She stole my blanket before bed

"OH NO, US OBESITY IS GOING TO HIT 50% SOON" Bitch, y'all have been threatening that for the past 30 years.... and it's STILL not there yet. I FOUGHT to get close to 330 pounds and it took DECADES to get to where I am. Shut. Up.

I went to an interview yesterday, only for the manager at the Aldi I went to say "... I don't have any meetings today. .... No I have no meetings today." *pulls out my phone to confirm the location before she FINALLY backtracks and says "That position was filled Monday."

Since the 2 year anniversary of #DormitoryDoggos is coming up in almost a month on June 14th… I had an idea where I’ll recreate another comic kinda like I did last year with the first one but this time I’ll let you guys decide which one gets remade, by having you guys tell me which comic you’d like-

So I heard you like fat nerds. #bellyfiend #gainer #widewednesday #feedee

I need to conduct research. I have a hypothesis that fat men are sexy. Anyone want to show material to help back up my claim?

Heavy work

#StreetArt 🌸 The Living Afro By Fabio Gomes Trindade in #Trindade, #Brazil

My moobs are becoming my in nicely! #moobmonday #bellyfiends #gainer #gaybear #feedee

Relatable.

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He can r*pe children He can inside trade He can celebrate other peoples’ deaths He can call women “piggies” He can destroy government properties He can threaten the world He can take everyone who’s not a millionaire or billionaire’s rights away BUT SURE, I have to stay quiet!

five job applications in, here's to hoping for the best!

www.instagram.com/p/DYC1W2Zkfk... Forgot to mention, I’m over here too

onlyfans.com/2454911530/f... Posted a 1:30 video of belly rubs and drinking a shake. Putting in a bonus pic for you guys to appreciate.

I could use fat bellies today.

Undies bulges are very important 👌

stepping out of my comfortzone, but here's my OnlyFans. If you do join, thank you! onlyfans.com/fatlee400 Also posting this pic again because I can't believe THIS one was dinged for being too sexual for a thumbnail.

Finally got OnlyFans to behave!

look at this buff as fox dawg @doctorredfox.bsky.social

*Casts the spell that makes you wider.* *Casts the spell that makes you wider.* *Casts the spell that makes you wider.* *Casts the spell that makes you wider.* *Casts the spell that makes you wider.* *Casts the spell that makes you-*

How is that anything more than all those muscle bros on OF?????

.... I haven't even posted on Onlyfans yet and they already took down my image for being too explicit and I am getting a white screen when I try to login. ... Fuck... Purity... Nonsense!

This is the money dragon. RT to be blessed by the money dragon and receive fortunes beyond your ken

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Before I forget! May the Fourth be with you my belly fiends!

New bear, who dis?

Decided I will shave my head today

so... I can't seem to figure out how to cancel payments to PBS

I think I might start posting stuff on onlyfans to help with some money while I job hunt.

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pouring one out for a homie. Thank you, Jeeves.

Old genx memory surfaces. They did that lady dirty. She was absolutely right. She was advocating masturbation as an alternative to kids having sex and possibly getting pregnant, catching a disease or doing something before they were emotionally ready

May is International Masturbation Month. First observed in 1995 to stand with Surgeon General Jocelyn Elders who was fired by President Bill Clinton when she suggested that masturbation should be taught in schools as part of Sex Ed, the month seeks to destigmatize and celebrate self pleasure

I need it explained to me why I can't sign into LinkedIn because it has me in a loop with Verify with Persona...

annnd linkedin is saying I can't access my account because the phone app wasn't working... Anyone know ANY job places that aren't scams that I can apply?

Gaining might be on pause while I deal with being unemployed and looking for a new job.

PSA for all twitch lurkers: You can stop these scummy ads from happening by disabling the page visibility API. Here's the extension i use for it :3 Chrome-Based browsers: chromewebstore.google.com/detail/disab... Firefox: addons.mozilla.org/en-GB/firefo... #twitch

Does anyone want to be the counter or knead the dough? #bellyfiend #gainer #feedee #gaygainer #gaybear

I think this needs to be addressed: Guys, it's not a dad bod if your chest is bigger than your belly. You're just fit. Especially true if you are lamenting that you drank too much water and "lost your abs," that means your just hydrated.

I've been noticing my friend doesn't seem to be slowing down in the weight gain.

You know you’re fat when you can take a pic like this and have people wonder if you have pants on or not. #gainer #bellyfiends #grommr #gaybear

Look, until HE is taken out on a stretcher covered in his own blood I will only believe he staged it

The only person rigging elections is him.

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Correct.