People gotta start sexualizing Mrs. Claus and Mother Nature from The Year Without a Santa Claus. Criminal that there's not more porn of them.

Whenever someone describes food for the fictional undead "tasting like ash in their mouth," I am contractually obligated to put on a husky voice and quip, "I think you'd find that's not so bad."

I want no part of discourse on this and am purposely misspelling, but for anyone who *does:* Worth remembering that Epec pays a flat fee for its free games, and judges its success in new paying users. So more effective pressure would be to call for people to stop buying shit on EGgS for a while.

Dampé's Ass-Pounding Gravedigging Tour

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The end of Section 230 would mean the end of all but the largest websites that allow user-generated content at all - and even the largest would be radically changed and locked down It would probably mean the end of your fav streamers' careers Call your senators and your representatives about this

making a tiktok for this game was tricky radiatoryang.itch.io/rainbows

GIFs formative to your sexuality

These laws are to censor LGBTQ voices off the internet. The co-sponsor of KOSA, just one of the 18 censorship/surveillance laws, said we need to pass it to protect kids from “the transgender in society”. These laws will remove ALL anonymity from the internet endangering activists, journalists,etc

🚨 URGENT!!!!!! Congress is trying to ram through 18 massive censorship/surveillance laws TODAY 🚨 CALL THESE REPS NOW and tell them —NO to KOSA —NO to Section 230 reform —NO to age verification laws —NO to the SCREEN Act —NO to digital ID laws (App Store Accountability Act) badinternetbills.com

A gay JAV finally showing up after so many years must surely be some kind of omen.

high school

Top 10 Reasons Even Sleeping Aids Will Not Let Ashley Get a Full Night's Rest Lately (#2 Will Shock You!)

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I asked ESPN Research and they asked Elias Sports Bureau and they looked back as far as they could (to 1978) and it would appear Jalen Hurts is the first player to ever commit two turnovers in one play. Isn't history beautiful?

It's kinda psychotic that the guys who have to call a complete pass to Mike Wazowski for a gain of 6 are explaining how it's a serious limitation of the Eagles' offense that they run nearly all their plays out of the shotgun, while Joe Buck is just kinda coasting through the night.

Reply to this with tier maker links (or subjects to look for tier makers of) and I'll do them, I will fucking do them all, I don't even care man, it's the year 2015 and we are exchanging opinions on trivial topics, I gotta get out of this day, I will do the tier lists

🎶I try, and I try, and I tryyyy But eeeeeverybody wants to put me dowwwn, they say I'm going craaaaazyyy They say I got a lot of water in my braiiin Ohhh, I got no common sense I got nobody left to belieeeeve No, no, no, nooooo🎶

Man, that Chiefs game was a once-in-a-generation hate watch. You couldn't script a better hate watch. Outstanding.

For some number of years, the prime time NFL games used to have this thing where they kept trying to outdo themselves with ridiculous graphics to make a ridiculous metaphor to communicate a simple narrative. There's been no joy in it lately because it's always some nauseating AI slop video instead.

Ruby, scrutanizing an old JRPG cover: "... Is that [the game with] the guy who gets rockin' tits when he turns into a monster?" Me: "Yeah."

Everyone you ask seems to have a "my parents didn't want me playing Soulcalibur II" story. Mine made me promise never to replicate anything they did in the game, which is why to this day I can't be a Dominatrix, I'm sorry baby, I HAVE to sub.

Please put patterns on a different button from speeds, vibrator-makers. I get it, you're trying to save space and production costs. But I shouldn't have to hold the button for 2 seconds to turn it off and then hold it again just to go back to lower speeds! Even my cheap breast pumps know this!

I've really come to appreciate Strong Sad in my adult years, he's such a cute fat girl.

Chris Person takes a look at Horses, "the indie game that is too scandalous for either Valve or Epic, is only beyond the pale if you're not familiar with any other art form" (quoted from the article blurb). aftermath.site/horses-indie... At least read this paragraph:

This PlayStation patent submission will never stop being funny.

It is so hard to eat when you have 2/3rds of a tooth missing on one side of your mouth, and *extremely* painful inner-cheek swelling on the other side of your mouth as a result of chewing exclusively there for the past year while you wait for dentists to do something about having caused the former.

We are recruiting game makers affected by the 'NSFW' policy changes on Steam and itch.io for a survey. This survey is part of a broader project on the factors that shape the production, distribution, and consumption of porn games. More info about the project and survey at www.pppproject.com

you die on the hill of defending controversial art, porn, and unpopular speech. if you wait for an easier hill to die on your opponents will have consolidated that much more power, established that much more precedent that their authority to censor anything they want is the norm.

Also, as someone who worked on HORSES and has also made porn games + comics: I really don't appreciate when people put down one thing I made to uplift the other! Especially considering no one at Santa Ragione *ever* framed it in these terms when we were discussing the Steam ban

What an utterly bizarre experience.

the cow behind the mask 🐄

After becoming a congressional leader, a politician’s stock portfolio beats out those of peers by 47 (!!!) percentage points a year through trades timed around bills and firms that later get government contracts www.nber.org/papers/w34524 via @florianederer.bsky.social

Seeing tentacle porn on the list of censored subject matter is so fucking funny. 250 year old in-joke. What a day to know the history of an ancient niche fetish.

Today is the day! Make some phone calls to Visa and Mastercard if youre able to and keep it going as much as you can muster until monday!

MILF and tentacles getting pulled alongside loli and shota reinforces what I and others have said since the summer: If you empower Mastercard to censor a little, you empower them to take everything away. The problem is the capacity for a credit card to censor Call them

Pork Belly 2: Porker's Revenge (this time i cut it myself, it's my revenge, i made it better, my girlfriend preferred it basically being bacon last time though, gonna have to do half plump half skinny next time)

Remembering two decades ago when people were like "The justice system in the Phoenix Wright games is completely insane, real life is nothing like that, could you even imagine?"

Ashley 2015 ver.: "I love talking with strangers! It's rarely boring, and I'm good at it!" Ashley 2025 ver.: "God I feel sick to my stomach even just replying to a post. Please be uneventful. I'm so fucking horrible, I always say the worst possible thing. Curse my need for human interaction."

Doing the quiz NL did today, need some answers, thanks.

Troy Aikman: "I just don't understand the decision to go for 2 there. I'm sure it'll light up the analytics online, but to me, you have to get it to a two possession game first." First of all, he's wrong, but second of all, does Troy Aikman think analytics is something on Twitter?

My enduring memory of college from before I had a nervous breakdown and dropped out was a philosophy teacher saying if you are a determinist, then you must believe nobody is accountable for their actions.

Genuinely the most disturbing title I've ever seen on this account.

This is an extremely cool time to be a teacher. When students aren't using ChatGPT to do their homework for them, they're asserting they have a First Amendment right to get an A and your administration fires you if you don't give them an A. I'm so tired.

We are actually doing something. DON'T STOP CALLING.

Video games used to be art.

The death of browsing is part of the reason art is the way it is now. Our opinions are largely fed to us by algorithms. Spending a spare 15 minutes wandering around a bookstore or comic shop or video rental place was how you found stuff you wouldn't ordinarily pick up and thereby expanded your taste