If you’re looking for a gift for your favorite companion, which also has the biggest ROI for you, the answer will always be: More. Admin. Help.

Next couple weeks are academic crunch time, then I’m gone for the holidays til mid-January. Sorry to everyone who wants to see me but didn’t schedule in September 🙈 (And if you’re waiting on a text, email, or carrier pigeon message from me, apologies in advance for delays!)

What a wonderful dinner party hosted by @carolinekellyxo.bsky.social last night! I am happy to report that she was satisfied with my rendition of an outfit that would “scandalize people in a restaurant a little too much.”

Just sorted 1700 nudes into a folder. Do with that info what you will (make sure you’ve joined my sunroom☀️).

Noticed a little discrepancy between rates on my website and what’s been in my calendar software, so… if you’ve been booking in the 6-14 hr range, there might be a slight rate adjustment going forward.

Things I learned today: - It is not advisable to put sparkling water in a glass water bottle with a rubber seal. - The leather-lined Goyard totes are basically waterproof and can hold gallons of water. - MacBooks don’t like baths 💻 🛁

“see you next year” haha well what if you don’t? what if i just disappear forever? are these the last words you want to say to me?

Currently booking a flight to LA to visit my love, @Aspen__Banks, in late February.

My date: I want to buy you more shoes. Me: My closet is full. First you have to buy me more shelves. The “shelves” in question…

Why is picking paint and rugs so hard?

Just signed on my dream apartment and I am not going to stop smiling for a month ✨

1k, already? It’s lovely to meet you all. If we haven’t met in person or interacted much online before, feel free to: - introduce yourself below - let me know why you followed me - tell me what you’d like to see here

This app feels like an all girls slumber party after one of us finally dumped a toxic ex

SEX WORKERS: the end of twitter is a fresh start for our community. the social divide between “big” and “small” accounts is diminished. this is our chance to connect with each other and build a strong sense of community because damned if we aren’t going to need to stick together in the coming years.

sex workers were here first. if you don’t want to see porn don’t change your settings to show you porn dumbass

Strippers’ bill of rights signed into law in Washington, small victory amid everything

Don’t be the same dusty ass you were on Twitter. Post your hobbies, your passions, talk with each other, follow people back. There is no reason for someone with like 78k followers to be following a handful of people. Don’t act like you’re an elitist dipshit here. We are nice here, to each other.

Honestly I kind of like the idea of moving platforms every few years. Everyone’s follower counts are reset, and we all start with a clean slate. Personally, I’m excited to finally have an account that isn’t stuck at a certain number of followers.

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