If there's one thing I've taken away from the last few weeks of news, it's that I am completely correct in my conviction to never, ever go on a cruise

The computer never needed to be anything more than this. We have to go back

Excited to see this classic moment in the new Star Fox remake: www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBA5...

I like how every generation gets its own Scandinavian art pop weirdo. Gen X have Björk, millennials have Fever Ray, zoomers have Aurora, etc.

The USA is so cool. I wish it was real ):

It's the First of May. www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzZa...

Imagine being the kind of person who would find any part of this appealing

I've been living in Japan for two months now, and so far my main takeaway is that white people completely fucked up when they made salad a fork food. Salad makes so much more sense as a chopsticks food, I'm almost mad. Entire countries are out there eating it completely wrong.

I do not trust the creation of a Metroid movie because none of these studios are brave enough to do the correct thing and cast a six-foot-plus trans woman as Samus

[plays Sid Meier's Civilization II one (1) time] gizmodo.com/palantir-pos...

When people are like "Matt why do you hate AI so much" I'm going to just start sending them this post

i took the mayor of burnaby to metrotown and asked him the important questions m.youtube.com/watch?v=C0l7...

Same tbh

Shoutout to Microsoft 365 encrypted email portal, which absolutely does not work on any combination of OS, browser or email address I have access to, including ones made by Microsoft. Outstanding work.

Wherever you go, there your bullshit is.

Video games are crazy because in what other art form do the enthusiasts have such open disdain and hatred for the people making the art

How long do you think I'd have to wander randomly around Shinjuku until I run into Hideo Kojima? I'm thinking no more than like a week

I HATE GOING ONLINE - dashare.zone ADMIN

The main problem with setting up a new life in a new country is how little time it leaves for playing video games

Ate a curry so good it fully restored my mana and at least half of my HP

The purpose of this website is to help unburden your brain by releasing horrible sentences that live in there like demons

In Japan

Very cool!! 16 GB of RAM costs $300 now

I love to post on the internet asking for help with a specific tech issue and being given five condescending answers from people who clearly didn't read my actual question, plus a suggestion to ask a fucking LLM

they need to add like four extra hours in the day that’s just for playing video games

Thinking about all the great posters who never made the jump here from Twitter. I wonder what @Merman_Melville is up to these days, hope she's doing OK

To be clear: when I say that something related to Current World Events is funny, I mean it like this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLJZ...

it's moments like this that make an email job worth all the hard work

Someone should make a podcast about this

your art should be sucking WAY more ass

another Free Taste of the comics I've been posting as patreon exclusives, on this squirrelly saturday morning www.patreon.com/posts/145151...

I love to go on the computer.

Linux is so cool. I wish it was real ):

Feels spiritually wrong that you can't (legally) play Chrono Trigger on the Nintendo Switch

Someone should make a podcast about this

in 2026 we are NOT hustling, we are NOT grinding, we are doing just enough Job to have money for Video Game

This is one of my strongest Computer Opinions (of which I obviously have many)

This is the way. I would argue you're having a bigger net societal benefit by pirating music rather than giving money to Daniel Ek

Deeply annoying that every website is allergic to passwords now. Web browsers should have an "I know what I'm doing" setting you can toggle that will tell websites you want to use a password like God intended, not email me a link or send me a code via carrier pigeon or whatever

It's cool how "fuck you got mine" is just the mainstream political ethos now

Exactly. Cannot stress enough how important this is to the creative process

The cultural equivalent of Jim Cramer telling people to buy your shares

This is an oversimplification. The best NIN is objectively With Teeth, which came out i-- oh shit oh fuck

has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane