Apparently I was reappointed to a second term on Metro's Natural Areas and Capital Program Performance Oversight Committee, today? lol.

Another day, another dais. Presented today on behalf of Multnomah County Department of Community Services's budget, which retains all filled union positions for four divisions at the county.

I like Christina Stephenson, but someone needs to teach her (out of state?) canvassing team how to pronounce "Oregon" and "Willamette." 😂

Whenever I get in the car now, Carplay is like, "Directions to City Hall, king?" And I'm like, "Why would you assu- ...yea. 😔"

Mandy Zelinka used to run 77 Salon in The Pearl. I didn't know Mandy very well, but this is very sad. ktla.com/news/local-n...

If I had a dollar for every time I cried in Council Chambers, I'd have an embarrassing number of dollars.

You know what they say: "Live every day as though it's your last (stand)" 🥰

Two out of three Animal Enrichment positions saved in the Chair's proposed budget. That's a huge improvement, although you can hear me argue on May 14 that funding all three positions would be cooler.

Yeah, sex is cool, but have you ever cried into a Whopper at 10 PM because you haven't eaten for 15 hours? Me neither.

lol. I've had so many 8 AM - 10 PM days this spring that I've apparently lost 13 pounds? 😂

Clavicular is wrong. All the cool kids are cortisolmaxxing.

Listening to Motus give a second presentation to CBPA on their recruiting process for the OCPA Director. Twice now they've proposed a process that is in violation of City Code. The first time was probably the City's omission, but I'm troubled by their lack of attention to process.

Kinda shocking that (despite an eight figure budget and almost a year to prepare) CPBA is the one of the only city advisory bodies that doesn't have the technical capacity to do a public meeting online.

I've reviewed almost a dozen officer involved shootings/in-custody deaths and one thing that has always stood out to me is that only one of them was unhoused. So many people in crisis are just nominally housed - couch surfing, living in trailers, etc. None of them show on a PIT count.

Also: did you know that you can donate directly to the Animal Shelter and specify where the money goes? They don't specifically have an enrichment donation, but donating can help animals get adopted more quickly! www.multcopets.org/donate/one-t...

Listen, I know things are bad right now, but... I also need you to know that Multnomah County is considering eliminating all animal enrichment at Multnomah County Animal Services.

Welp. The Timbers slogan isn’t “Rose City Til It’s A Bummer."

Turns out you can pour from an empty cup for... a really long time, actually. I'd say... roughly 1927 days.

Sighing and murmuring "it's been a day" at 7 in the morning.

Paraphrasing the City Attorney: "The first rule of CPBA is that you do not talk about CPBA"

A lot going on this weekend, but amidst all that, KBOO dropped an interesting article about the transition to a new police accountability system that quotes both @councilorkanal.bsky.social and me. kboo.fm/media/131694...

Some jawdropping CBP crime statistics here...

This is three pages of absolute judicial fury if you want to read it.

Really sad to wake up to this news. Rest in power.

I want to personally thank @gluesenkampperez.house.gov for her courageous vote to fund the now-routine execution of American citizens in our streets.

I don't plan to practice self-care in 2026, but I do plan to start refusing to be on hiring/endorsement panels if they schedule the interviews back-to-back. That's almost as good, right?

damn what is wrong with me, i am having the hardest time concentrating on work, i lament as i compulsively refresh live feeds of unspeakable horrors

Real life is The Onion Ellison names his megayacht "Izanami" -- then reads the name backwards futurism.com/future-socie...

Good news, bad news from tonight's CRC meeting. Good news: City staff showed up and answered some hard questions thoughtfully and candidly. Bad news: The transition to a new form of police oversight is probably going to take longer than even my worst prediction.

The director of Portland’s police oversight agency is resigning amid a department overhaul.

OIR Report is out, for those of you who pay attention to such things: www.portland.gov/ipr/news/202... There will be a public hearing on this on Wednesday, January 28.

This year I spent two full weeks of my life in volunteer meetings, mostly in my local and for the Citizen Review Committee, but also for Multnomah County and Metro. I love this city, but this has been the most grueling year of my life... well, except for next year.

Only got six emails at work over Christmas. Record low.

You: What time is it? Me: I DO NOT KNOW! NOBODY KNOWS!

Having a minor crash out bc I said, "This reminds me of my 30s" for the first time, today.

Slow news day, huh?

I am only going to make one observation: Robert Taylor is the City Attorney. Robert Butler is a guy who regularly signs up for public communication at City Council.

Slow news day, huh?

Celebrated two years in public service, today. It's been a wild ride, but I'm endlessly grateful to be able to do this work on behalf of Portlanders. The view isn't bad, either. 🖤

This made me cry at my desk

A lighter note from Council, tonight: lot of mentions of IPR (Independent Police Review) doing sweeps, as opposed to IRP.

Solidarity with the workers of the Independent Police Review / AFSCME 189 and appreciation to @councilorepg.bsky.social, @councilorzimmerman.bsky.social, @councilordunphy.bsky.social, and @councilordanryan.bsky.social for not crossing the picket line, today.

It's over: I've already depicted you as the seething broad gauge train, and myself as the smug narrow gauge!

Why does Sombr look like he wants to represent Washington's 3rd Congressional District?

Starting a thread for every time the sunset date for the CRC/IPR gets pushed out. Today's incident ensures that this current system will remain hearing cases until 2026 or 2027.

If I'm being honest, I simply DO dream of labor, a lot of the time.

Looking forward to arguing about whether this is an acceptable use of a farm stand permit, next season.

Having no plans on a holiday weekend is functionally equivalent to having the Sunday Scaries four nights in a row.

Hmm

The City is in a tough spot here because it's not clear to me that they can honor the request from IPR staff. However, they've also had a half decade to come up with a solution to a problem that they've known about for the jump, and they've seemingly made no progress.