Turn on the TV. Doesn’t matter what channel.

getting the onion newspaper is worth it alone for the ads

there should be something like jerking off but for romance #philosophy

drawing cuz i felt like it (partner is the bear thingy)

call her an unprotected database cuz im injecting my language into her

oodles and doodles @moltenplastique.bsky.social bnnuy @zatiholiday.bsky.social rat gridget yeh

drawing cuz i felt like it (partner is the bear thingy)

Blender is struggling. it's the best piece of 3d software on the market, and it's free. I'm not going back to autodesk. please donate if you can! fund.blender.org

if anyone in my family does this shit to me after i die im haunting the FUCK out of them brah

THAT'S OOMF

beeftastic (credit to @csom.bsky.social)

very good and very necessary feature, youtube!

no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy

in the sourced port. straight up "forkin it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. a

oh man whiskey tastes so fucking nasty what the fuck

the longest tools

Shant tools. www.thelongestjohns.com #TheLongestJohns #CowTools #Memes #FolkMusic #Shanty

in cissexist society, "you don't need medical transition to be valid" means "you aren't getting medical transition, be happy"

new video 4 halloween

お前が取りに来いよ。がんぼるぞい。 translation: You come and get it. Good luck.

僕のごはん！がんぼるぞい！ translation: This is my food, right?

I had a friend play through an early unfinished version of Chapter 5! Their testimonial was "I am still thinking about it a lot and want to play it more and it's kawaii when toby is worried about if it's good enough"

Spotify customer service is immediately ending conversations if you ask about them airing ICE advertisements on the platform. Cancel your Spotify subscription. #BoycottSpotify

this is just shenmue for those who havent played it btw

lol

me too

涼しい方が好きです。がんぼるぞい。 translation: I prefer cool than hot.

運動します。がんぼるぞい！ translation: I exercise.

魔女。がんぼるぞい。 translation: Witch.

雨が降った時は机の下に隠れます。がんぼるぞい。 translation: On rainy days, I hide under my desk.

気持ちいい。がんぼるぞい。 translation: It feels good.

How To Join ICE https://theonion.com/how-to-join-ice/

some animals get a REALLY bad rap with symbolism

she's still a whirlipede at heart (even though she should definitely be acting her age)

Getting close to Halloween again so check out this series of screenshots that tell a story about a really scary screensaver program.

Plunky #animation

comm. average day for maomao

forbidden yuri @fish-mints.bsky.social

@csom.bsky.social happy late birday

imade a drawign today

Back when posting was good

Observe.

tip for those new to bluesky: follow trans women with perfect opinions and perky tits