All these fools on the bus think I bought a new pair of shoes. Fools.

In fairness to Colorado, their last three games in a row were Miami, LAFC, Vancouver. 1 point out of those three games is probably a reasonable expectation for a coach still teaching a new system

Georgi Minoungou now has a higher assist per minute than Djordje Mihailović as a Colorado Rapids. East stand is chanting "Geor-gi! Geor-gi!"

Ah yeah, THIS is a Seattle game.

Reed Baker-Whiting getting transferred out of Seattle, it's being reported. One hell of a generation we had here for the Sounders

So if you got a dollar in your pocket, put your hands in the air Ten dollars in your pocket, put your hands in the air If it’s a hundred or a thousand that’s fair But there’s no such thing as an innocent millionaire youtu.be/XRWphIzVeIc?...

In June 2025, Seattle Sounders FC played in the FIFA Club World Cup, hosting 3 matches in Seattle against international football giants Botofogo, Athletico Madrid, & Paris Saint Germain. Earlier that month, an army of ICE and DHS agents had laid siege to Los Angeles.

Got something in the works for Sounders sickos… ⚽️ 📊 @sounderatheart.com

Examining Seattle professional sports team. Good lord, Sounders and Storm are carrying this city on their backs.

With four UW picks taken so far in the MLS Super draft, how many do y'all think the Sounders sign and bring back home in the next five years? It's becoming our MO to bring the local boys home and I can't get ENOUGH of it

I might be reaching new depths and deep questions about my own ethics in this job hunt

Folks! He's finally home!

Last week when Nashville was the frontrunner I offered them a 1-for-1 free agent exchange. San Jose. Offer is on the table. Espinoza for Rothrock.

Reading @mattdoyle.bsky.social 's offseason guides (great reads by the way if you haven't seen them, but honestly not sure who follows me who hasn't) I think it's taken for granted how much of a blessing this statement is, especially for how long it's been true for the Seattle.

Nashville if you're doing this can I interest you in a 1-to-1 free agent trade

Brunell, Korea-Rienzi, and Minoungou are going to BLOW UP this season with all the minutes they're about to be getting!

The lines to the Seattle Torrent game are backed up to the streets! DAMN what a turnout

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Paul Rothrock enters free agency. With the solid season he's just had, would be worth a bigger number to any teams? Where feels like a great landing spot?

My initial argument: Is there any way Taylor Swift can, within her craft, star in an event 1.5 billion people watch?

I'm a huge fan of the Sounders AND of Magic the Gathering, so I tried my hand as well at turning these seven players into fully functioning magic cards!

If we just paid people enough to survive we could avoid this performative bullshit. Poverty is the cause of crime. Full stop.

I'm honestly impressed the "AI will destroy us all" theory is coming true but in Old and Unexciting ways! I guess AI truly can't create anything new.

Me, whispering to my sleeping cat Binkus: "...are YOU winning, son?"

With the San Diego advancement tonight, we now only have TWO teams in the MLS playoffs who have previously won the cup! Everybody ready for the LAFC - NYCFC finals?

David Rodríguez with an incredible bicycle kick goal to level the game for Ottawa

My two big questions for Seattle Sounders going into the offseason (and man that sucks to write) - What is our DP situation going to become? Arguably we played this season with 1.5 DP's on average. - Can anything meaningful happen before we know the fate of Vargas? How long can we wait? #EBFG

Obed Vargas' second goal tonight was a top five feeling I've ever felt for a goal which did not change the result of the game. #EBFG

If you're in need of positive and rather wholesome news, there's a high school teacher named Bryan who took a ton of freely licensed celebrity headshots at the New York Film Festival last month for Wikipedia, and I truly can't believe how drastic the upgrade is for some articles (thread)

The MLSPA has released their latest salary update, and we've got a full picture of how teams allocate their salary budget. Inter Miami spend a whopping 72% of their budget on their three DPs, who earn more than every other MLS club's entire roster combined.

Geno got someone on the bench raptured with that grand slam

If I say something like "this dude ate too many hotdogs, now I can justifiably stab him" The correct response isn't "how many hot dogs is too many?" The correct response is "what the hell are you talking about?" Nothing justifies these actions.

No matter what the team is, if I support you or not, I will ALWAYS celebrate breaking a playoff drought!!

My Spotify mix has gained sentience

Trying to get back in to magic today, and I found why it's been a struggle. That's FOUR THOUSAND NEW CARDS in the past two years??

My Bluetooth earbuds died the other day....what does bsky recommend?

Pretty sure this is the moment Brian Schmetzer realized he made North American soccer history 👑⚽️🇺🇸 #soundersfc #leaguescup

Backup Keeper Draft pick Academy player Yeimar Homegrown Draft pick Homegrown Academy Player MLS Vet Young DP Academy Player #EBFG

Ooh nice 47 trophies Messi. Nice ballon d'ors. You're in kick it to the big fella zone now mf

I'm saying, the Sounders are cursed to only have one hot striker at any time. Morris was hot, which is why Heber and early Musovski struggled. The Morris got injured, and Musovski gained the 'good striker' gene and Ferreria struggled. Now it's being passed between Danny and DeRo

Look what they did to Notepad. Shut the fuck up. This is Notepad. You are not welcome here. Oh yeah "Let me use Copilot for Notepad". "I'm going to sign into my account for Notepad". What the fuck are you talking about. It's Notepad.

JESS FISHLOCK SCORES AT WALES’ FIRST EVER MAJOR TOURNAMENT!!!!!! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

Still trying to figure out what happened at the end of the game 😜 but I’m incredibly grateful to all the staff that looked after me and happy to be back home resting now. What resonates is all the messages, calls, and love I’ve received from so many of you.

Bro is mad eepy

yeah i love waymo, way mo immigrants coming to my city

Oh hell yeah my meme breached containment!

They're the same picture #cdnpoli

I'm disappointed we never got any time with Kent and Ferreira. Ferreira really wants a playing running in to space, and clearly Kent loves running in to space.