Washing away chocolate with swigs of hot tea is divine isn’t it.

Dude! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣👇

This is such a lovely, uplifting read. Loads of people I hadn’t heard of, doing extraordinary things. Fab. The Sunday Times Alternative Honours List of 2025 www.thetimes.com/article/f653...

Currently wrestling with the potential jeopardy of going to Streatham Tesco. Not cos of the time of year. Cos it’s shit all year round (but I like Tesco, it’s nearest, & it has *great* yellow sticker stuff)

Your regular reminder that this was written by Maria McKee. It was followed up by ‘You Little Thief’ which was written about her #totp

Just went to Lidl. Wasn’t that busy. You’re welcome.

On the subject of Chris Rea, Stainsby Girls is a banger. Written about a real school, where is wife went.

Something needs to be done about this. It needs to stop.

One of those promos the BBC used to be so good at making. A raft of comedy talent on display here

Wombling Merry Christmas on R2 rn & this is giving me ALL the childhood Christmas feels

“Would you like an email receipt?” No. “Would you like an email receipt?” Yes. -spells out name -holds up queue -becomes data harvest -gets loads of other emails

Where Margo will be for the next three months

not the kind of behavior I expect from the winner of the fifa peace prize

I have no recollection of *any* nativity plays ever at my (70’s) primary school.

Kinda hope the stadiums are half empty. Would piss off the orange cunt.

I was once going through U.S Immigration when the immigration officer saw a stamp for Morocco in my passport. He asked me what business I'd had in the Middle East. I told him I'd never been. He pointed to the stamp & said "Explain that" I said "That's North Africa" He was NOT happy.

There’s nowt much more bleak than getting “new” potatoes with a meal in a restaurant/pub & they are skins on with *no sign* of butter/oil/herbs etc. Just boiled & dry.

All true. But there’s no shortage of state school kids wanting to act. But how do you suppose a ‘resting actor’ who has to live or travel to London for work? You can’t. Unless you are rich.

Blimey everyone has gone Spotify mad. I just listen to the radio, me.

Sometimes I think the world is coming to an end for the simple reason that singular magpies are so common.

I’m so bored of hearing people witter on about taxes & whether they are fair or not. The country is fucking broke & we all have to pay more. That’s it.

One Night In Bangkok is a vibe #totp

I like Louise. It’s such a sweet song #totp

Is the PP Arnold with them? #totp

I’ve met Nick Heyward twice & he was extremely nice #totp

ITS CALLED LUDO #totp

It’s at this moment that I’m contractually obliged to mention that I loved Errol Brown as a kid and would kiss the telly when he came on #totp

Ok…where to start… #totp they clearly didn’t do a risk assessment cos that rug is a trip hazard

Darts? That’s a surprise #totp

I need a strepcel #totp

The only acceptable use of bagpipes in the history of music #totp

#overstaffed #totp

Easiest live vocals ever #totp

I learnt today the Believe was offered to St Etienne. And when Cher was offered it she rewrote the second verse but never got a writing credit #totp

She’s a cunt then.

Just can’t understand why the BBC puts RATW at 8pm while at the peak time of 9 they put Celebrity Masterchef with its deeply woeful line up of “celebs”

Blimey Peter Kaye on the One Show looking so thin I didn’t know who he was until he opened his mouth.

Oh the budget is tomorrow is it? And there was me, thinking I hadn’t heard a thing about it

This talk about our vile odious ex PM reminds me of what Billy Bragg said about him in interview with Adam Buxton. A simple anecdote that gives huge insight. Worth a listen.

“Touch my bum. This is life”

So Evri will redeliver to a ‘trusted neighbour’ as long as they are not on the *other* side of the road

I though Race Across The World was on tonight? Am I losing my mind?

Reading about Mani, so sad & so dreadfully sad his young twin sons lost their mother too in 2023.

That was lolz #SCODEN

Next weeks weather. That’s more like it 💪🏻

I assume the tech exists to run a track up like this on you’re phone in ten mins now #totp

Words cannot express how much I loathe and detest NKOTB #totp

The ABBA song that ISNT in Voyage perplexingly #totp

She was SO COOL, that lady in Darts. I loved her as a kid #totp