Anybody have a favorite computer chair? It would appear my 13 year old most-sat-upon piece of furniture has broke. Snapped arm.

Another day, another instance of dragging myself to the office because while I don't feel 100% I also don't feel like forfeiting a day's wadges.

Happy Trans Day of Visibility, trans friends. As a pretty private person myself, I hope you are as visible as you want to be.

It's trans day of visibility, which means I have to have a super awkward conversation with my "cis" friend who just got a glowing outline around "him"self that lets me see "him" through walls.

Watches a playthrough of an old Playstation game. So the bad guy's plan is to start a war and sell war insurance to a scared populace, but the plan goes awry when PMCs prevent more damage? Isn't that a good thing? The less war damage, the fewer the payouts and the more money you get to keep.

Current status: full of egg and SPAM.

Hey! You! Yeah, you! You're gonna have a good day whether you like it or not!

It's time to relax before bed. No video games. No compulsive news-agonizing. Just jazz. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryA6...

Hey, I hate to do this, but since I’m on medical leave for my broken ribs for the next month and not working, I’m gonna need some help financially. I’m posting my Ko-fi if anyone wants to contribute. ko-fi.com/hellboundbeast

One of these days, @sizecon.bsky.social will be closer to or perhaps inside Atlanta, and then I will agonize about whether to go or not and expose my face to you wonderfully strange people! Have fun in Portland, friends!

Finished my first Discworld book: Going Postal. Well, I'm hooked. Which one do I read next?

"bro is this fetish art 😭" anything and everything you will ever interact with is someone's fetish. someone wants to fuck clouds. someone's horniest thought is to be a branch on a tree. someone's going to fuck a salt shaker. someone wants to fuck math. someone did. his name was albert einstein

Made and ate pancakes, and clawed back $80 from the federal government and the state of Georgia. Now what?

So after watching Fist of the North Star in the corner of someone's stream long ago, I took to calling it Gratuitous Head Explosions: the Movie. I have just watched Kingsman: the Secret Service, and, well, I think Fist of the North Star has just been dethroned in that department.

From sketch to inks to flats to final, my latest commission from @moosetracks80085.bsky.social -- which he dubbed "Balloondoir." I can't draw, so I commission creative human beings who can. Paying money for AI "content" is the ultimate insult. Hire real artists to create the unreal.

Happy United Statians Contemplate Their Tiny Sliver of Irish Ancestry Day! One quarter! Woo!

There's something growing in my indoor plantar. I'm pretty sure it's a tomato plant, based on its smell, but I can't be certain. After my last tomato plant died, I used its plantar as an indoor compost bin, burying all the fruit and veggie scraps that I didn't feel like walking into the swamp.

Being a half-human, half-demon with the ability to separate into your constitute halves gives you good opportunities for Halloween costumes. Both are still bad at not overdoing it on the helium. Getting to the party might prove difficult. Awesome Leah pic by @svensvenson.bsky.social

Felt cute today, might delete later. 💅 #OmArt #art

I’m tired, I‘ve got a headache, I’ve read distressing things on this site, and now I need to vent. Why can’t that bastard’s grease-slicked, cholesterol hardened, underexercised heart just give out already?

Wow! Four Years and 340 episodes of Team Spare!

Ramen-lovers: what would you add to an almost obnoxiously spicy ramen for additional flavor and/or nutrition? Been enjoying some taco-flavored Buldak (partly because it makes my lips hurt/numb), but struggling to find mixings that would pair well besides chunks of pan-seared SPAM.

Doing some fun math in the open source equivalent of Excel (don't judge me and my hobbies), at this pace Lush should be completely weightless by March 28, 2029. I recommend some weighted shoes well before then. 😆

Repost if your account is a safe space for the trans community. 🏳️‍⚧️

Wanna stay home. Play more Marathon. Nap. Write. Think about commissions I really shouldn't be buying. Watch a movie or two. The weekends feel like they've gotten shorter and less relaxing. No time, though. Need the cash for those commissions. Oh, and living.

Hey, the oven clock is right again!

If you have sex and your orgasm doesn't cause you to inflate and helplessly begin floating away while your partner lays on the ground satisfied and uncaring, was it really sex?

It's important to see some good news on your timeline. Helps keep you going and prevents you from falling into despair. www.arctictoday.com/federal-offs...

One of the downsides of drinking cold brew is if you forget to make a pitcher by 8 then you're SOL.

They want us to give up hope. They want us to believe that there's nothing we can do but sit back and let them have their way. Don't let them win.

Seeing people talking about giving up because the world is ending today. Nope. Nothing is over until it's over. As long as I am physically on this plane I'm not going to stop rambling about dumb game ideas or getting horny over weird balloons. You have my word.

Don't forget, if you're still using Firefox, go to the hamburger, then Settings, AI Controls, and turn on Block AI enhancements. Maybe if enough people turn the AI off they'll stop developing it.

Thank you, anxiety. Thank you, anxiety-inducing news. I love having sore shoulders from clenching all day. /s

Positively positive BE vibes by Bo the Sno www.deviantart.com/bo-the-sno

New headcannon for all inflatable characters. Yes, even your OCs. 😀 Consciously or subconsciously, stormy weather gets them in the mood. The low pressure front makes them all fizzy and puffy, usually not enough to see it, but enough to feel it. "Was that rumbling thunder or your balloon belly?"

Do I deserve a hot chocolate tonight? Probably not. Do I deserve a boozy hot chocolate? Definitely no. Am I making one anyway? Yes.

its my bday, i am 30 now

Aria is here to help you find, if not love, then some reasonably pneumatic affection this Valentine's day

Go have yourself a great day, or else!

Well, that's a headline I wasn't expecting to read today. www.youtube.com/watch?v=n65f...

Here's what you do when you think something is silly, dumb, not for you. Be an asshole for a second. To yourself. Check yourself. Think of all the stupid shit -you- like. Say, "Fuck it. They found a moment of joy." Then enjoy -your- day. Tolerance is -so- fucking easy. Less of a hassle, too.

Wallace & Gromit: Wrath of the Lich King

It's a good thing you don't need a vacuum cleaner to clean out a vacuum cleaner, otherwise the first time yours becomes clogged you are SOL.

Happy Gum Day everybody! I was reminded that I did this and it's definitely a gum celebration picture! I really loved doing this one so I hope it fits the theme and excitement of the moment. Fuck I'd love to do some new stuff with gum, just saw some brilliant animations that inspire...

They're a requirement

1 oz water 1 oz cold brew coffee pinch of salt 1 tsp cocoa powder 1 and 1/3 cup of milk 2.5 oz semisweet chocolate chips 1 oz dark chocolate chips 1 oz peppermint schnapps 1 oz creme de cacao 1/4 oz creme de menthe

Where ya going? This isn't your stop. We're going allll the way up~

Jealous of those of you with a Wacom or similar on your desk. Had to sign my name with a mouse 4 or 5 times filling out documents for my dentist.