I feel for Jake last night getting med-evac’d. Going out via snake bite is a tough way to go. Mother Nature is no joke but I was VERY happy to see he made it back to see his kid be born! #Survivor #Survivor49

Good morning to everyone who locked in and went to work today even though they wanted to stay home burrito themselves in a blanket and play Pokémon all day, and to them only.

This made me genuinely laugh this AM after watching that entire challenge unfold from the beginning the other day… (via Steven from the Hina tribe on FB) #Survivor #Survivor49

Definitely doesn’t count as a sitcom but want to point out that none of them taught an entire generation about classic literature…

Big Bang Theory is the one true answer- and I will absolutely die on this hill.

They say The Simpsons predict the future… but Futurama kind of nailed this back in 2001.

(solemnly) You've had mail.

There’s never a bad time for a trip to Pawnee.

Anyone up for a road trip to EPCOT?

Just the act of reading this question and pulling this GIF is making me want to go grab my Blu Ray and watch…

NGL I love the wrecked pirate ship Tribal this season. Probably my favorite in years. #Survivor #Survivor49

"Is what you do called 'streaming'?" Oof. #Survivor49 #Survivor #RHAP

What video game do you consider perfect? Topping the short list-

When the rapture #TikTok swore would happen comes and goes and 2025 rolls on…

Another greeting card song, hooray! This time, Alex responds to your wedding invitation.

Going the non-sci fi or cartoon route… I LOVE that the Drew Carey Show finally got a DVD release a few months ago.

you can love a character and still admit when they're wrong. we love Shadow but we can acknowledge his flaws (he has none) and we can hold him accountable for his wrongdoings (he has never done anything wrong in his life) and call him out on his actions (which are always correct)

Not going to lie, this song is still in the rotation on my driving mix…

Father Dowling has entered the chat.

Apparently the rapture is happening on Tuesday according to TikTok. Of course not lucky enough to have it get me out of work on Monday or have it AFTER the #Survivor premiere this week. End of the world priorities.

Just because it’s worked it way back into my rotation again… #Stargate #StargateSG1

Drop some TELEPHONES ☎️

I worked at Target in ‘13 the night the pre-holiday Red Card breach hit the news, I was the only one in my store as the operator. Wouldn’t wish that night on anyone. The person answering the lines didn’t pull Jimmy Kimmel. Speak with your wallet but direct your frustrations to the right people.

I, like so many this weekend, will be taking the time to do some subscription cancellations in light of all the recent BS. A reminder. Don’t take your frustration out on the call center reps if you have to pick up the phone. They HAVE TO read a script and follow protocols. Don’t be that person.

This. 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1650

"You'll be visited by three spirits" The Three Spirits:

If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky.

Now we’re talking! A Monday topic to get behind- Panzer Dragoon Radiant Silvergun Saturn Bomberman H/Ms to Nights into Dreams and Sonic Jam (the best OG Genesis Sonic ports ever released)!

Mike Nelson. Destroyer of Worlds.

This image was released by SEGA in 1992 before the release of Sonic the Hedgehog 2 in order to tease Tails as a new character.

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1636

It’s been bothering me the last few days trying to figure out who Mare/Chelsei Frei reminds me of on #ThePaper. JUST hit me. Mackenzie Davis.

What is your all-time favorite video game? 🎮 🕹️ If it’s a lock-on, it counts as one single game and I’ll die on that hill… #SonicTheHedgehog #SEGA

Happy Sonic Adventure Day to all who celebrate. 💙

MUG CHECK Roy Kent FTW. #TedLasso

Nothing to see… Just Oscar up here dropping casual Michael Scott wisdom in #ThePaper season finale.

If ever there was a Mount Rushmore of cartoons, this deserves every bit of a slot. Kevin Conroy will forever be my Batman choice.

Honestly, #ThePaper so far is giving out more #ParksAndRec vibes vs #TheOffice. It’s picking up steam as it goes so far. Just took a couple of episodes for the characters to get their footing. Knock on wood it keeps holding.

Excited for #ThePaper to drop tomorrow. Early reviews seem like it’s going to be decent. Knock on wood. Just can’t get past seeing Domhnall Gleeson with an American accent.

when you don't even care that the salsa was made in New York City

A live look at me at TPA using my JetBlue Card to pay for my Southwest checked bags…

I honestly so BADLY wanted Star Fox Zero to be good for the Wii U- I hadn’t preordered a game in a while to that point and it was a release day pick up for me. But nope. The controls killed it. 😕 THIS needs a fixed re-release for the Switch/Switch 2 vs even considering another 64 rehash.

BotW Wind Waker HD Mario Kart 8 Super Mario Maker Controversial 5th pick? Sonic- Lost World. It may be a blatant Mario Galaxy ripoff, but you know. Sonic. (Plus the Nights into Dreams bonus stage was awesome.)

If you see this, post a monster.

For weeks we all knew Tommy DeVito was inevitably going to get let go… MRW seeing all of the ‘23 tributes and highlights on TikTok today. 😢😢 #NYG #NYGiants #TommyCutlets #TrueItalianHero