"Call me Snake."

The guy from the Department of War trying to tell us it isn't a war.

Remember when we used to plan for the future. Yeah, that was fun.

Drop Trump and his cabinet naked in the middle of Tehran. Problem solved.

One of the indirect costs of the destruction of American journalism is that it's harder for journalists to risk doing anything that might irritate management or antagonize advertisers. If you lose a reporting job, you don't have much chance of a new one.

He started a war, but refuses to address the nation. "Here, hold this hand grenade, I'll be in my room."

BREAKING: Trump Trademarks “WWIII”

Operation Epstein's Fury

D.L. Champion has really become a favorite when I come across his name in Dime Detective. Champion created The Phantom Detective. And legless, angry at the world, Inspector Allhoff is the anti-Mary Sue. (Wow, D.L. gave us a utility belt, a spotlight signal, and a detective in a wheelchair first.)

"Eat the rich, not your neighbor."

They sold AI like it was Deus Ex Machina and people were stupid enough to believe it. School's out. You people are too easy to con.

From this article: sarahkendzior.substack.com/p/the-red-wh...

I still have about 40 issues of Dime Detective in my reading pile.

State of the Union: youtu.be/LbhYqV17CoQ?...

State of the Union should be surreal. They're going to try to balance him out with drugs again. The last recipe won't work anymore, and dementia doesn't balance. I won't be watching, but clips should be interesting.

Methinks Elon Musk’s super PAC partially pre-filling out ballots for non-relatives in Georgia for the 2024 election should be a bigger story.

Any locker room that wouldn't (given the chance) bully the shit out of Patel is suspect.

The President bragging about his reading comprehension is about as cringe as it gets.

Plug! www.amazon.com/One-Lash-Kil...

BREAKING: A memorial for Kristi Noem’s dog has been erected in Chicago

I want to live in a world where the Olympic curling event is the most important business of the day.

In England, they arrested a former prince for being in the Epstein files, while here in America, a president who was in the Epstein files a million times, including for punching a 13-year-old in the face for biting his penis, wants his face to be on Mount Rushmore and have an airport named after him

Masked agents on the streets, the East Wing of the White House destroyed. (1934) Some things never change.

Because the only shame in an authoritarian government is failing in the eyes of the leader--we're going to have to pelt every one of the Epstein class with rocks and garbage until we never have to look at them again.

Happy Lunar Chinese Year of the Fire Horse!

I haven't written a song in a decade because I was worried about quality, then Mr. "I just wanna catch my fish" started singing.

Meanwhile, in RFK's brain.

Valentine's day hits different for everybody. Have a good one.

Oh absolutely fuck this.

"The Dow is up to 50,000" = "Chocolate rations are up. Double plus good!"

Sometimes you just need a Sailor Steve story.

Prime video is offering Spider-Noir, as if that's something new.

❤️

"The best way to remain ignorant is contempt prior to investigation."

If they'll shut down the U.S. for a pedophile, what else are they willing to cover up?

Experimenting by releasing a short story on Kindle & KU. Rider in the Widow Lands is a 25 page sword & sorcery tale. Available now! Mybook.to/widowlands

Tech bros need A.I. because nobody likes them.

REALLY? 💙📚 #booksky

I've got two songs down on guitar and written a page of high-adventure, now for a sportsball event.

Nice royalty check. My drive to write has increased.

“US science after a year of Trump: A series of graphics reveals how the Trump administration has sought historic cuts to science and the research workforce.” www.nature.com/imme.../d415...

"Now I don't know, in all this excitement I forgot which lizards I used. But, seeing as how this is a Gila monster, an orange and black scaled dragon with the most painful bite in the world, the question you have to ask yourself is 'which lizard did I use?'" --Dirty Harry in a fantasy setting.

Springsteen one day, Billy Bragg the next. We're getting some anthems, people! youtu.be/IKOW2ZikGW8?...

"Look. Up in the sky! It's a bird, it's a plane--" It's not the Epstein files.

Adventure Magazine, March 1919. Illustration by Edward Hopper Y'know, the Nighthawks guy.

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"Look out! He's writing again!" (For the record I like cats.)

New internet theory! Megan Kelley is just Tim Pool with his beanie reversed.