the GabeCube

would you rather have 1 million energy or dinner with a demonic being

with the power of generative ai we can finally learn what it would have sounded like if outkast kept counting after the intro to "hey ya"

have they made a 3d action game where you're a taoist cultivator flying around a mountain on your sword. they should get on that one soon instead of Bird Souls

wuchang fallen feathers has some fun ideas but the execution is just way too roughshod for me to enjoy myself. mostly fun combat but the level design sucks and i ultimately quit playing bc i got pissed off from wasting my time on a sidequest i was already locked out of lmfao

wuchang: fallen feathers has some interesting combat mechanics for a game primarily composed of walking up and down ramps

エルフちゃんのお腹撫でまわした

CRITICAL KATE UPDATE: it took nearly 30 years but i finally have one (1) grey hair

neptunia is like sissy hypno for being an annoying yuripig otaku

*looks at the news for the first time today* wow i hate the burgerreich

thanks mom. or dad. or whatever.

always the most karmically ensnared mfs posting shit like "today i will break the cycle" 😂 no girl today you're looking at about 500 years in the mountain of needles

Gotta post my fav version

still not really used to being able to google a family members name and seeing the 100 articles about how he maybe killed his wife. its not great

everyone younger than me is a witless fool ignorant of the world. and everyone older than me is living in the past, acting out a world that no longer exists

i have a soft spot for completely embarrassing stupid anime bullshit. like stuff that feels like a humiliation ritual just to talk about. not like precure or whatever that's respectable. more like pripara or umamusume though honestly i have come to respect the umas too much, also pripara is peak

Unlimited Home Movies

greta ily what an outfit

i'm inventing a new kind of roguelike where instead of poker, slot machines or coin flipping you play as a little guy with a sword

Wrote a post about Silksong's enemies, how they follow in the footsteps of beat 'em up enemies (probably incidentally, idk) and why that's a good thing www.patreon.com/posts/139192...

im glad that people are complaining about the writing in hades 2. i havent played it because i was pissed off about the writing in hades 1

silent hill f spoilers: bar bs gur shaavrfg guvatf nobhg gur tnzr vf gur Gnpgvpny Qvfpbhefr Ahxr elhxvfxv perngrq jura ur qrpvqrq gb znxr gur cebgntbavfg frpergyl na nqhyg. gubhtu gung zvtug erdhver gbb zhpu ernqvat sbe chevgnaf gb svther bhg

Here is the text for the continuing resolution. It's a "clean CR," which just keeps spending levels as is and has no major policy changes. If you scroll through, you can see there is nothing related to restricting gender-affirming care for trans people. www.congress.gov/bill/119th-c...

silent hill f true end..... what a game wow. so fucking good. i love ryukishi07

i sorta thought big name horror games were dead/slop by now so imagine my surprise that silent hill f is incredibly fucking good. i mean I'm not actually surprised bc i love ryukishi07 but wow. good fucking game so far (on ng+ rn)

i like how silksong has a "casuals ending" at the end of act 2 and then a hidden act 3 that is pretty much exclusively for sickos and perverts

fire emblem among us? are you serious? are you fucking serious? i cant believe this. what are they doing to the corpse of this game franchise???? its horrifying and disgusting and people should be killed for it

i don't think there's ever actually been much of a difference between twitter and bluesky and the people who think otherwise are just deluding themselves into thinking that whatever social media site they choose to use is some sort of important radical action

The reaction Disney fans are having makes think maybe the Harry Potter fans are just bigots who don’t care after all.

nine were revived and a further twenty were healed in a wonderful car growth after the vehicle rolled out of a crowd of spectators, flew over a brook, collided with a telephone pole, and then grew a tire, causing the driver to gain control of his car.

looking back, i think no one really tried to steal spike-jumping from hollow knight for the same reason its heavily de-emphasized in silksong.....hk just kinda did everything there is to do with it. no room to expand it further. really opened and closed that chapter in one sweep

i will say, personally, generally, i don't care much for platforming and don't think of it as something im good at or enjoy doing. but whenever i play hollow knight games i always end up doing the really ridiculous optional endgame platforming sections and think. wow didn't know i moved like that.

Acting like fictional creations can or cannot give consent waters down the actual concept of consent. Prescribing rules or governance about fictional consent isn't a solution, it's a part of the PROBLEM

i never used reaper crest in silksong. too slow. my mains were architect, shaman, and HUNTER !!

i beat silksong. good ass game

using the d-pad in hollow knight is like entering Emperor Time

hollow knight isn't actually a big game. common misconception. the characters are actually just really small

wife stopped playing silksong to read more fsn. total cultural victory for me specifically

no more "girlthings". we need "girlsons"

We Hurt People

Mr. Char Aznable, My name is Theodosia Toilet. I am 12 years old girl living in Seattle, Earth. It now costs $9.89 to buy a single burger. My stomach and country yearns for freedom. Please send NRX-044 Asshimar Mass Production Transformable General-Purpose Atmospheric Mobile Armor

im the only one brave enough to say hollow knight was a little overrated

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Watched "DeDeDeDe" recently.

finally finished subahibi and thought it was very good. also sorta hard to speak on. lovely meditation on art and life though

honestly was considering buying black souls steam edition on the spot but apparently you need to patch like 70% of the game back in so maybe i should just buy it on dlsite instead. its been on the list for some time now though