Microsoft is really speeding for EA's throne, huh?

I love how whenever someone who started with BG3 goes and plays the original games, their reaction is always "What the fuck have I been playing and where has this game been all my life?!"

I love making videos about Baldur's Gate because the drooling muppets who play 5th Edition and only know Baldur's Gate from its porn parody always end up having a tantrum.

This kinda reiterates why physical media is so important. Because if all our history books become digital, they can change records of the truth on a whim.

The Synderverse is dead so I'm going to say it worked.

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Looking forward to everyone pretending the sequel to the "run over pedestrians" game they liked when they were 12 is the most important moment in gaming history 😒

Things that #Arcane gave us that are objectively good. 1) Sevika 2) Mel 3) Ambessa 4) Vi's Oedipus complex because holy shit, her becoming a class traitor to fuck a cop turned dictator who looks like her mom is so fucking funny.

Me: I don't like drag queens. Anon: What's wrong with them? Me: Nothing's wrong with them, I just don't like them. Some Screechy Cunt: YOU'RE A FAR RIGHT BIGOT! Because apparently "Live and let live" is fascism now.

The whitest, whiniest weeb you know is now having the worst day of their life. 😂

The Pride Summon 🏳️‍🌈 #pridemonth #happypridemonth

Gender-affirming care for minors is not a bad thing. It’s been so needlessly demonized and the position has been so thoroughly capitulated to that I think people forget it’s actually a good thing. A Grammy award winning artist had gender affirming surgery at 16. It’s a great thing!

"OK yeah, GenAI sucks, but you don't gotta bitch about it 24/7" YES WE DO. It's a chief weapon of classism--the thing that's been mutating and destroying the world for the last 50 years. It is NOT just lazy, weird looking art. It is a societal super virus, and you can't afford to think I'm joking.

This is the best moment in all of Star Wars history and it has so far never topped this. I want to see more Force Users talking philosophy! GIMME MORE OF THIS BIOWARE! www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejHB...

The fun part of watching my generation get old is the way in which people will write out entire essays overpathologizing the weird behaviors of Gen Z when "teenagers are fucking stupid" explains it just fine. You were a dumb, bitchy little fuck when you were 19 too.

If you like to pedojacket trans women, Canada has a wonderful service for you. It's called MAiD.

Just spent like an hour trying to find the episode of The Big Picture where Bob talks about chosen one prophecies. I miss 2010 naming conventions for video essays but at the same time UGH!

The only AI strategy should be total and permanent ban! Fuck AI, and fuck the freeloading billionaires who push for it so hard!

Everyone gets that the ACTUAL reason fast food is more expensive now is shareholder profit margins, right?

Why is it every time Hbomerguy shows up outside his own YouTube videos, he's the biggest piece of shit imaginable? Twitter, Bsky, podcasts, livestreams, every time it's like "damn dude, you really need a swift kick in the teeth."

I'm going to ask leftist Youtubers to stop playing extended clips of right wing commentators. Nobody wants to hear some pimply faced virgin go on a long giggly rant about how much he can't wait to murder brown people. Get enough of that from the Israeli tourists.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oWi... Video's back up. Monetization's disabled but oh fucking well

I love seen the doomposting about how terrible Bluesky supposedly is, because you know it's coming from people who think some weird nebulous force made Twitter terrible. No. The users made Twitter terrible. Manufactured Consent fallacy strikes again.

very important questions

If you see this post, quote with your favorite Pokémon! Angy Celery

After seeing the new Avatar film I'm left with the realization that nobody had The Talk with Aang.

Baldur's Gate 3 has the bitchiest fanbase imaginable. Game made more money than common sense, won Game of the Year, and still has people licking its toes to this day, but its fans actively look for people who don't like it just to shriek and scream at them. Cunts, the lot of 'em.

This isn't a rabbit hole. Most people who were really into Baldur's Gate 1&2 have scathing opinions of BG3. Most people who loved Fallout 1&2 hated Fallout 3. This should not be news unless you can't handle being disagreed with by someone you've never met.

Problem: The Skywalkers are the main characters of the Star Wars films. They are the core of all 9 films. The Windrunners are PRESENT and QUESTGIVERS in nearly every expansion, but to they're anywhere near as prolific is completely absurd.

Trash dev defends trash dev for using trash making machine.

That was a feature, not a bug.

It's funny how when Autotune first came around people hated it because it sounded fake. Then they were like "What if we make it sound REALLY fake? Like a malfunctioning voice box?" And then everyone loved it.

🚨BREAKING: In a decisive win for voters, the Utah Supreme Court dismissed the GOP legislature’s appeal in the state’s landmark redistricting case — clearing the way for a fairer congressional map to be used in the 2026 elections. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...

One reason Republicans are so laser targeted on trans kids existing, is that trans kids existing requires accepting the bodily autonomy and consent of children. Which is something republicans absolutely can't do, since they are pedophiles. Their transphobia and pedophilia is them being consistent

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Simple fact is this: If you’re a member of the “gender critical” movement, you’re part of a pedophile ring whether you want to be or not.

So cool that Keir Starmer the Queer Harmer enables the cultural genocide of trans people while at the same cuddling and rewarding one of Epstein’s pets. Anti-trans legislation is entirely based on *imagined* versions of the crimes being committed by the legislators and/or their friends.

Today on "Zoomers reheheat the 90's leftovers"

People who are fired are still entitled to their back pay regardless of how much they hurt your fragile little feelings.

strawpoll.com/7rnzVr8V3nO/ Hey, please take part in this poll and spread it around, I want to get as many votes on this as possible

I’m not allowed to safely use a public bathroom because a literal island of pedophiles said trans people might be sketchy. … and somehow that’s barely a sliver of the things that happened thanks to a literal island of pedophiles making stuff up.

Every time new drama about Courtney comes up I'm like "Damn, Courtney's an abusive, sexually predatory groomer who spews false rape accusations at anyone who crosses her? Shame nobody warned everyone about her when she first showed up."

What eating laundry soap does to a person

Why, gonna rig more cars to explode?

Sounds good to me