Nature's Way of Saying by CetteFillexBallon/CaffeinexAddict, Great Inflations by AlecDeluxe and Hollow by Throwaway261 are the three works of erotica that have probably shaped me writing what I do the most

Attention: it is my birthday. Today I work, but tomorrow I celebrate. That is all.

You used to get commissioners asking for something like "I'd like to get a drawing of my girlfriend like this" and a couple things, one I generally refuse to draw real people, two if I did I would ask for some kinda consent from the other party. Every one of these commissioners never got back to me.

Is my microwave broken, or am I just having really bad luck with these Jamaican beef patties?

❓| Oh whoops! Sorry anon- I did this weeks ago and forgot to post it

Happy Friday, everybody! It's macaroni and cheese night at Castle Throwaway.

Introducing a new economic chart where I have included lines for the scenarios "wizard uses magic to solve everything ever no downsides" and "the sun grows big muscle arms and punches earth into rubble"

While I still maintain it's too early to be thinking of Christmas, I'll still swallow my pride, be a hypocrite, and buy a chocolate orange from the grocery store if presented the chance.

Oh, would you look at that? Both Democrats running for the Public Service Commission won their elections. Maybe Summer 2027 won't feature $100 electric bills.

Hey, if you’re in Georgia, too, don’t forget to vote. Two of the five board members who control state electricity policy are being voted for. All five seats are currently held by Republicans and our electric bills have never been higher. Take that info and do what you will.

Why no, I'm not ticked off, world. Why would I be? I just watched a pretty good animated show that comes 4 episodes to a disk, the fourth episode ended on a cliffhanger, and it'll take a week or more to get the 6th disk in the series from the library. Nope! Not at all annoyed! /s

Ballooned person having sex with an unballooned person, or two ballooned people having sex with each other?

I heard something about Ween today? 😆 www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcaP...

The most fun part about advertising is the cleanup ;)

Is it weird that as the impending recession siren keeps blaring, I get a desire not to save money but spend it? Not at chain stores, mind, but at farmer's market stalls, food trucks, local and regional shops, independent art makers, etc. Small fries who will be hit hard.

Smoking became a visual shorthand for a confident and cool character, but it’s so destructive to the body I won’t even allow my fictional characters to do it. Solution: character takes a drag from a party balloon full of whatever fictional gas I want them to be inhaling.

@mabocorescant.bsky.social's Sarah decided to dress up as a witch for Halloween, and any PROPER witch uses a cauldron. I'm not quite sure this was the way to go, but when has Val ever steered Sarah wrong?🎃

I think the coffee I bought a few weeks ago is stale. I only noticed the small hole in the bag after I got back home. I'm loathe to throw it away, however, as it cost north of $20 for 2.5 lbs. Can't really waste that these days.

Resting Inflation Face.

Once again amazed how I can actually feel worse after calling out sick from work, like I’ve given myself permission to fall apart.

*procrastinates on a project, watches latest DVD request from the library instead* Okay, I was not expecting the squeaky-voiced tanks to become that important to the show and its exploration of humanity, consciousness, and possession of a soul.

I am happy to report the frozen peas with the best by date of December 8, 2023 are still adequately edible. Good thing, too! I found 2 such bags up there and can't really afford to be wasting stuff right now.

It's nice to be worried or annoyed by inconsequential things as opposed to, well, everything else. Like my pharmacy recently switched from straight walled pill bottles to ones with a shoulder. As the pills run out, they get caught on the shoulder, so you either dump out 3 or 4 at a time, or none.

*starts to say something* *Starts to overthink it* *Stops* *Says nothing instead*

You can't logic your way out of being burnt out. Unless you're me. Who should be able to do it and it's a personal failing that I can't

Miss balloon day? Suki IS Miss Balloon Day! I wanted to get this done day of, but I've been horribly sick this last week and more, I'm still happy to get a quick little floating animation out for Suki! I hope you all enjoy teacher's private lesson on neutral buoyancy!

Woo, boy! Is this a dehydration headache, a lack of sleep headache, or an illness headache? Let's pop a couple ibuprofen, chug some water, and hope for the best.

Order UP! Day 10: I like how this one turned out! Sventober '25 is going on now and throughout the month over on my DA page www.deviantart.com/svensvenson/...

Another Saturday, another pair of farmer's market doughnuts consumed. Mmm, Boston creme and apple fritter.

*Batou www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aI9...

Shout this from the fucking rooftops, people!! #fuckAI

Hey, Throwaway, why are you working on writing multiple short stories tonight when your partners on a group project most need them rather than weeks ago? Simple: self-sabotage. www.youtube.com/shorts/SBVS3...

You know, maybe I should treat myself and get that new racing game? It's only $80. *spends $80 on windshield wipers* Uh huh. I see.

I’ve started reading and watching stuff that’s not web pages, news, or YouTube videos for the first time in way too long. I feel considerably less stressed right now. Nice to deep dive into someone else’s reality for a while.

Me: why do the four-legged semi-autonomous tanks have child-like voices and curiosity? Also Me: all art is an excuse to see what you want to see. Someone just wanted it that way. Me: well, I want to see more Bato awkwardly smiling before pulling people through windows.

I am not immune to propaganda. Hellboy, Indiana Jones, Sound of Music, Looney Toons, Star Wars, Kamen Rider, Hellsing, the Rocketeer, Bedknobs and Broomsticks, Metal Slug 3, Spider-Man, and X-Men all taught me that the nazis were the bad guys, meant for ridicule.

Testing a theory: reskeet if "every ICE agent will be unmasked and tried for their crimes" would get your vote

So I was watching a walk through on YouTube, trying to figure out how to get a piece of loot in Destiny 2, when I heard a Discord alert. Took me a while to realize it wasn't me, but rather the player I was watching. We need customizable alert sounds.

Popeyes has better food and its location distribution is nigh-identical to chick fil a, you definitely have an alternative to the homophobic chicken

Y'all should really check out The Midnight's new album. I've been mainlining everything that's been released so far, and I contribute that to just being a writing machine with Molly's stories lately. youtu.be/KqBc7R86Nbw?...

Fun fact Google suppresses auto results for "generative AI addiction". At first I thought the word addiction wasn't ad friendly but no, AI addiction is the only one they hide

Good morning. Have a tune that I've been listening to on repeat for the past couple days. (Thank you @theycallhimcake.bsky.social for introducing the Kids album to your followers some years ago) www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEJm...

"Bluesky is so boring I'd rather stick with X/Twitter!" Dunno about you, but it's been nice not having hundreds of transphobic and fear mongering posts shoved in my face every moment I glance at my phone like whenever I try to look at art friends post on Twitter

Now is not the fucking time for kink puritanism. The fetish content you enjoy, no matter how tame, sexual or not, is currently under threat from the right. Get your head out of your ass, we have bigger problems than people wearing diapers or whatever.

Hmm. I want to inflate an elf character in stories and/or commissions, but what can I do with an elf that I can't do with a human?

Here is some non-satire for you: Trans rights forever.

Apropos of nothing: my goal in life is that when I eventually kick the bucket, nobody’s first reaction is “good riddance.” Unless, of course, they were a jerk who was annoyed by my presence, actions, morals, and/or politics. In which case, I guess it can’t be helped.

Where are all my purple lovers

It’s the end of the game, and all you have to do to save the day is go inside a chamber and use the terminal within. However, the chamber’s atmosphere is comprised mostly of bloatium, floatium, infillium, hornium, and trace amounts of pepper.

“Stay right were you are, me. If you’re still too sick to work, you‘re too sick to go to the second hand store to get a DVD player.” “But these DVDs aren’t playing on my PC, and being sick’s a good excuse to veg out to movies.”