Saying it now that a nearly unanimous vote to release the Epstein files means you won't find anything satisfying in what they give us.

Bill Clinton not saying "That dude sucked my dick" at every campaign stop in 2016 is the greatest political failure of our time.

Cuomo is interesting because he is running a campaign trying to pick up republican voters using establishment democratic playbook (vague on issues, "vote for me or else the world ends", pushijg for the status quo, no risks) Why isn't this working?!

Line for early voting in my neighborhood has stretched around three corners of a block all day long. Absolutely insane. #nycelection

To the police looking for the person who shot Charlie Kirk. You need to stop. He doesn't need your manhunt, he needs your thoughts and prayers.

@teamcherry.bsky.social spent years delaying Silksong and I go to finally play it and it's FULL of bugs! And plants and weird birds and all sorts of other little critters! How did they let this happen!

Hey wait. When you call customer service and they tell you "your call may be recorded" do they just mean the part where you're talking to someone or the whole 84 minutes of being on hold?

When I die I just want to return to nature, just throw me in the woods in a shallow grave. Best part it's free! Just borrow a bunch of money from a loan shark and don't pay it back! This is also my retirement plan.

Dreamt last night that my friend was cursed to slowly turn into an armadillo. Turns out he was only cursed to be attracted to them

Gather round kids, that Israeli military aircraft is dropping something! Let. Aid Workers. In.

Superman? About immigrants?! Yeah right! If I haven't learned media literacy by now, I'm clearly not gonna start with a James Gunn movie. #superman #superwoke #jamesgunn #rereleasethesnydercut

"I give herpes to cancer patients....no but in the good way!"

Oh thank goodness. That's one less thing to worry about! Thanks @doj

House wants to vote on it tomorrow, but theit members (who already hated it) hate it even more now. So there's still a chance to push back.

Senate Republicans complained the house budget cut from Medicaid and increased the debt. Apparently their problem was that it didn't suck enough. $930B on Medicaid cuts $5 trillion increase to debt ceiling More tax cuts for the rich 🎉 🎉 🎉 #fresdumb share.google/NRjvjLB3FGbt...

From Israel's newspaper of record. Stories like this are why I feel that not only is it not antisemitic to oppose Netanyahu and his right wing administrations conduct in the war it is the responsibility of all Jewish people globally. This does not make us safer.

Watch Cuomo, Adams and Silelwa suddenly become huge supporters of ranked choice voting. (NYC only does ranked choice in primaries) share.google/ySwYdUhuA38n...

Somewhat telling that the people most upset about Cuomo losing are all MAGA. #zohranmamdani

You're welcome, New York!

Wait. I'm confused. Are we allowed to have nice things again? share.google/LNRjQFZKKqpa...

If my hot step-sister got stuck in a washing machine, I would not let her anywhere near an oven.

Every news cycle feels like it's in the montage at the beginning of the movie.

We need a mayor who has the strength to stand up to Trump. Proud to be endorsing for #nycmayor my friend and neighbor #andrewcuomo

Remember if you are a dude wearing a "Lions not sheep" Tee this month, you have an obligation to compliment him on his pride shirt.

Whelp, so much for the visa program for white South Africans www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

This animation shows how temperatures have changed over the last 100 years for each February-April period. On each map, red shading indicates warmer than average conditions, and blue shading shows the opposite. Note the trend. Data from NOAAGlobalTemp v6.0.0 (www.ncei.noaa.gov/products/lan...).

Does this kid do requests?

Okay, NOW I'm sold on AI

Remember that in Australia "Liberal" means "conservative", "labor" means "liberal," and "good riddance you fascist C**ts" means "Better luck next time" www.reuters.com/world/asia-p...

Ariel not recognizing a fork when her dad literally uses a GIANT FORK to rule the ocean is wild. If I was her and skuttle whipped one of these out I would dive for cover.

As someone who hasn't done anything meaningful on bluesky lately, I just have a sixth sense that the door has just opened to a new wave of bots. #provemewrongchildren

Trump World Tour 2025

Kenyan #journalist Alvin Kaunda was reporting live from Nairobi when a curious baby #elephant, Kindani, decided to join the broadcast. The playful elephant stuck her trunk in Alvin's mouth, making for a hilarious moment! A joyful reminder of wildlife's charm and the work of the Sheldrick Trust!

Wild! I'm at the international airplane design conference and the guy next to me said, "What if we made the seats comfortable?" And two guys put a bag over his head and threw him out the window. #design #IADC

One of the highest grossing doctors in the climate world

This Pat Burtscher clip always feels relevant

He broke the record and he's still going! Some of the best oration I've ever heard in my life. www.youtube.com/live/v2utlMx...

Go to the part that started around 2:24pm Eastern Time. This is the sort of speech that goes into history books. #booker www.youtube.com/live/v2utlMx...

Ah yes, the famous Chuck Schumer on PBS to left-wing violence pipeline. Proud of @waltermasterson.bsky.social for making state media www.foxnews.com/politics/gop...

Columbia's history department is currently scrambling to shred all books that reference appeasement. apnews.com/article/colu...

It's weird that women have ever wanted to sleep with me when I'm out here saying stuff like "I'm a fool-ash for goulash."

Democrats: We need to find middle ground with the GOP The GOP:

Please if you know anything, contact his office immediately. #passthebuckChuck @booker.senate.gov @sanders.senate.gov

I want to see a comics run where a villain gets rid of Batman by going back in time and putting young Bruce Wayne into therapy.

Hey you *could* check the news OR you could just close your eyes and imagine a little hedgehog for a while. Maybe it has a dandelion. Maybe it has a little hat. Inifinite possibilities. #noonecanstopyou

WAITER: our special tonight is insane hot wings ICARUS: [foolishly overconfident] I’ll take two

Yeah I'm participating in the boycott today [don't have disposable income] because I want the government [the unelected oligarchs who decide policy for the us] to think Americans are willing to sacrifice their immediate comfort for meaningful change [they won't].