I wont spend another DIME on TCG Pocket until that game learns how to respect my time and energy.

ICYM @phaun.bsky.social's Overwatch stream today.... ✊😔 (🔊)

I’m really annoyed at the future inconvenience of attending my step brothers funeral because he gets riddled with bullets in Iran for no reason. Like I have no attachment to that boy and sure it will be sad but it’s how needless it all is that I’m gonna have to spend a day of my life at his funeral.

(they long to be) close to you by the carpenters has to be among the top 10 songs of all time

Yall i think there is a skunk in my house 😭

Turtwig - the Tiny Leaf Pokémon: It undertakes photosynthesis with its body, making oxygen. The leaf on its head wilts if it is thirsty.

Why they didn’t announce Pokemon Home compatibility for ZA yesterday I will never understand

I’m gonna start answering spam phone calls with “hi, you’re on the podcast!”

Tell me one of your trauma so I can give you an interesting shooting

How is it possible that no one has offered me a modeling gig? My facecard is too undeniable and unquestionable. It must be that everyone is intimidated by my gorgeousness.

Is it still fashionable to be a power bottom? I feel like power bottoms have lost the culture war.

I see @pickledbabybeets.bsky.social has gone thru their monthly identity crisis…!

M M flip is around Wind and Waves

I just woke up, it’s 2pm. My cats are disappointed in me.

The key change in perfect illusion

You haven’t got it figured out bitch. You think you’re past it but you are not. This is a rite of passage and you are not special enough to be an exception. Have fun.

I’m not trying to flex but I always liked Joanne

One time during the peak of my pro-ana moment I was in Vegas with my mom and we had been day drinking and during a show I got ravenously hungry and things weren’t happening quick enough for me so I got pissed and STORMED the Vegas strip for like two hours until I admitted to myself that I was lost.

I wanna talk to somebody who is in the hotel business and figure out how I get my sheets and my room and my life to feel so crisp and soft and lovely

I don’t wanna give my money to mickey mouse!!!!

I am guessing the steam machine will retail for $900

I think that my girl cat might be the future reincarnation of Jessica Simpson. Like she’s still with us now, but when she’s not, she will transcend time and become my cat in the present.

One of you will betray me

I have never once in my life enjoyed when I was watching media and a character breaks the fourth wall like don’t do that. That is a disgrace to both you and me do not put yourself in that position.

Welcome to Angelica’s Textiles!

I can’t even get these no good kids of mine to bring me a sprite

I think that men are dogs and misogyny is terrible and our president is a dumb skank but y’all cannot make me care about this hockey bullshit - and it is all that I am getting served up. In any other news cycle I would give it to you, but how is this gonna be the story that distracts from files

Can we talk about how the video I posted of Cig with his sister only got 3 likes? I guess I’m gonna have to tell him he is not the people’s princess any longer

Larry Ellison could never buy this puss

Im a very hot bitch in the wrong place at the right time.

The merch I designed for @phaun.bsky.social is officially out! I've been watching him grow as a creator for over two years now and it was an honor to help bring his vision to life. Younger me would be so happy to hear that I'm making queer art for people around the world to wear.

A bunch of senseless weasels scavenging millet for their fat and unremarkable yet revered masters.

If i got dementia would yall lie to me and tell me i was related to vanessa carlton?

do yall think that girl in the 12 days of christmas really got all those birds

Comet you have been lacking on liking my posts and I have noticed

I have never liked the song Celebrate by Kool & The Gang. It has a sinister energy to it and I find it displeasing for various other reasons.

a goat cheese witch is a nefarious woman who can use the profane arts of malicious lactose to bewitch her foes, confound her rivals, entrance her lovers, and confound the masses. she is a beguiling mischief maker and a character of ill repute. no man nor god can claim her - she is a devious maker.

Spooky!!!!

These two… 🥹 (ignore my carpet I’m vacuuming later) #Cig #Lucy

DO NOT SEND ME A THANK YOU CARD!!!!!!!!

Hey girls!!!

I’ve long resented you, and I still kind of do. But I realize now that I only ever knew peace because of the seeds sewn by you alone. The last time I felt this close to you is when we danced together in my living room. Your sister is a bitch, but don’t worry, I don’t hate her, even if she hates me.

I got my skin tight cocktail dress on and a champagne flute in one hand. Me and my sisters (“the dirty thirties”) - we’re getting our life in the club - I needed this night... My no good man been hooking up with some trik but I just can’t leave him.

April fools is not for another month this is absolutely foul

“We need to see you” mind you it’s snatch game and the runway was also an impersonation theme…?

I’ve never seen such robbery in my entire fucking life

I’m not gonna be gaslit via an edit into believing that that Jojo Siwa impression wasn’t pretty funny

What is done in the dark will always come to light

If you think I ain’t about to leave his house and go get wine, you’re plumb foolish