I don’t recommend an open casket unless you have triple D’s

Also if you MFs start liking Mili after the HSR short instead of listening to Key Ingredient and going down a deep dive, I’ll never stop judging you.

I hate to be an ass but I legitimately think that Amphoreus is one of the worst stories of all time. Wonderful characters, wasted potential.

Tomorrow at 3:30 PST we start our playthrough of the gen II romhack, Polished Crystal! We'll be doing a monotype flying run which we have dubbed the "Aerolocke"! (thanks for the name @sublink-ink.bsky.social!)

I’m not afraid of any of you fucking bitches. The heel of my foot has been lonely as hell recently.

If only I can somehow remember how to fall asleep without tranquilizing myself - I will…

I don’t remember anything, but I can tell you everything about how I was and how things were.

Tips to a perfect at home quesadilla: 1. Low and slow 1a. Lower the heat after the pan is warmed 2. Lightly salt the pan 3. More butter than you are comfortable with 3a. Butter in each step of the process 4. I think monterey jack will do, but you need to experiment and play

Gwen Stefani is among the biggest traitors of all time. Right up there with Benedict Arnold.

Anyone who portrays certainty is the ultimate fool.

Listen, I know Miller-Coors donated a zillion dollars to my oppression but I have been drinking Miller Lite since I was idk like thirteen so cut me a break when I buy a twelve pack of their shitty beer once a month.

Save this for when your MAGA family members talk some stupid mess at Thanksgiving

I was an early podcast adopter and I demand your respect

I’m so glad no one died

I would suck any amount of stank dick for the Spontaneanation podcast with Paul F Tompkins to come back

Taco Bell should have a spinoff restaurant Taco Bell 2 where they only sell the items that Taco Bell takes off the menu

Can you imagine how embarrassing it would be to choke to death on your food?

Girl why the fuck they split up wild zone 11 like that? Just nasty for the sake of it

Do yall remember Madison Cawthorn

My mother was the most beautiful woman who ever lived and the bitch knew it too

There’s a creator on this app

If I have to hear y’all Christians quote Psalm 23:4 one more time, I’m gonna find a double barrel shot gun and blow my face off. Find a new gag it’s been two thousand years.

Jesse McCartney walked so Justin Bieber could run

Do yall think water is actually aliens and they like getting turned into piss

I AM CONDEMNING THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY OF THE UNITED STATES WHAT NOW

I would like to experience being swung around on one of these upside down by my feet

I have said this in various places before so please ignore if you’ve heard this before but I do need to put it on the permanent record that I DO NOT LIKE BEETS

Did the first person who hooked a midi file up to a KK Slider voice bot know how big of an impact they would have on the culture?

I cant wait to spit on the hangman

One perk of having like 2 IRL friends is that nobody’s ever gonna invite me to a friendsgiving thank the lord

I’ve never been very impressed with Little Caesars cheesy bread but it is a decent enough vessel for marinara sauce, I guess

I think Ice Spice must be a Make A Wish kid who failed to die because where is the talent and/or charisma? I don’t see it.

You know what one last post about this and then I’m gonna shut the fuck up. But I truly think that Gen Z should be nicknamed “the joyless generation.” 75% of it is the circumstances foisted upon the generation and 25% of it is (OFTEN performative) activism against those circumstances.

Girl, I’m so sick of y’all. Can’t enjoy nothing.

What kind of dumb ass fucking state of affairs is it that the Switch 2 cannot run Crunchyroll or Youtube? Can you imagine if Xbox or Playstation didn’t? CHOP CHOP!!!

My three year old nephew has gotten in the habit of telling me “I DON’T LOVE YOU!!!” unsolicited. 😭

I fear “🎶 Jack and the bean stalk 🎶” is a new permanent vocal stem for me

Walmart gonna buy out Target just wait

Gonna be hateful who tf is zeraora and why is she in every game she wants to be relevant so bad

Like, I can’t believe I’m just now learning Ryn Weaver dropped two new tracks a few months ago after 10 years

Apple Music really needs a better system for subscribing to artist new releases

I would like to formally apologize to @pickledbabybeets.bsky.social for sending an Ice Spice lyric to him one too many times with full knowledge of him boycotting her for giving him the ick. I have also disappointed all of you, my fans, with this trangression.

I am not a paragon of health. I don’t claim to be, nor am I interested in that lifestyle… BUT IF YALL BITCHES DONT QUIT TRYING TO FUCKING DRINK BODYARMOR OR KALE SHAKES OR PLACENTA BLOOD OR WHATEVER JUST BECAUSE YOU DONT WANNA DRINK PLAIN WATER, I AM GONNA LOSE IT!!!!! JUST DRINK PLAIN WATER!!!!!!

I don’t know much for certain, but there is one thing that I RESOLUTELY believe in - and that is that IF there are examples in this world of 100% completely straight men, they are among the rarest creatures on earth. And if a “straight” man, is having casual sex twice a day, he is DL.

I could never pick an Australian out of a lineup

I would have never expected this before seeing Cig square up. About time someone taught her big ass a lesson.

Ladies, do you ever put a partially opened splenda packet in between your labia and skip over a bowl of cereal before chowing down?

do y’all streamer girlies ever think of yourself like Liza Minnelli putting on a one woman show five nights a week?

I have caught 102 Trubbish in ZA and here are their names. Work in progress.

When you got panko bread crumbs everything looks like a casserole