Being the owner of a gifted PS5 with a backlog in current day is WILDLY uncomfortable. 'cuz like...it was a loving Christmas gift...and I still own physical games I know are great to experience... But Sony's doing EVERYTHING to make supporting their ecosystem feel like terminal stomach cancer...

I hope that some day CRT TVs/monitors can make a comeback kinda like vinyl did. It's not fair to expect wide production, but just...being able to special order a brand new one for a price close to mint aftermarket ones? I'd just HATE for top tier vintage tech like that to get fully buried, y'know?

Oh, lookie here. The AI slop is "doing numbers" in the AI slop trough itself. Congrats on the circle jerk, you reused diaper.

Youtube stopped being Youtube when making good videos was no longer the only thing that mattered.

Die. NOW.

"Well you're gonna die eventually anyway, so I might as well just shoot you right now!"

You know Team Fortress 2 is in a bad state when I found out that the summer patch released from a YT video 3 days late. I. Just. Don't. Care. Anymore. This sloth CRIPPLES me. These "updates" are like an absentee father popping in just to beg for drug money. Either be a dad or get out of my life.

Anybody who says "this is the future, you're stupid for fighting it" needs to get bent by atomic 50-foot toddlers. YEAH WELL I'M GONNA DIE SOME DAY IN THE FUTURE, AM I STUPID FOR LIVING?

Sony has alerted the horde. No, seriously, they should ACTUALLY be worried about this. Good chance somebody's gonna end up arrested.

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If more online games had even *half* the power of the Marvel Rivals devs, "live service" would genuinely cease to be a swear word. Seriously, god BLESS this team.

Advocating for Star Fox 64 remake's voice acting, I wanna be fair: It's genuinely a different genre. The new direction's realistic and controlled, while the original is seasoned and emphatic...both excellently so. The original has FAR stronger highs, but I also adore how organic the remake sounds.

-Here lies Playstation- Cause of death: repeated, consenting coitus with manual pencil sharpeners.

Um, WOW, Toy Story 5 is great. It gets a lot done with strong concepts, and by the end I ultimately felt "Yes...I needed this. Thank you.". That, and the writing was just airtight. So many nice, heartfelt, and organic callbacks with dialogue that almost never misses. Don't sleep on this one!

Me helplessly watching the niche youtuber I found during their prime because they made interesting content devolve into a sloptuber because "it's what makes money".

I don't think we have to worry about Nintendo going all digital, guys. They're the only gaming giant that's actually a hallmark of Japanese culture, and Japan loves physical. Digital's actually the MINORITY over there. So...what? You think Nintendo's gonna intentionally piss off all of Japan? LMAO

Those FUCKING idiots. The classic physical game experience was the last thing keeping consoles unique from PC. They legitimately just turned the Playstation 6 into "objectively worse PC", JUST...like Xbox. From 2028 onward, Nintendo and Steam are officially the only platforms that matter.

If only high school Logan could've predicted he'd one day have a girlfriend just as autistic about Star Fox 64 as he is... Would've INSTANTLY cured his depression. Lmao

If I haven't made it perfectly clear enough, Star Fox 2026 is absolutely phenomenal. 10/10, not even a GHOST of a doubt. If quality is your only object in getting it, you simply owe it to yourself to jump in. Immediately. It is a faultless rebirth of the greatest shoot 'em up ever created.

Okay, yeah, they DEFINITELY wanna continue Star Fox after this remake. There are way too many lore seeds planted within the holoviewer for them to just full stop now. I really hope Nintendo makes Velan a permanent 2nd party dev a la Next Level Games; they are clearly ready to SERVE, man.

As suspected, Star Fox 64K(As I call it) is EXACTLY like Resident Evil 4 Remake: Unironically leaps and bounds better in most ways, but steered direction in juuust the right way as to not make the original antiquated. Like Leon, Fox can climb his peak with both campy flare AND grounded mastery.

It. Is. Time.

Love how these fatass giga-companies THAT INVEST IN AI violently spike prices and then have the balls to say "sorry, had no choice". That's like eating your friend "out of survival" on a deserted island that you invited him to after you intentionally bazooka'd the plane, you fuckin' serial killer.

This is some William Afton ahh shit, bro.

Soooo...the makers of the most expensive game in history...did the money saving strat of skipping physical... ...by putting CODES in PLASTIC BOXES that take MONEY and MATERIALS to make... And now everybody's gonna copy this, and jeopardize physical media even more. ACTUALLY fuck off.

So. I finally watched The Amazing Digital Circus...

The saddest part is: this thing's actually pretty damn cool, but EVERY chance it was supposed to have just got utterly eviscerated. And yet, it's still less of a ripoff than anything from Apple.

If I had a nickel for every time I played an SS tier, $20 indie game about an itty bitty kickass cutie cloaked in red vanquishing dour & gothic horrors from on high... I would have NOT NEARLY ENOUGH NICKELS. I DON'T CARE IF I SOUND GREEDY. I HAVE TASTED HEAVEN, AND I WANT MORRRRRE, PLEASE. TwT

This is what happens when you consult ChatGPT on how to make a game about raiding tombs as a sexy badass lady: That bitch DEAD IN THE GROUND.

I think it's cool and objectively important that Switch 2 is getting SO DAMN MUCH 3rd party support. That dominated the Direct, period. The majority of the showcase didn't exactly appeal to me, but I'm also not mad. I got Star Fox around the corner, and OOT Remake likely in December. I'm all good.

Even today, they give such a bad name to those who actually try to do right by that type of video. I still can't shake off the secondhand embarrassment, no matter how much I try to improve my own Top 10s.

"OK yeah, GenAI sucks, but you don't gotta bitch about it 24/7" YES WE DO. It's a chief weapon of classism--the thing that's been mutating and destroying the world for the last 50 years. It is NOT just lazy, weird looking art. It is a societal super virus, and you can't afford to think I'm joking.

I swear to backwards long jumping CHRIST, if they do this shit for the next Sonic game...

Respost if your account is a safe place for the trans community. 🏳️‍⚧️

Righteously sipping tea in the fugly face of evil both on and off the canvas. Protect this beautiful man.

I hate that all my excitement for competitive Smash Bros. went extinct. My formative era(Smash 4) just HAD to end up as the sex pest dynasty--built atop so many now publicly problematic creeps and losers. That foul odor *still* swims in my nose. Intrusive nostalgia is a god-awful feeling, man.

Mina

Okay, fuck off. You don't just get to say that to people. ESPECIALLY after openly advocating for GenAI, and then complain that the criticism is just assholes. Go back to Twitter.

I agree.

No. Using GenAI for ANYTHING is wrong. Because GenAI's very concept and foundation is unethical and destructive.

Metroid Prime 4-- New Mario & Lu-- Silkso-- New Donkey Ko-- Star Fo-- Uhhhhhh...new Wario Land? Pikmin 5? Luigi's Mansion 4? Bro, at this point, we're running OUT of unrealistic hopes. They taking damn good care of us!

"Pfft! You silly billies! We don't kick puppies while BUILDING the house, we only kick the puppies while sourcing the materials!"

I just love how all these betrayals are declared as though it's the start of something wonderful and prosperous. Bitch--the only thing starting up here is your career's swift, explosive, embarrassing, and very much deserved death.

Sure, why not? Here's mine! Since seeing the 3rd movie and playing Shadow Generations, Shadow shot way back up to take #1.

I've wanted to dub a Transformers thing for a while and just saw this so

Finished Resident Evil Requiem. AMAZING game; definitely the best of the Umbrella arc by far. ...but I stiiiiiill personally prefer Village. It hit too many of my buttons. But I'll easily award Requiem my bronze medal...with RE4 Remake as silver and Village as gold. What a GOATED franchise, man...

Okay, yeah. Jorge did in fact go full heel. Lovely. At least he made it easy for the jury. Once upon a time, everyone was using their wives and kids for easy labor and bartering. Most people also had slaves in certain eras. A better world doesn't come to people who shrug and say "OH WELL LOL".

Uh, yeah. No. This ain't preschool, bro. You ain't a budding toddler just now learning about life. You're a half-century old veteran of art who CHOSE friendly fire. Maybe I'll forgive you after years of rebuilding. Forgiveness is a journey, they say. But right now, we just can't trust you.

Saying "I made art through the magic of GenAI" is kinda like saying "I made friends through the magic of human trafficking".