Tanking via selection so England walk away from this series feeling it was close and Bazball is all good ♟️

Saved lives *and* screwed Sky News? Put down your glasses, we have found the Australian of the Year

Beware ye the furious Lyon #ashes

This one. It's become an inside family joke. "Auntie Leona died." "Aw shit. God said no." And I feel so fucking old, because I saw this when it was originally published. Good lord.

Might be watching too much baseball... Just asked my partner if she "pitched a shutout with that bag of popcorn last night"

what could possibly go wrong ?

The latest Business Indicators are out today, so here's the update of the wages and profits graph

If anyone's in the mood to commit some crimes I think every cop in Melbourne is currently in Richmond

I'll have the eggs schadenfreude please www.joemygod.com/2025/05/anti...

This week I spoke to Luke Beveridge, Adam Kingsley and James Ives about winning the ball and how that relates to winning football games.

And no that is not what happens. Disengagement with the major political parties is not disengagement with politics.

This week in football - round 7 2025. This is our biggest issue. A lot going on, across a lot of styles. thisweekinfootball.com/twif/week-7-...

@dodgerblue1958.bsky.social You just can't take Barnes out of the lineup at this point

Wrote about the precious few high-profile Democrats who seem to understand we now live under a system of competitive authoritarianism. bad-faith-times.ghost.io/these-democr...

Big week for me legally releasing some of the hate in my heart ☺️ www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

your honor, while plaintiffs are horrified at the slanderous lyrics, we concede that it is, legally, a banger

We're going streaking!

If the Aussies lose another wicket I'm getting a drink #AUSvIND

Silly from Konstas. Aussies off to a great start and the Indians are bowling four-balls on the reg #AUSvIND

Konstas xCHAT is already elite #AUSvIND

I wish to retract my previous post regarding Pant/ India. You do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to em" #AUSvIND

India/ Pant showing some real grit here. Gotta hand it to em #AUSvIND

Facing Starc right now is an all-time shit time. Hard pass #AUSvIND

If this was a mark, that was a catch. #robbed #AUSvIND

Superb shoot-yourself-in-the-footery from the Aussies there #AUSvIND

Surely whatever Bumrah is doing right now is illegal? What a superstar #AUSvIND

Konstas played and missed ten times, then nudged one off his pads for two and thought "yep I've got this pie chucker" #AUSvIND

Aussie batters can't get near it. Good signs lol #AUSvIND

The 2024 Headline of the Year Nominees 🧵

A phenomenal catch by Marsh signals that it's definitely "all happening here" #AUSvIND

What Australia- and frankly, the world- needs now, is a "Who Dares Wins" reboot

This is just a delightful meme. Gladdening every time I remember it #AUSvIND

There are not many absolutes in public policy, but do not be like America on health care is one www.theguardian.com/business/gro...

Put this one in the review Hall of Fame 😅 #AUSvIND | #cricket

An all time review that. Absolutely smashing into the base of middle stump #AUSvIND

Seven to go. #AUSvIND 🏏

Nice time to strike for the Aussies, India 2-69 #AUSvIND

Ziggy had a tooth removed so now sometimes he rocks *war face*

Murray Watt is reading a Christmas poem about the Senate's last sitting day right now. James McGrath raises a point of order that "This is cringe" but it was shot down.

Extremely pleasant vibes in Melbourne this morning- PBS outside broadcast in Fed Sq. until 9am

About to visit the sort of establishment where dudes wear their freshest basketball singlet to dinner, and closed toed shoes. Special occasion wear

You used to call me on my self-own

It's important to knock your helmets in before game day to avoid a situation like this #AUSvIND

Peak cricket day today in Melbourne. Too hot to do anything but laze about watching some quality fast bowling #AUSvIND

Stardust be dozey

Guys, you're still trying to replace Twitter. I'm telling you we can't do it. Now what we might be able to do is recreate it. Recreate it in the aggregate.

Gaetz rekt

I once took three wickets in a devastating spell of left arm pace in the U16s. This Aussie bowling is comparable #AUSvIND