What it feels like in @phaun.bsky.social’s stream when he plays a banger at the start. The Starmies are me, @pickledbabybeets.bsky.social, @izzy-exe.bsky.social, @majesticmilotic.bsky.social and so many other divas.

Saw a creator on Tik Tok ranking their 30 fav queer characters in games and they included Quina Quen from FFIX… I know that’s fucking right.

Best direct in YEARS

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Leave it to Tinashe to drop one of the hottest songs of the year right before the Song of the Summer contender cutoff. ‘Too Easy’ fucks.

My therapist messaged me 6 mins into my appointment time he’s on his way and now it’s 10 past… what hell am I in yall

Been single over a month now and haven’t even kissed someone… oh things are bad.

Nothing better than waking up with max level existential dread for the work week.

Just watched the ending of Hacks and am so ridiculously fucked up: incredible show, man.

The way some of yall speak to retail workers when you think nobody’s looking… the gulag!

California politics so dumb dirty, I’m over here supporting a billionaire for governor. Ugh.

“Healing isn’t linear” is starting to get old as a mantra…

Nothing like pre-work therapy having you cry so hard your (virtual) coworkers spend 20 mins of your morning stand up recommending allergy remedies for these swollen eyes!!

Ex texted this morning saying he misses me but understands if I need more time… it’s been 3 days I need more time. Be so serious.

Found out I was being cheated on!! Newly single and ~~heartbroken!!!~~

Unsure of what to think of this. Cropped the gentleman’s phone number but I’ve never complained about anything so… what’s this about

I’m far too old for this, but my new straight coworker is incredibly hot and also charming… ugh

Omg yall, the person who scammed me out of money when I was in my twenties is being exposed on the local San Diego Instagram page and tons of people are coming out accusing her of scamming. Am I about to be in a Netflix documentary???

But the pump was good…

Woke up in a surprisingly great mood, resulting in a huge smile and positive attitude for my first call. How’d it end? “You have a lot of positivity for someone who just started work.” And it’s over.

Sabrina Carpenter ate the fuck down last night, wow.

Champions… this limited pool… this piss poor frame rate… TPC we believed in you…

Every once in a while a song drops, this time RAYE’s incredible “Click Clack Symphony,” that moves me so deeply I can’t help but be grateful for music as an artistic medium… it also reminds me that I am a grade a f*g.

We need to go ahead and start vetting a new leader(s) who are uniquely capable of addressing the catastrophic fallout that comes with the total death of the world order we’ve enjoyed for the past 100 years. Literally everything will need to be rebuilt. They’ll need to be ingenious.

Hot take: Being weird is cool! Being a weirdo, is not. Weird =/= weirdo.

I told my boss I didn’t feel supported by him this morning (because he makes me do everything) and his response was “everyone loves you, you do great work so everyone loves you, and oh yeah here’s another slide we need for the MBR kthxbai.” The way he completely ignored me… iconic I fear.

I think it’s great that we’re now admitting we’re in a religious holy war in order to “start armageddon.” I think Christians (whether well intentioned or otherwise) get to own this war and they can take ownership and responsibility for all of the consequences. May we never forget who wanted this.

Oh wow, they really said this one’s for you @phaun.bsky.social

I hope I don’t get called a Nintendo fanboy or defender for this… but for everyone complaining and saying “JUST USE AN EMULATOR OR YOURE AN IDIOT CORPORATE SHILL,” you could just continue to emulate and let those who want to buy it, buy it. There is no need to fight, divas.

Slept 3 hours because bfs dog jumped on the bed (as per usual despite me pointing out she takes up too much damn room, doesn’t let me grab any blanket, pushes on me, etc). I obviously had a meltdown since I’ve been bringing it up for months and no action. Am I in the wrong here??

Feeling that seasonal sadness coming in… ugh

Been off tik tok for nearly 3 weeks… I’m having terrible withdrawals.

Crediting @writtenbyhanna.bsky.social for bringing this banger to my TL on threads.

Milan’s Mayor, Giuseppe Sala, says that ICE agents are not welcome in his city during the Winter Olympics: “This is a militia that kills, a militia that enters into the homes of people, signing their own permission slips. It is clear they are not welcome in Milan, without a doubt.”

Yall are we deleting Tik tok or not… I’m so conflicted.

Nothing less fun than waking up and remember this is still DJT’s America woo!!

People who post *normal* encounters with celebrities on dating apps (Raya, Grindr, etc) are such losers. (Obviously excluding creepy/racist shit) I hope the 30 seconds of fame are worth it I guess?

So… are we deleting Tik Tok now? What’s the move.

How do str8s enjoy having kids? Love my goddaughter down, but I saw her once this week and she had a small cough, now I feel like death. And this is a REGULAR thing with them. It’s a no from me.

Phaun and the girlypops got me up late playing a new save file for BG3 where my goal is to fuck the entire male cast… goddamn it

Having a show called “Beauty,” centered on beauty, and being about aesthetics star Ashton Kutcher and Meghan Trainor - yall are mean.

Having these two cuties at my house this weekend isn’t helping my puppy fever.

Recently someone said the old tired thing of they wish they could go back to not caring about politics and I’m always struck at how tone deaf they sound. I’m first gen here in the states and am an out and proud gay guy, I never had that option - if you did, shut the fuck up.

💯💯💯 What they don’t understand is a lot of us have been riding the line of sociopathy for years due their mistreatment of us. I can’t help what happens when yall cut the restraints.

lebanne #pokemonza

Form a four Pokémon team using Pokémon whose names begin with the first letter of your name.

Love working with 40+ folks who tag everyone in Teams chats with leadership after I shoot down their (stupid) ideas. 🥰

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