1150AM CDT update from the Storm Prediction Center: Numerous severe thunderstorms expected from the mid Mississippi/lower Ohio Valleys into the Mid-South through this evening, with a threat for multiple strong to intense tornadoes, widespread severe wind gusts, and scattered large to very large hail

Larger hail hitting the house now. Maybe dime. Bracing.

SVR in the tornado watch so sirens city-wide.

Not as fun as you’d think that every met in the nation is watching the storm heading generally towards your town.

Oh. Oh my.

I’m sure there will be no hinge in sight.

Wow. This anvil lightning pushing some 70 miles southeast of the main core.

I know we’re not to speak ill of here and well of the other place, but when that place was in its prime, it did a pretty good job of not re-presenting you with posts you’d already seen but were then reshared by others.

Yes, uhhhhh... <points at a few things> Those are mine.

Thunderstorm chances return to portions of the Upper Midwest and central/southern Plains Thursday with severe weather and isolated flash flooding possible. The threat for severe weather then pushes south by Friday and lingers into Monday. Visit weather.gov for details.

“…44% of all tracks uploaded to Deezer each day are now generated using AI…currently receiving close to 75,000 AI-generated songs daily…” I’m even more troubled that ~187,500 songs are uploaded each day. www.digitaltrends.com/phones/deeze...

🌍 M7.4 earthquake near 100 km ENE of Miyako, Japan at 2026-04-20 07:53 UTC More info: https://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/eventpage/us6000sri7

Oh no. My passing resemblance to Noel Wyle is being destroyed by him being an actor and doing actor things.

I saw the phrase "possible rainfall is expected" in a forecast for today from a meteorologist. That is some next level hedging. Love it.

Prescriptions are how you get Tylenol in a hospital.

Done.

Some mammatus here in Fort Worth, TX ❤️

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Israel continues to strike Lebanon. The Strait is closed again. I’m not sure where the fire is being ceased.

The @reds.com are clearly World Series bound. Woo!

Awesome. Terrifying. Same same.

By “some experts in military law” is a weird way to describe “literally anyone that’s heard him say this”

I forgot I had the NASA live stream going. After like 30 minutes of silence, mission control chimed in and I nearly shat myself.

Join us for #SafePlaceSelfie on April 8! This is the 10 year anniversary of this campaign, & we would like YOU, your friends, your family, your dog, to participate. Watch this video to find out how. Spread the word. Get creative. You won’t want to miss out on Wednesday! noaa.gov/safeplaceselfie.

Last time crude prices were this high (>$112/barrel) was in June 2022... when our national average gas prices were >$5/gallon. We're at $4.13 now.

An active, spring-like pattern brings the chance of both severe weather and flash flooding from the southern Plains to the Midwest today and tonight. Visit weather.gov to get the latest forecast for your neck of the woods.

🌍 M7.4 earthquake near 127 km WNW of Ternate, Indonesia at 2026-04-01 22:48 UTC More info: https://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/eventpage/us6000slss

🌍 M7.8 earthquake near 119 km WNW of Ternate, Indonesia at 2026-04-01 22:48 UTC More info: https://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/eventpage/pt26091003

#SafePlaceSelfie Day this year will be Wednesday, April 8. Do you know your safe place to ride out extreme weather? Show us your safe place! Take a picture from your safe place and share it it with #SafePlaceSelfie to inspire others. To learn more visit noaa.gov/safeplaceselfie.

🌍 M7.3 earthquake near 35 km NE of Luganville, Vanuatu at 2026-03-30 08:44 UTC More info: https://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/eventpage/us7000s8q0

🌍 M7.2 earthquake near 27 km ENE of Luganville, Vanuatu at 2026-03-30 08:44 UTC More info: https://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/eventpage/pt26089000

Wooooooooo!!!!!! Boiler UP!!!!

My favorite part of arriving way too early for a flight from my departure point (DFW) is hearing rich white people proclaim how much they hate Dallas on their phones.

These headlines juxtaposed. Wow

Two Florida state senate flips to D now? 😳

🌍 M7.6 earthquake near 153 km W of Neiafu, Tonga at 2026-03-24 04:37 UTC More info: https://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/eventpage/us7000s789

We are modernizing operations and moving to the cloud! This will improve our mission to provide weather, water and climate data, forecasts, warnings, and impact-based decision support services for the protection of life and property. Learn More: www.noaa.gov/news-release...

Ah, modern media. Somehow forgetting that the 80’s existed.

A new report shows that the morale of federal employees is at an all-time low. While not surprising, as someone who was a federal supervisor for 20+ years it scares me - and it should scare you if you rely on things like air traffic control and of course accurate weather info. tinyurl.com/j9p3x752

Though I did have one overnight stop, my longest drive – which happened to be solo – was from St. Augustine, FL to El Paso, TX for a new job. ~24 hours/~1,700 miles.

I seent a big ‘ol snake today at Palo Pinto Mountains State Park.

Just heard the national ABC weather guy describe a couple of Hawaiian high-impact weather systems as “dystopian.” I wish we could save those kinds of words for something meaningful.

It’s the Spring Equinox—astronomical spring begins today. Meteorological spring started March 1. Learn why they’re different: www.ncei.noaa.gov/news/meteoro... How do YOU mark spring?

National gas prices are now at a three year high.

Huge swath of max temps more than 20°F above normal this week. This a look at Saturday.

This week’s heat from the West Coast to the Plains will set hundreds of daily records—many by several degrees. Some areas may even set March records, with temperatures more typical of June. Learn how to stay safe: weather.gov/heat

It is going to get hot this week. 🥵 ☀️ Temperatures will soar 20 to 30°F above normal making it feel more like early June than mid-March for many. Dozens of daily high temperatures records are forecast to be broken or tied this week. (1/2)

We did it! U.S. gas prices are now at a two year high.

why did we even domesticate peeves

Absolutely shattering records next week in the western U.S.