What's happening bluesky nation?!!

cheese da size of ya head

Fred from Scooby-Doo wears an ascot because if you're a criminal and he's after you, your ass is caught!

And then it dawned on me...

On bluesky feeling like a new guy

And then it dawned on me...

Every generation deserves a Brenden Fraser movie begining with 'The' to grow up with, but it's crazy to think that Gen Alpha will end up treating The Whale with the same reverence that I do The Mummy

Dr. Manhattan when he meets Dr. Long Island Iced Tea

People don't really use the phrase you are what you wear enough but I think they should because whenever I wear a button-up shirt I button up shirt 😁

You don't really hear about grave robbings anymore, you might think it's because they don't happen as often but actually it's because they stopped burying bodies.

Hot dogs for dinners tonight !!

Started working at an automotive shop and someone just asked me to fix their manual??? Buddy we don't do that here !!

Listening to rock music outside a police station

I woke up!

Babies! Sound off in the comments if you think bedtime should be 7:30pm!!!!!

The Cheeto-in-Chief is making up more bullshit. We did not have 'February' before. He changed my mother's name too. Drumpf is making me think there's nobody hiding behind my shower curtains. Not my pesidrnt.

I just did the math,🤔 the Day Obama left the office was the day the House M.D. finale came out. The last thing Obama saw might just be Hughs Lorrey.

Symptom 11 my beloved

all of my friends are trying to stress me. and it's working

i do skeets where you can laugh and hang out for a bit

My name is Mark im only 25😭 but i already know life awesome is have fun & i h8 people who are mad at me my vengance is full just like my heart ❤️ 🔥

Stupid fucking Demon visage everywhere I look. Leave me ALONE! Don't darken my doors!!!! Dickhead #BigIdeas

The people at Princeton Plainsborough Hospital should go on Big Brother. But I think I know who would win all of the competitions...

adult male aged 25 1 inch penis credit card number 439 042580 0533 7500 watches 2 hours of porno a day and only eats canned tuna and corn 🌽

Cat who is going to be ok

Just got a magic 8 ball, now I can add it to my collection with my science 7 ball, divine 6 ball, elemental 5 ball, void 4 ball, spiritual 3 ball, temporal 2 ball and cool 1 ball

Ghost trying to drown me and getting increasingly frustrated: cual es tu problema Me: so is there a mr la llorona

She looks so stupid and round and fat

I'm losing my mind.

EVIL FREAK ALERT!! 🚨

They should add raytracing to Balatro

What I would post on Bluesky in the Star Wars universe Me: They're overriding our mainframe My Aclub Supervisor: In Aclubian two eyes Me: Atreebo meree garban pussies tesoo

mini fridge full of laughing cow cheese just in case. i mean i say that but it's just because of the cow. she's so pretty. i love that diva

First words on the moon: One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind First words back on earth: Oh my fucking god we forgot Buzz!

I came up with the true cure last night but I forgot it by the time I woke up... I woke up... I woke up. . .. I woke up... .. . . ..... . .I woke up

This dude just sold me his snake oil recipe for only $10,000. I'm about to be so rich.

my wife’s a shopaholic, she’s always buying stuff she sees on tv. yeah, today she ordered me a cybertruck

happy #NationalMicrowaveOvenDay

i like promoting a healthy lifestyle in whichever way you see fit. here's my short morning routine before i start the day wake up. wash face. 20 minutes in bathtub full of ice cubes (all in fun shapes, i collect ice cube trays) 30 minutes of jaywalking for thrill. $40 fine. 10 minutes of pondering

they're gonna get you. they're coming through the walls. they're gonna take you, torture you. you'll never see your parents again

Just turned 25 and I think I'm finally ready to retire

glizzied up In The AM!

always that one friend that has to one up you on the most trivial things. can't even complain about my knives being dull. because, get this, theirs are as blunt as a tree branch! who knew!

They don't let me be sleepy anymore... because of woke

Witness the beginning of a #DarkUniverse.

Picked up a couple things from the five and dime.