Hi! I’m Walda Pepper! I’m a four year old girl living in Rustboro City! Lately I’ve been feeling a little down, but Mommy and Daddy say the stranger told them a secret that’s gonna make me all better!

Paro sanding and painting a god damn entertainment system, hemming curtains, multi-streaming his own DJ set, doing underwater sea welding, and working on implementing universal basic income at the same time… just making us all look like shit for the fun of it

Sometimes Cig will yell-meow at me when he doesn’t need anything and I will just make the noise back at him in a mocking tone so he knows that I am making fun of him

My house coat been seeing a whole lot more of my ass lately, I’ll say that much

Everyone deserves your decency, but no one deserves your respect.

Yall gooning?

I wonder if anyone wants me DEAD.

Some humans will choose bigotry if it makes their world frictionless and comprehensible. I have contempt for them. Trapped in their own ego without the cognition to do the inner work we all must do. The world, our matriarch, will inevitably shed what is not needed. I trust her, patiently.

Good morning! Our president Donald Trump is a foreign operative installed to permanently weaken the United States. And the dumb pigs squealed in glee as he did it because he said racist stuff. Glad we can all agree on that. 😘

I just had a crazy vivid nightmare where some creep was shooting us down and shot us all dead and that’s how I knew it was a nightmare - they could never beat me in a shootout.

In honor of pride, I want to know if yall remember when kizi tried to erase queer spaces by proposing spookypop be archived

How the fuck is Milotic omnipresent

Fruit Love Island had the girls GAGGED

phaun do you think the United States will balkanize?

I got something I want to talk about.

It’s just really getting to me because if I had a husband I could tell him to get his bitch ass up and take me to dairy queen so I could get a cookie dough blizzard because I’m too high to drive and if he isn’t a jerk about it I could play with his dick a little bit in the car ride there

I’m getting very tired of these Alienware commercials that start out as a different commercial and then reveals that it’s a different commercial, because first of all don’t lie to me

Taylor Swift’s next album will be called Cannabis Heaven and it will be out by the end of July

It’s freaked up in kizi’s chat!!!!

i don’t know what it is yall but lately I’ve just been really enjoying eating my sweets!

I have nothing against this boy but seeing that Jake Shane starring in the Panera bread commercial makes me feel like we are just living in a simulation because what does any of this mean

You met me at a very shakshuka time in my life

COMPLETE SOCIETAL COLLAPSE!!! GO-GO BOYS WITH HAND GRENADES!!!! EVERYONE HAS THEIR EARS PIERCED AND THEY HANG LITTLE CHICKEN BONES FROM THEIR EAR LOBES AS CURRENCY. THIS IS THE NEW DIGITAL WALLET!!! SOMEHOW DINOSAURS HAVE RETURNED!! THIS IS ALL HAPPENING NEXT MONTH. START PREPPING NOW!!!!

I occasionally have to remind myself that other people’s opinions (even when they are incredibly loud and pervasive) have nothing to do with my own opinion or enjoyment of something. It is easy to default to a hive mind and indulge in the negativity of others. It’s harder to be mindful of yourself.

If you cannot, at this stage, identify that communistic or at least aggressively socialistic economic policies are the exact fucking prescription for our current societal malaise, I think you are either part of the problem, or so clownishly stupid that you should never be taken seriously.

WRONG!!!! AGAIN!!!!!

Good morning world. Are you ready to explore another day with me? I know we all have jobs or even NEET things to do with our bodies, but our inner worlds — here on the internet — are linked and you have chosen to come on a ride with me. Where will we go?

It’s been a while since I have reminded you all that I’m breathtakingly gorgeous, so I’d like to take a moment to do that right now. You see, when people think of natural and effortless beauty, they often think of someone who is much, MUCH less attractive than me.

You cannot out-hoodwink the original hoodwinker!!!!

Two of the most OVERRATED, OVERHYPED, PAYOLA PRINCESSES in history!!!! I am breaking my silence!!! You all need go get a grip!!!! They have absconded with all of your reason!!! You can overcome your childhood neural network!!!! They aren’t giving!!!! I DO NOT BELIEVE IN THEM! Enough!!!!!!

These will fuck your mother

Have I told y’all I’ve really been enjoying my evening hot pocket lately?

Do they still do rainforest cafe

Vitamin Jones

Forgive the lack of composition because I wanted to crop my feet out, but look at this boy #Quinn

I really like when man in cow micro bikini

Can we start doing mind you like post script (ps)? For example: Dear So-and-so, Hope this finds you well. Blah blah blah, blah blah. And you did it at my birthday dinner. Anyway, see you in Prague. -Pickled MY: I’m only going to Prague because she asked me. MYMY: She knows I don’t like Prague.

A couple months ago, I went to an ENT on a referral from my general practitioner because they couldn’t identify what was ultimately a swollen salivary gland on the roof of my mouth. I was at the ENT for less than 2 minutes by the time they got me in the office. I now owe them $75.

Helppppppp not the James Charles stans coming for your girllllll. And I stand by it.

We’re in the age of disclosure, which means you must disclose to me the secret to your homemade ranch dressing, Susan!

If someone ever pisses you off you should just do the three little pigs to them

Get the crunch that saafitsies!!!! Link in Bio !

Do yall think im gonna get this regirock be real

No need to apologize, I assume I wasn’t invited on account of the fact that my tits outweigh all of y’all’s tits combined

Do yall think this is enough rice

Bitches will be all “awhhrrrr, my uncle has a leg transplant tomorror”

Answer me this. When is the last time?

I want to live in a world where I never have to fucking hear about UFC again