More games with tons of collectibles should VISIBLY SHOW what you've already found. Seriously, my GF and I have been combing over Silksong via an interactive map, and often need to double check EVERY spot. The only new-ish game I've seen do this(besides BOTW/Odyssey and their sequels) is Grounded.

THESE FUCKING GUYS. LMAO

Oh, that...uh. Yeah. Trying to remake that is playing hacky sack with a hand grenade. A yikesy film for a yikesy era? Hoorahhh.

Gonna be honest when I say this: It gets pretty damn exhausting seeing all these negative videos about Nintendo clogging up my Recommended feed. Fuck gaming discourse, man. Same with Media Discourse. All I want is to enjoy something in peace. Why is it so goddamn difficult?

Paperweights appreciating in value. What a time to be alive.

Y'know, the next 3D Mario being Galaxy 3 is...NOT impossible. The new storybook teaser from Rosalina in the re-release could just be alluding to her role in the movie, but...it could also be teasing the next game. With how "for the fans" DK Bananza was, them doing this wouldn't be that strange.

Can't even look under my desk without seeing something cute!

I'm not really mad about the Mario Galaxy 1+2 re-release, except that it's $10 more than Odyssey. (That's a good value benchmark) But it's still WAY better than hunting for an aftermarket Wii U and reasonably non-scratched copies of both games to play in worse HD. Don't pretend that's fun or easy.

Justice awaits our primary color brothers in arms! www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucBP...

Justice awaits our primary color brothers in arms! www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucBP...

Minus the Mario Galaxy re-release bundle being $70, I loved the new Direct. Mario Galaxy movie reveal, new Yoshi game, Prime 4 updates, and the new Z-A megas were my highlights. The Virtual Boy shit was also stupid as fuck, but...everything about that platform is already a dumb novelty.

Nintendo Direct, Papa Zlim @zlimbratski.bsky.social doing a Showcase and Now Brothership getting Blessed Or Messed thanks to Logan @fawfulsminion.bsky.social Made this for it

Tomorrow... (Today for Patrons and YT Members!)

(Person watches movie/playing video game and something weird happens) "Haha damn what kinda drugs were they on when they made this? lol" Caffeine. It's caffeine, y'all. It's ALWAYS been caffeine.

#cat #animalcrossing #meme

Rewatched my 2020 Hollow Knight vid. Y'know, back when I did straightforward reviews for a bit? God, I miss easily covering games in a simple format; without HAVING to build it into a Top Ten or a tug-of-war for pros and cons. Gotta hybridize that with Blessed or Messed somehow. It calls me...

Please tell me I'm not the only one who got stuck in the first few hours of Silksong because-- --I WALKED RIGHT PAST THE SPOT THAT GIVES YOU THE DASH. Jesus, haven't felt that stupid in a game in a looooong time. lmao

If you fell down that first hole in Hollow Knight Silksong that took you back to the beginning, you have to repost this. That’s the rule.

Imagine being proud to say "I wasted more money than you".

SHAW.

Affordable, high quality, no special early access for reviewers, no crunch, no overspending, and no pointless pre-ordering. GOD, I feel like a little kid again; back when this was basic industry etiquette. Bless y'all.

Sweet lord. The Hollow Knight games and Terraria specifically MURDERED the concept of full price satisfaction. 'cuz there's no going back from getting spoiled by hard-going sweethearts handing their peak out for damn near free! The absolute opposite of "a few people ruining it for everyone".

It's nice that the Switch 2 key cards aren't selling well at all and that carts with the full game on them...y'know, ARE. 'cuz...it's loud and clear english to Nintendo as to what the 3rd party and customer priorities are: ...publishers not getting gouged and us ACTUALLY OWNING THE FUCKIN' THING.

Oh, so this is gonna be PEAK peak.

I wish that big corpo franchises like restaurants, retail, tech, etc. had a total location cap of, like...50. Period. Because without those flooding everywhere, locals pick up the market, and EVERYBODY wins with that. You get community, it's more sustainable, and more love is put into the quality.

"Bluesky is just Twitter 2!", "Toxic assholes are flooding here now!" *Ahem* Use. Your tools. Bluesky has great options and settings for curating your feed and will ACTUALLY block things you do not want to see. You have agency on this site: own it.

First to creep me out? Sector X from Star Fox 64. First to trigger my fight-or-flight? Snacker/Clanker from Bano-Kazooie. First to make me run from the TV? "GET OUT" from Donkey Kong 64.

Yes, it's back! Which means I have a perfect excuse to repost this birb in replies.

NSO classics have come a long way, and I legit enjoy them as a neat in-between of original hardware and emulation. But god DAMN, I wish we could get rid of the borders/icon on the sides. Banjo-Tooie does that, thanks to it's in-game widescreen toggle...but we need a universal cropping option, FFS.

RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.

I hate it here.

Lately I've been impulse watching those bittersweet slideshows of 90s and 2000s nostalgia, and it's highkey WRECKING me. I don't dislike my present life, but GOD do I still miss my childhood... *sighs* Feelings are a jerk sometimes.

Next two videos are the double whammy of Mario & Luigi Brothership - Blessed or Messed? and Top Ten Mario RPGs, and GOD DAMN, Y'ALL. Both are stupidly dense scripts, and the latter's last third is me effectively bloodletting my soul 'cuz dat's literally my favorite things that aren't alive! HOY.

To anyone who follows the awful narrative of "cats aren't affectionate"... You have never slept under the same roof as an adopted, well-fed rescue cat. My little girls nuzzle and cuddle me like literally NOTHING ELSE matters; I often wake up happy crying from it... TwT

I'm so glad escapism still goes crazy hard. Between DK Bananza stepping dangerously close to my favorite 3D platformers podium... ...all the fantastic superhero movies lately, new Spongebob/Pac game, and more indie triumphs forcing AAAs to either get better or get dying? Fun is as strong as ever!

Was THIS close to legitimately punching my god damn monitor. I am not an angry person; STOP TRYING TO MAKE ME ONE. (Not you, Culture Crave; u cool)

Oh, WOW. Spongebob jumpscare. The closest thing I'll get to a Revenge of The Flying Dutchman remake. And hey, it's also *technically* Battle for Bikini Bottom 3; I'll gladly take it!

Going out to eat is obviously fun too, but MAN... Making your own food hits different.

(heavy breathing) Mmn-- *twitches in magpie* --nhk! *scratches itch* Theys gon' make me say it, y'all...

I squealed.

HOLY FUCKER FUCK. STOP. STOP IT. YOU SOULLESS GOBS OF SEPTIC SLUDGE. (I quite literally just screamed this on sight, it made me so sick.)

Oh, FUCKING wonderful...

"The Thing"? More like DA KING.

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Really wish Marvel Rivals had a prestige feature for Lord grinding. Maybe get some units every time you reach Lord? 'cuz just playing Jeff, Squirrel Girl, and Thing forever while still getting goodies sounds sick. Yes, they'd have to moderate lord farming, but they should probably do that anyway.

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