BoiFarmsNews: While researching foreign lands, a sailor ditto (@majesticmilotic.bsky.social) attacked! Ditto comet (@emotionsideb.bsky.social) swept in to defeat the sailor and initiate fading techniques. Thank you for your services comet. As always stay vigilant folks.

I will be gong to a gay night club over spring break or this weekend I’ve been thinking about it for forever and I want to DANCE!

If ur not keeping up with BoiFarmNews… ur not PrettyPink..

I'm finally here with more info about PrettyPeachPichu youtu.be/O-9ye8_Sx38

bye my withered waste lands is looking tea

Good morning. Sorry i cant stream yet , but i can lip sync for u

mind you, i promise that at LEAST 96% of this is just @majesticmilotic.bsky.social LOL

playing hero shooters on the weekend is so cursed.

i fear the stats say overwatch might be a pillar of 2026. the tower...

@majesticmilotic.bsky.social won with his team based on Tuxedo Mask

damn this weather so bad tomorrows pump and dump got postponed 😭

my workout journey is certainly clocking … I’m getting lean, one year in March!

I could be down in the DIRT fighting the nastiest girls out here on BlueSky and Milotic will be liking my shit Immediately as long as it’s writhin business hours

Form a four Pokémon team using Pokémon whose names begin with the first letter of your name! okay

heated rivarly is making me confront my gym eyecontactsituationship on monday in the sauna mind you

@majesticmilotic.bsky.social's impact has me ordering a Domino's pizza, knowing full well that i haven't had Domino's probably since high school

And if you see me ordering dominos at 9pm know that there is an at least 33% chance @majesticmilotic.bsky.social influenced me

and FOR THE RECORD!! @majesticmilotic.bsky.social IS THE BEST LIFEWEAVER I KNOW!!!!!!

Love him so much! 💙 #PokemonLegendsZA #ShinyPokemon #Milotic

im so thankful for all the internet friends I’ve met this year, I grew up in a weird small town in the Midwest and never felt genuine connections especially am I’m getting older. So thank you

@majesticmilotic.bsky.social is the best life weaver i know

I order sugar-free iced coffee to count my calories but when the nice lady or a gentleman gives me that regular syrup, I know it’s gonna be a good day

GRINDR IS DRYYYYYY TONIGHT IM SICK

MILOTIC IS IN THE ZA DLC IM FUCKING SCREAMING

this is my tamagotchi I’ve been raising him this thanksgiving break and I’m obsessed #tamagotchiparadise #tamagotchi

this evening’s hook up was at a beautiful, subtle. single story, Riverside Ranch nautical themed, renovated, bougie home

drinking liquor on an empty stomach >>>>

one of my gym crushes fucking talked to me FIRST

holy shit I’ve lost 70 pounds so far with my gym journey, I’m excited to keep going!!

coolest shiny encounter ever! 💖✨ #PokemonLegendsZA #ShinyPokemon

MY EXES CARD IS STILL ON MY TARGET APP AND I ACCIDENTALLY USED IT TO PURCHASE ZA WHAT DO I DO?

some bitches at the gym are mad fucking annoying it’s 5:30 in the morning

THE QUEEN OF HEARTSCALES @majesticmilotic.bsky.social was lucky and got to be my ♣MUSE OF THE DAY♣ They chose a Milotic Regional Variant for the Paro-Dex! I designed her tail-fin as a fan of Heartscales, and she uses them to cover her face as if they were playing cards. #art #pokemon #drawing