I'M ALIVE I SWEAR

Very short week for me, I got Thursday and Friday off LFG

Gm—made it through Monday!!

My on-call shift is over and my tattoo's scar tissue is 90% peeled off. GUESS WHO'S LIFTING TODAY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Aaaaaand I'm back.

Yeah sure sex is great but have you ever let someone run their fingers through your hair while you slowly pass away from your wounds in battle?

Maybe I should do a weight cut, I'd probably get ripped if I just shut my pie-hole and eat clean for a couple of months. I'd save a ton of money as well, hrm.

Day 5 of 24/7 on-call (It'll all be over soon)

How I take criticism

Day 3 of 24/7 on-call:

Regular browsing vs incognito mode (Old ahh balaklava pic)

I HAVE AWAKENED

I was this 🤏 fucking close to getting donuts. I didn't. Yay for impulse control!

The sudden urge to get a spider tattoo on my arm for no reason at all

Also day 2 of no breakfast let's gooo (It's over)

Ah yes, it's one of -those- days when my brain just won't stop saying mean shit to me, how fun.

Lots of crazies out there. #writing #writingcommunity #booksky

How it feels to give up on dating:

What if I'm both

I just had the weirdest nightmare, it has alien ships, shitty situations and my ex was there.

My paw seems to be healing quite well 😄

Damn, break week is already hitting hard. I just saw someone on Reddit post a long theory about Joy Boy still being alive, and that it was actually Crocodile 💀

I have this weird feeling on my tattoo where it doesn't really hurt but also my body knows there's some weird shit going on there so I get every physical reaction you'd get from pain, except the pain itself. Weird stuff.

Giving up is not an option 🐻 #OnePiece

“Bluesky’s dying 😭😭😭” Bitch please, Tumblr’s been dying for years and keeps going like a cockroach, Bluesky hasn’t even had one “oops, our CEO committed a hate crime” exodus event. She’ll be fine.

US people: Ayooo it's 6/9 😏🥵 Me, a non-US person: NO IT'S NOT??

Ah yes, I love the post-breakfast-coffee coffee

This dude has the best One Piece account on bsky and you should DEFINITELY give him a follow if you wanna know all the latest info on it as it goes out~

This is so fucked up

I'm so proud of myself for doing something on a stupid impulse without overthinking it today

Boutta watch Samurai Champloo for the first time

Ow ow owie

Oda has his flaws but I always loved the way he described the “queer way.” When you actually think about it, “accepting your own existence” is a prominent theme in One Piece. One Piece is a pioneer in representing the LGBTQ+ community, and they are always the most loveable and kindest characters

Guess who's finally getting some ink~

Damn I miss my long hair, I hope it grows back fast.

Oda: *draws comically offensive representation of queer people* Also Oda: *They're actually the noblest people you'll ever see in fiction"

10 year-old post btw #OnePiece

If you hate the government, watch One Piece

> Engineering makes product better > Sales fucks up and doesn't retain clients > Engineering has to work harder on making the product better so we don't lose clients ????

No rizz, just- No wait, just that. That’s the post.

I just noticed the Elbaf moms resisted the haki blast, no wonder both the kids and their husbands were afraid of them 💀

Oda is finally giving Usopp a reason to fight, huge things coming.

Adding to this: If you like mystery, watch One Piece If you like world building, watch One Piece If you like deep lore, watch One Piece

Actually, outside engineering, I think AI has ruined the internet and things will only get exponentially worse over time.

The company I work for took the "AI-first" route but instead of replacing us they were smart. They just got the paid version of every AI ever and now all engineers basically have 2 brains. Mind you, I do have my concerns about AI generated media, but in engineering it is a godsend.

Me before and after I post something dumb on bsky.app

Hold up, this actually slaps.

Thanks Slack?