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Report: Only 20 Minutes Until Introverted Man Gets To Leave Party https://theonion.com/report-only-20-minutes-until-introverted-man-gets-to-l-1819576241/

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done - started a war in the middle east - completely destroyed the economy

the voyager crew is complete!! feel this is my best trek crew pic yet, so much so i wanna go back and do up the old ones aha hoping y'all like it after asking for it for so long, both online and in person 😅 #startrek #startrekvoyager #startrekart #janeway

Stand at the front, fuckface.

Really annoyed at all the snotty "Erm, well I don't watch CNN!"/"No one watches CNN!"/"Who cares?!?!" responses to this post from people unable to think about the broader media landscape and information environment.

This has me crying in real life 😂😂😂 🦁

The worst of two possible shit-ass timelines. www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...

Hey. Tell people when they do good job. When you like the stuff they make. When you like the characters they’ve created. The stories they’ve told. Nobody hears it as often as you think bc everyone thinks everyone hears it all the time. Trust. They don’t. Tell. Them.

PSA for Discord's new age verification! If you get hit by it and refuse to give them any ID or face scans as you should, here's a way to just... bypass it. Go to Settings - Family Centre and then just enter a date of birth that's 18+ It's really that simple. Give them nothing.

pov: you’re about to get freshly baked biscuits

This is so unbelievably funny

Spontaneous ‘FUCK ICE’ chants have propelled Brody King from cult favourite to anti-ICE icon — and rattled wrestling’s corporate partners.

Even beyond the dumb-as-rocks AI nonsense, this ad is extra dumb. If I don't know what a Chery is before this ad, I definitely don't know what it is after. Am I going to stop to read the small print on a random ad for a product I don't know about? No.

Is this the real life Is this just fantasy Caught in a landslide No escape from reality

Just a filthy pic from @dateeverything.bsky.social

Y'know, if you put on the glasses, you can even date this Bluesky post. It's Valentine's Day, so we're gonna literally DATE EVERYTHING! Stream starts 10am NZT / 1pm PT / 3pm CT / 4pm ET / 9pm UK! @dateeverything.bsky.social youtube.com/live/MTkM11t... www.twitch.tv/octotiggy

The smartest thing AEW could possibly do right now is give Brody King a surprise Men's World Title win in Australia. Imagine the mainstream news reports alone.

One thing that comic books have taught me: the best way to fight against fear, rage, and greed is with hope and willpower.

The EU has just voted, by a VERY wide margin, for the full recognition of trans women as women…!

I've been going to these fancy conferences and just doing a gloves off thing for the last few months and I feel freer than a guy with five DUIs riding an ebike on a sidewalk.

Can we do the midterms now?

Only halfway through the final season of Stranger Things, but it feels like if they had just cut out all the pointless bickering, they could've shaved all these episodes back down to 60 mins. Instead it feels bloated and infuriating.

blasting jock jams as i turkish ice cream man this little brat himejoshi-style

Y'know how they'll have a bad guy in a movie kick a dog so that you know he's definitely the bad guy and you'll have no sympathy for them when they inevitably die at the hands of the protagonists? Literally "Kick the Dog" on TV Tropes.

🔔 Drrrrring-- 🎶 BAH BAAAAHHHHHHH! Doo doo doo doo doo... 🎶 drrrrring. 🔔 We're returning to 1991 to play the beloved RUGRATS: ADVENTURES IN GAMELAND in co-op for the first time, streaming 10am NZT / 1pm PT / 3pm CT / 4pm ET / 9pm UK! youtube.com/live/cEKJZmH... www.twitch.tv/octotiggy

Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again. #Pinks #ProudBlue

New mini print I’ll have this weekend at Neosho Artcon, and then on my online shop afterwards!

This is the sort of shit you'd see in the background of an 80s movie about the future world of 2026 and you'd laugh at the ridiculousness.

Honestly, doesn't this just make the piece more interesting? Put it back in the museum just like this, with the explanation nearby.

"Eat. My. Cadbury."

If someone tells you not to enjoy a thing, and that thing doesn't hurt anyone, you enjoy that thing twice as fucking hard.

You had me at "delete JIRA tickets"

Ferbruary #oldknees

Final Fantasy 7 Midgar Shops I remade for fun belgianbooleancg.com/projects/8lY...

I find out this way This is how I find out Wow (this rocks)

And amazingly his pride is so big that he has the best excuse right here like “well obviously I wasn’t cool enough to hang with the pedophiles oh well haha” but he has to go “no I totally could go to pervert island, I’m actually so cool I would have my own”

Elon Musk last year: "Epstein tried to get me to go to his island and I REFUSED" Musk to Epstein emails: • “What day/night will be the wildest party on your island?” • "I really want to hit the party scene" • "Is there a good time to visit? Story: www.nytimes.com/2026/01/30/u...

Name your fav film or TV mum.

"Luchs speaks five languages: English, French, Italian, and some German and Russian. She approached grasping Gen Z parlance like she was learning another language. ...An Instagram commenter wrote: 'She’s so natural with it too like it’s not even cringe.'"

Look at this fucking baby. I’m seething. I could lift a car

makes no sense 🐀

Why yes, I would like something to scratch that Parasol Stars itch.

Maybe it will be today.

Some people absolutely need to fuck off forever and this guy is one of them. Go back to the Man in the High Castle universe that you ported over from.