Pro wrestlers would probably qualify for sag aftra if they could get their act together and be cohesive as a labor force Aew and Wwe are hellbent on keeping them under the invalid Independent contractor status.

Happy Halloween (Orthodox)

[avengers mansion] CAP: good morning Avengers let's begin IRON MAN: wait spider-man is missing OPEN MOUTH MAN: weird he was here when i went to sleep last nite

We should be so lucky

Denver the Last Dinosaur was arrested today as part of the broader Jeffrey Epstein investigation. Authorities acted when a victim came forward saying of the dinosaur, “He’s my friend…and a whole lot more.”

Releasing the Epstein files could have a chilling effect on future presidents' ability to hide their history of raping children on a private island owned by a convicted sex offender.

Did Underage Girls Ruin Politics? Tomorrow in the @nytimes.com

C R Y I N G this is so perfect lmao x: www.instagram.com/reel/DQ7cPSf...

I’m Tartan Lightfoot, and you’re listening to NPR.

I just got an email about a Trans Day of Remembrance event. TDoR is so depressing. I should start a “Trans Day of Hoagies, Playing Ticket to Ride, and Maybe a Nap”.

Erica Deuso is the first openly transgender person to be elected mayor in Pennsylvania. The longtime Democratic advocate defeated Republican Rich Bryant Tuesday to serve as the next mayor of Downingtown. 🔴 Live election updates: www.inquirer.com/politics/ele...

The framing of this is hilarious: Democrats deeply worried about the repercussions of a victory www.msnbc.com/msnbc/news/m...

I saw @auntydonnaboys.bsky.social at the Beacon Theatre last night, and it was one of the funniest shows I’ve ever seen! If they’re coming anywhere near you on the tour, go see them! Mild spoiler: 150 grams is a smidge over 5 oz. so it’s about a third of a pound.

Aunty Donna at the Beacon Theatre!

I completely forgot that today is Halloween. Today felt like it was October 30th Redux. Just generic October day. But we’re that much closer to November 10th and the 50th anniversary of the sinking of the SS Edmund Fitzgerald in Lake Superior.

I think Florida is a good move for Cuomo. There are still of lot of elderly people he hasn't killed yet.

In the parlance of Gen Z-ers (from what I’ve read online): I had a “grippy sock vacation” in September. I’m doing a little better now but my mental health isn’t exactly great. I will say, if you’re trans and anywhere remotely accessible to Philly, Malvern’s Wisteria unit is great.

Kids these days don't listen to the "Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" by Gordon Lightfoot on repeat any more and it shows