Trump gonna pardon Diddy when he goes to prison.

The absolute disgrace taking place today in front of cameras in the White House is yet another reminder that for all the talk of Joe Biden's failures, the people who failed America the most are our citizens. Empowering this guy (again) was a foreseeable disaster we'll be lucky to survive.

I also feel so much better not being on Twitter and other apps anymore. It’s really refreshing. Since I’m trying to write now, I guess I have to use it more. Gotdamn.

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Netflix goes up one more time, I’M STEALING!

I would have lost it all but now I see how you were there for me I can say Never would have made it Never could have made it without youuuuuu

I think these next four years I’m gonna watching Bravo shows and drown myself in sports. Y’all got it, man.

Damn man, he really got a problem. Hit us with the classic alcoholic shit.

One of my core pale horses of the AI apocalypse has been "OpenAI raises prices" and, baby, it's here! $200 a month for "unlimited access" to their models. www.wheresyoured.at/burst-damage/

Zip it up and zip it out!

Next time you have an idea that seems too crazy, just remember that John Woo once walked into an office and said "I wanna make a movie where Nick Cage plays John Travolta playing Nick Cage, and John Travolta plays Nick Cage playing John Travolta," and someone wrote him a check for 80 million dollars

One of the quotes that will haunt me for life is the state coroner of Georgia telling an audience “when you find someone headless and with their hands and feet cut off at the bottom of the Chattahoochee, you usually figure out they did something to deserve it”

You know how bad you messed up if someone’s willing to shoot you in front of a zillion CCTV cameras and everyone in midtown Manhattan

“They should teach financial literacy in schools” “Ok, but first how bout Algebra I”

This is a bad take. RFK Jr has shown that he will fall for any junk science because he thinks he's more knowledgeable than actual experts. So at some point some dumbass junk science shit will appeal to him with agriculture and next thing you know we're living in a dust bowl

John Runyan talking that bullshit in that letter from the NFL is like Bill Romanowski calling somebody racist. That Al-Shaair hit was dirty but JOHN RUNYAN telling somebody about disrespecting the game?

Nick Bosa couldn’t bring himself to sack that white man tonight, eh?

IT BEGINS

Making Terry Bradshaw try to pronounce Azeez Al-Shaair is a cruel joke by the FOX producers.

The type of people they are trying to reach don’t use Twitter like that, actually. They need to hit IG and TikTok.

Lord Jamar being a Flat Earther is pretty non surprising. It actually tracks. Coz yanno… lol

That was an incredibly cheap hit on Trevor Lawrence. Hope he’s ok.

Vandy came out of the library fuming

I’m gonna sound like a conservative but I don’t like Fox’s College Football stuff because they let the announcers dress too casual for the broadcast and yanno, we gotta stop that.

Libraries are offering free health and wellness classes across the US

Georgia giving up the draws to the nerds

Georgia gonna give up the draws to the nerds?

This is what they call a “read.”

Mane @rlnave.bsky.social famous

Mike McCarthy looks like he’s a terror at Hooters.

Nah gotta leave him at the airport. Luckily Detroit has a nice one.

Caleb still think this is college.

That’s why I ain’t none of them -ists. I’m a southern Black man who exercises his citizenship. Other than that, I can’t allow myself to identify with any of it. It all stinks.

You can’t sell politics to the general public with policy and agenda today because people are stupid. Not inherently. It’s by design. But stupid nonetheless. You gotta create a mascot or boogeyman to galvanize around.

America won’t get off that narcotic.

🔥 🗣️STURGILL SIMPSON: “This toxic patriarchal energy is an age coming to an end… that energy is clawing for its survival bc it knows it’s dying. We’re heading to something beautiful, we just have to go through some dark shit first. So love everybody.” (H/T @wutangforchildren.bsky.social )

Do you have ANY idea just how bad do you have to suck for the 17th century English to say "please fucking leave?"

I’m moving to Scotland one day.

Watching Saquon, Henry, Jacobs thrive—seems like if there’s a shift in RB value talk, it should reflect the context of the team. Adding a great back to a great run game is like pouring gasoline on a fire; the same force multiplier effect doesn’t exist for teams with bad OLs.

Growing up my Dad and I enjoyed listening to AM radio on fishing trips. We would laugh at the straight up silly shit we would hear… Seeing the equivalent of AM radio being respected as “established voices” is such an embarrassment for mankind. Lol I’m talking about a lot of podcasts hosts.

Yanno… The more I think about this up coming administration… The more I really wonder if any of this stuff can be done. Firing a large swath of the federal workforce and guiding the largest deportation effort in American history at the same time? Not saying they won’t try but man…

Josh Allen made a hell of a play right there

I cannot believe people were saying Flacco should start over AR. Lol

If Netflix NFL streams look like this Goodell is gonna bring Blockbuster back by December 26th

Thanks @offbeatjxn.bsky.social

I hope not