How is that not a foul

#LUFC FFS

Hilarious reading the comments about Slot and comparing to comments about Farke, apparently Slot is also now tactically clueless and out of his depth having won 2 league titles in the last 3 seasons

Tax people who run everything through the self service tills, pay and then bag up, fuck off

This is specifically what I miss most about MB, the clear erudition of his philosophy and methodology, pro football and trying to be the best version of yourself / team, his methods give opposing managers a lot think about rather than just nullifying our ‘strengths’

Never off side in a million years

Henry said pre match the Tielemans captained Anderlect at 16…..

Very good half that #LUFC

John McGinns arse has its own postcode #LUFC

Torres has the turning circle of the arc royal #LUFC

Fucking Winkleman turning up as Torquemada wasn’t on my strictly bingo card #nooneexpectstheSpanishinquistion

119 appearances with 18 goals tells the story of why he is on loan, not saying he won’t make it in Prem but that’s why he isn’t getting opportunities

I’m aware of people being glass half empty, most on here seem to have a glass that someone has shat in #LUFC

@dantomlinson.bsky.social I echo this sentiment, my dad was a member of the party for fifty years, that whirring sound is him spinning in his grave, utterly sickening behaviour

The area between the front and back doors in Nando’s is called the peri perineum

Gosh, why and how could that be? Such an enigma!

THIS IS GOING AROUND !

Don’t let the door hit you in the arse as you leave you thick fat cunt #concretegrower

@vcorenmitchell.bsky.social surely the only connect musical would be a piece of piss, along the lines of, ‘how can you say that, that cannot be the answer’ followed by a wordy explanation as to why it is *exactly* the answer

Watching Star Wars and would love to see a version with Dave Prowse’s actual voice, Vader slightly less intimidating if he sounds like he’s from Exeter or Budleigh Salterton

@mrpmharrison.bsky.social great minds

Another goal and assist today for Joffy

Wordle 1,603 2/6 🟨🟨🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

@sjpemberton.bsky.social has anyone photoshopped Reece from the nose up and yourself downwards as I believe you would be La Voix

This photo?

Thir fucking teen minutes??? #lufc

Areole, he’s a bit of a tit 🎶 #LUFC

Tough old night for Mike Graham. Turns out the bastard who hacked his facebook also shat in his trousers.

We were far from decent today yet still dominated chances, possession and touches in opposition box. Keep doing good things correctly and our luck will turn, same with DCL, Nmecha and Okafor fitness levels, we’ll be reyt

Ange sacked 😂

Thank you, thank you for sharing this. It’s very thoughtful - so many people having a crap time of it at the moment, and I appreciate you doing this. Cheers👍

They tuk err jerbs, dukka doo

OH SNAP 🚨🚨🚨 Miller's Mitchs moment shows us we must act right NOW We have no more time to waste NO MORE TIME

Shirley Manson, discuss

Idea for a show, sex myths with @ronsexsmith.bsky.social

Hoping for a strong performance from the Irish lad #gbbo

If we’d have got a deserved win vs Fulham we’d be 2nd

The Wolves scorer has put in about 10 fouls and no card, Bogle about 2 and a booking

Hahahaha, where’s all the tactical genius’s right now?

DCL link up is excellent

Fuck off, DCL, great finish

Having rewatched the highlights, I’m glad we didn’t spend £30m+ up to quoted £50m for Muniz, offered nothing

Wah wah wah wahhhh

I see that Buononotte who folks were desperate for us to sign made no impact for Chelscum and was hooked at half time yesterday

That’s awful news about Ricky Hatton, RIP