Mark
@morkmorkmorkmork.bsky.social
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we ain't ever getting older ~ the chainsmokers (2017)
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My name is Mark im only 25π but i already know life awesome is have fun & i h8 people who are mad at me my vengance is full just like my heart β€οΈ π₯
8 months ago
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cheese da size of ya head
about 1 month ago
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Fred from Scooby-Doo wears an ascot because if you're a criminal and he's after you, your ass is caught!
3 months ago
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6 months ago
And then it dawned on me...
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On bluesky feeling like a new guy
about 2 years ago
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6 months ago
And then it dawned on me...
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#newbio
6 months ago
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Every generation deserves a Brenden Fraser movie begining with 'The' to grow up with, but it's crazy to think that Gen Alpha will end up treating The Whale with the same reverence that I do The Mummy
6 months ago
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6 months ago
Dr. Manhattan when he meets Dr. Long Island Iced Tea
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People don't really use the phrase you are what you wear enough but I think they should because whenever I wear a button-up shirt I button up shirt π
7 months ago
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You don't really hear about grave robbings anymore, you might think it's because they don't happen as often but actually it's because they stopped burying bodies.
7 months ago
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8 months ago
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Hot dogs for dinners tonight !!
8 months ago
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Started working at an automotive shop and someone just asked me to fix their manual??? Buddy we don't do that here !!
8 months ago
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Listening to rock music outside a police station
8 months ago
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I woke up!
8 months ago
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Studley
8 months ago
Babies! Sound off in the comments if you think bedtime should be 7:30pm!!!!!
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Studley
8 months ago
The Cheeto-in-Chief is making up more bullshit. We did not have 'February' before. He changed my mother's name too. Drumpf is making me think there's nobody hiding behind my shower curtains. Not my pesidrnt.
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I just did the math,π€ the Day Obama left the office was the day the House M.D. finale came out. The last thing Obama saw might just be Hughs Lorrey.
8 months ago
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8 months ago
Symptom 11 my beloved
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8 months ago
all of my friends are trying to stress me. and it's working
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i do skeets where you can laugh and hang out for a bit
8 months ago
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My name is Mark im only 25π but i already know life awesome is have fun & i h8 people who are mad at me my vengance is full just like my heart β€οΈ π₯
8 months ago
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Studley
8 months ago
Stupid fucking Demon visage everywhere I look. Leave me ALONE! Don't darken my doors!!!! Dickhead
#BigIdeas
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Gila
8 months ago
The people at Princeton Plainsborough Hospital should go on Big Brother. But I think I know who would win all of the competitions...
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adult male aged 25 1 inch penis credit card number 439 042580 0533 7500 watches 2 hours of porno a day and only eats canned tuna and corn π½
8 months ago
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8 months ago
Cat who is going to be ok
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Just got a magic 8 ball, now I can add it to my collection with my science 7 ball, divine 6 ball, elemental 5 ball, void 4 ball, spiritual 3 ball, temporal 2 ball and cool 1 ball
9 months ago
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Victoria
9 months ago
Ghost trying to drown me and getting increasingly frustrated: cual es tu problema Me: so is there a mr la llorona
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Studley
9 months ago
She looks so stupid and round and fat
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Studley
9 months ago
I'm losing my mind.
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Studley
9 months ago
EVIL FREAK ALERT!! π¨
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Lady Emily βοΈ
9 months ago
They should add raytracing to Balatro
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What I would post on Bluesky in the Star Wars universe Me: They're overriding our mainframe My Aclub Supervisor: In Aclubian two eyes Me: Atreebo meree garban pussies tesoo
9 months ago
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9 months ago
mini fridge full of laughing cow cheese just in case. i mean i say that but it's just because of the cow. she's so pretty. i love that diva
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First words on the moon: One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind First words back on earth: Oh my fucking god we forgot Buzz!
9 months ago
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I came up with the true cure last night but I forgot it by the time I woke up... I woke up... I woke up. . .. I woke up... .. . . ..... . .I woke up
9 months ago
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This dude just sold me his snake oil recipe for only $10,000. I'm about to be so rich.
9 months ago
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Ben Rosen
9 months ago
my wifeβs a shopaholic, sheβs always buying stuff she sees on tv. yeah, today she ordered me a cybertruck
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10 months ago
happy
#NationalMicrowaveOvenDay
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10 months ago
i like promoting a healthy lifestyle in whichever way you see fit. here's my short morning routine before i start the day wake up. wash face. 20 minutes in bathtub full of ice cubes (all in fun shapes, i collect ice cube trays) 30 minutes of jaywalking for thrill. $40 fine. 10 minutes of pondering
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10 months ago
they're gonna get you. they're coming through the walls. they're gonna take you, torture you. you'll never see your parents again
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Just turned 25 and I think I'm finally ready to retire
10 months ago
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Cowboy Friday
11 months ago
glizzied up In The AM!
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11 months ago
always that one friend that has to one up you on the most trivial things. can't even complain about my knives being dull. because, get this, theirs are as blunt as a tree branch! who knew!
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They don't let me be sleepy anymore... because of woke
11 months ago
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#DarkUniverse
over 8 years ago
Witness the beginning of a
#DarkUniverse
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Gila
11 months ago
Picked up a couple things from the five and dime.
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my wife just miscarried and the only thing I can think about is how the fuck I'm gonna get rid of these shoes
11 months ago
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chickpeas? uhh yea I sure hope she does
11 months ago
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11 months ago
Did my Jeff Goldblum impression in front of him at a Swiss Chalet and he told me in no uncertain terms to kill myself. *shitty Jeff Goldblum voice* I...I err....I think err..I annoyed him!
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