started watching legend of korra without having seen avatar the last airbender how does that even happen 💀

i somehow just did a speed run on my menstrual cycle and finished my period in three days 😳

don't know how much longer i can keep up this shit is getting pretty bleak y'all

what’s the name of the french song that played during the gemma and mark montage during tonight’s severance episode? i don’t know what the singer was saying but my guy was spittin

changing my pfp in the work slack to helly r so everyone knows how much i don't want to be here

feng shui is mostly woo-woo bullshit but i rearranged my living room yesterday and damn i am feeling revitalized

come to mama 🍹 🍓

Magic Bunny ♥️ #digitalart #reibudraws #illust

honestly can’t stand people who hate on valentine’s day - like where is your sense of romance and whimsy? are you dead inside?