I do not have "oomfies" I do not have "mutuals" I have FRIENDS. And if I don't, I deactivate and then kill myself.

big ass bowl of spaghetti! you're given a big bowl of spaghetti to eat, and you start eating that big ass bowl of spaghetti. and all of a sudden, as you're eating, you come across a roach... in that spaghetti! what!? there's a roach in this big ass bowl of spaghetti! now, do you continue eating?

WOW IS LIKE HERE ARE THE BAD GUYS. PLEASE KILL THESE HOT SEXY MONSTERS. LIKE EVERY EXPANSION THEY MAKE YOU DO IT. WHO ARE THE REAL MONSTERS? #WARCRAFT #ALPHA

Me when skirt

Everyone’s favorite hag #ffxivart

this is what it's like being in the t4t community

would u still love me if i took you here on our first date 🥺

me to myself whenever I'm having a mental breakdown

when guitarists do that thing where they stare longingly into each other's eyes while playing solos it always feels very homoerotic and i love it

I'm Joey. I am trans and non-binary. I have been on feminising HRT for nearly four years. I know how scary, confusing, and challenging navigating identity and gender-affirming care can be. My DMs are always open. Let me help you since nobody helped me. #lgbtq #nonbinary #nb #trans

“You never been in the military so you wouldn’t understand. Sometimes you loot a tabard off your enemy, let’s say the Scarlet Crusade, and where it around. Forever. That doesn’t make me a Light fascist. Also I hate Forsaken.”

just saw a post from someone saying "dont repost this, it's super personal" and every time i see something like that, i just get the urge to be a menace. i didn't even read the rest of the post, i just wanted to be defiant

guh

the nice cock mod affects the perfect groove sticker in gpose btw

me when i'm subtle

me and who

who up reading problematic age gap yaoi?

did y'all know the owl city guy made a shitty song that basically just sounds like fireflies but worse? maybe I'm just irritable, but heading it on the radio just pissed me off lol

#FFXIV #EmetSelch

alright, now that I'm officially unemployed, who wants to get drunk and go trespass somewhere with me?

good day to be a monsterfucker with an eye kink i think

me and who? ME AND WHO???

people piss me off so much sometimes. unfortunately, i often also fall into this "people" category

rfk got that lean on

tell me it's all going to be ok, please. lie to me if you have to. because it really doesn't feel like it will

girls should call me cute pet names more often, i think

calling my coworker homophobic for saying the straight tetris piece is the best

girl breakfast 💙

yo, who up craving the touch of someone who loves you?

you type in all lowercase cause you're anti capitalist. i type in all lowercase cause i don't know how to use a keyboard and don't know where the shift key is. we are not the same.

I DONT CARE ABOUT VEHICLES WOMEN HATE HERE ARE SOME VEHICLES WOMEN LOVE

happy birthday to one of my most used reaction images

me and who

open.spotify.com/track/0PktC6... Lost at sea, in stormy weather Hard to see, the window's gathered too much water Try to breathe, therе’s no harm in waiting patiently See you when the sun in shining Thеn maybe it would be worth finding Somewhat of a silver lining See you when the sun is shining

very presumptuous to think I'd be into this, spotify. what kind of foot freak do you think i am?

new favorite customer just dropped: guy who gestures to what he wants with a hatchet

i wish they would let you schedule posts on this app so i don't have to do this bullshit. not very user friendly tbh

i'm starting to get the hang of this place. we're more peaceful than twitter yet less horny like everyone's actually holding each others hands and singing kumbaya and not holding each others hogs and singing cum on ya back

had a drunk customer offer me a free car wash because i was nice to him, but when i told him i don't drive, his response was screaming "OH, NUGGETS!"

old man yaoi 🤤

lesbiab #ff14 #ffxiv

slay queen #ffxiv #ffxivart #gaia #rynegaia #ddff #dissidia