I hate to tell you that TikTok is going to get absolutely sued into nonexistence over this AI Remix thing they pushed out. Idgaf it was “permissible under ToS,” it will be UNENFORCEABLE. There will be a class action whether it is tomorrow or a year from now.

Oh prissy pie!!

Do you think that one day Wikipedia will ever be like “well you all didn’t donate so we died” bc they have been threatening to close up shop for approximately eighteen years

I think it’s kinda ridiculous that most straight people probably don’t even know who Coco Montrese is

Can you imagine how many best selling books in the future will be at least partially constructed by generative AI. I need to buy a gun.

Baby use context clues I don’t give a fuck!!!

I don’t know that I am willing to believe that Teakwood smells as bomb as these candle companies would have you believe.

I’m OBSESSED with my new Shark Vacuum!!!!!

You will not steal my joy random internet stranger!!!

It’s the way these idiots know not what they do

White men back in the day could just be famous for selling popcorn

PLEASE YOU HAVE TO STOP USING COCAINE AS A WAY TO PROCESS YOUR TRAUMA!!!!!

Do yall think the first person to ever get a rim job was turned off/confused or excited

@phaun.bsky.social 🏃💨

I like that little creature from witch hat atelier

⭐The VERY FIRST PrettyPinkGirlypoplocke is coming to a stream near you!✨💕 🦈Starting THIS THURSDAY - April 23rd, 2026! 🐋

Every man in the history of man has wanted to fuck the shit out of a man

Okay cool, you killed the gay boy, now what?

In many ways, my personal grief has unlocked a perspective which is higher and broader than most people will allow themselves to experience. No one can tell me no. I am at my own mercy. I will not tolerate your imposition. It’s sometimes difficult for me to conform because of this.

Like many others, I found the last few seasons of US drag race (S18 and AS10 in particular) to be completely mundane and disappointing with over the top production interference and a focus on things that don’t align with my priorities.

I think that all hospitality workers should get to carry a gun and blow the brains out of rude customers

Next-door neighbor just gave me 20 vodka seltzers iktr

Take my hand, stay Joanne

😌

What nobody tells you is that absolutely goddamn nobody who works for the state’s probate court office knows a god damn thing, and if they do, they damn sure aren’t going to tell you anything. So either bite the bullet and get an attorney or brace yourself for the most annoying experience imaginable

Not random internet people fighting in the comments of last night’s drunken post

Cats are angels. They come to us to comfort us and teach us. They are healers and protectors. Cats are observers. They are nature itself, and their boon is more sacred than any text you swear to. When I die, I will become the protector of all cats.

Me, nini coco, her boyfriend, in the bed each enjoying an ice cream sandwich

Kinda crazy how lashley was obviously trying to get a rise out of sevyn today

What I wouldn’t give to be backstage of the drag race finale watching all the backup dancers changing from one pair of skimpy little briefs to the next

On a gorgeous spring day walk with my new friend Ari-Chan!

You know for the longest time I have said I wanted to be cremated when I die. But lately, I’ve been thinking I wanna be buried and inside my sarcophagus I wanna be surrounded by sharp cheddar cheese. And yes, I’m sure it will rot, but bitch so will I so that’s really none of my business.

As long as you’re not pissing your pants every day, that’s all that matters.

It’s a shame that I’m the only one who ever gave her her flowers

The things that come out of my mouth? Unfathomable. The way these breasts of mine look so good in a micro-bikini? Unprecedented. The way my ex-husband hasn’t paid me my alimony? Unforgivable.

Me when every queer adjacent person is playing this game (i’m getting my life watching yall tho) @prettypinkpawmi.bsky.social

@Hostess you all have been lacking on the filling inside of the ding dong and I am aware.

i cant lie i really ate with this

All shade - I feel like most of these mf’s developed religious psychosis as a defense mechanism against their own fear rather than a sincere belief in divinity. And I have nothing but resentment those pussy ass bitches.

Slap that bitch TODAY!!

I have spent at least the past 10 years bitching about 24 by Lana not being chosen as the Bond theme and suddenly and randomly they release her official bond theme in 2026 I’m gagged but also feeling vindicated that my bitching has manifested. You’re all welcome.

Tbh I think the only way WOW could redeem this season of Drag Race is to crown Darlene Mitchell. No shade to the other finalists. But Darlene as queen is the only calculus to me that makes sense for the franchise considering how they have bungled this season so far.

Before 2026 is over, I highly suspect I will attempt to wipe my tik tok algorithm and build a new one with the sole intention of seeing man ass. If it happens, I’ll be doing it for my own peace. Don’t look for me.

No one can make me dislike a person, other than that person themselves.

Joe Jonas will be performing the National Anthem at WrestleMania 42 on April 19th.

@pickledbabybeets.bsky.social i just want you to know that i support you & they ARE called house shoes

I hope next year is the year of the fat ass