BoiFarmsNews Report: Ditto yearns for the mines, and today ditto feed that desire! Pokémetal is once again plentiful which means developers will soon continue construction. In related news, a town leader has emerged to find themselves in a new role! This gentle giant can’t wait to move in!

BFN Local Spotlight: Muk Eleka nahmen nahmen! These two gloopy gals were spotted casting curses around the flower corner in Kanto National Park. Soon these flowers may appear radioactive.

BoiFarmsNews: While researching foreign lands, a sailor ditto (@majesticmilotic.bsky.social) attacked! Ditto comet (@emotionsideb.bsky.social) swept in to defeat the sailor and initiate fading techniques. Thank you for your services comet. As always stay vigilant folks.

BRREAKING BFN REPORT: Historical photos depicting early days in the city lead archeologists to believe that the past societies once flourished in the area. Ditto strives to revitalize and preserve the area. History tours will be opening after restoration is complete.

BoiFarmsNews: “And if I make all the cliffs gay what then??” - Local gay rights activist Vespiquen’s powers of persuasion have begun to set in over town.

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BoiFarmsNews: BFN has officially completed construction of their first news station. The interior design team will soon begin work fully furnishing the interior. With this historic building complete, our team will soon be able to more regularly provide news with this developing town.

BoiFarmsNews has been alerted to undiscovered territories with unknown secrets. The excavation of this site will soon be under way… more to follow as this story develops.

BFN Update: BoiFarms proudly welcomes its residents to the newly constructed barn. While located in one our more remote areas, this town is bustling with excitement.

Reporting from channel 2 of the BFN: New regional construction is deep underway. The barn has become more of a church and/or school. It’s said that Tangrowth can be spotted in the area praying to Arceus to return the humans. Despite this, construction of the barn will continue.

BoiFarmsNews: Local lesbian leader, Vespiquen has stocked the PC with sickening pride collection stones. These limited time stones will be available for the next hour. Any visitors should get their requests in soon while supplies last.

BoiFarmsNews: Our teams have been dedicated to providing support to the ridge community. Landscape and Res Serv. teams continue to support this area, but recent attention has drawn residents to new regions. The construction team will overhaul new cities resulting in reduced hours in the ridge.

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BoiFarmsNews: The landscape team made park leaders aware that many artifacts that were previously thought to be lost for good have been recovered. With this development all teams have been hard at work ensuring each piece is returned. Only one piece remains illusive.

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BREAKING BoiFarmNews: The suspect has overpowered the guard and is now on the loose! All citizens be advised to take precautions and avoid the area until further notice.

BoiFarms News: While we have many beautiful and crowd pleasing boys, not every boy is perfect. For the safety of our guests, a boy has been detained. He will remain quarantined and under investigation. It is said that the recent landscaping was uprooted by this individual. Repairs are underway.

BoiFarmNews: Mystery and heartbreak STRIKE! Pokémon have vanished. Even honey cannot retrieve the residents. Could this be the work of animal crossing villagers? A birthday kidnap gone wrong? Hoppip remains the talk of the town… construction is halted during the investigation. Tips are encouraged!

BoiFarmsNews: Construction and comms were delayed due to emergency maintenance required in the region. After restoration, park construction has been completed. Landscaping and resident services are hard at work now. The park will be accepting test riders, 3/17, in celebration of St. Patrick’s Day.

The newly extended tracks of Boy Farm Coaster, have all been laid. New boys continue to sprout and prosper. The claim that a resident bunny was found dead on the tracks is a rumor and lie. The park remains committed to keeping the residents safe. Refrain from climbing tall structures.

We have been made aware of the leaking lava in route of the coaster. All hands are on deck at this time as we try to recover this precious area, its resource, and local tenants. The legendary on site has no interest in helping.

The Boy Farm Coaster will be undergoing major renovations. The park will be admitting visitors on a case by case basis. We apologize for the inconvenience.