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That was poor wasn’t it. Can’t understand why the build up is so slow sometimes. Critical of starting Mbuemo again - he’s out of sorts - needs a rest even with so few games.

Tell me the difference between the foul on Sesko in the box and the foul on Gordon in the box. Honestly.

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That referee was absolutely appalling. That crap Everton pull at corners is an embarrassment to them. United’s passing was the worst I’ve seen for years. But a win with a lightening counter attack - up at the TV screen stuff at ours. UTFR

This guy will never have been in a situation like he’s been in today. And by some accounts he’s as thick as mince. He’s going to sing like a canary, isn’t he? Never thought I’d see this day. www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c7...

Your poems are shit, and so are your stunts. You shout at hotels, you wife-beating cunts.

Felt like a win that

Tense. Two teams on good runs looking to keep that going. Fancy United to prise them open. Good to see the Olympic stadium full for once though.

Right so that’s the tickets sorted for Brentford, after the usual stress and bargaining. Every single match has been a hard ticket, even Monday night games. Or is it just us? Let’s never have another 40 game season please United.

Apropos of nothing…I dread to think how many strangers hands I’ve shaken, mainly through work. 10000+? Peter Mandelson has the 2nd worst handshake I have ever experienced in my life. Indescribably cold, clammy and feathery.

Reds - that’s the aways to Arsenal, City, Villa and Liverpool all done now. Fulham and Brentford too, if you want to be thorough. Good day today.

Graphic video. That man needs to be sent to jail for life. It’s literal murder.

Going to have to raise a ticket with Vodafone. No reply to any of my gags sent to Scouse mates. Network outage probably.

This is the way. Fans get 16 games to show him what he’s meant to us. Player gets to avoid the indignity of a 5 month pass-the-parcel transfer speculation. Club signals to potential replacements it’s on the lookout for a new player, and it could be *them*. Well done United.

Is Trump bluffing about Greenland and Canada? I don’t think he is as it goes. But even if it is posturing, the mere threat or just talk of invading them means all of Europe inc England and Scotland should withdraw from the World Cup. Today.

When was the last time we had a properly buzzy Sat lunchtime win? I honestly can’t remember.

Amazed Bruno is still on. He looks utterly busted (I don’t think he’s fully fit yet).

It’ll be lost in the noise but Ugarte has been excellent again. 3.5 games in a row he’s had a shout for POTM. Credit where it’s due.

Murder.

Maybe this is Ole’s plan to get his South Stand comps back again! Prefer a higher view myself, but maybe pitch level is his personal preference. I’m not one to judge either way.

Happy New Year to you lot. I disagree with half of you constantly on United, music and food. The other bits I’m 50/50 about. But every day I’m not fuelling Musk and still enjoying some social media is 100% a good day. Salut.

Fucking awful Reds

There are only 3 attackers in that whole line up. At home, against the worst Prem team I have ever seen. In saying that, I do fancy Sesko tonight. Utfr, straight into these

What the actual fuck

Those subs are fucking insane.

I knew this book was going to be maddening - we all know about the VIP lanes and suspected cronyism during the pandemic. But honestly the *scale* of it is just utterly astonishing. Some of the stuff needs to be read to be believed. Thoroughly recommend. Good writer is @russellscott1

£0.02. I’d have taken 1-4 as a result pre KO. Wolves were the worst side I’ve seen in the Prem. Cunha is either trying too hard / snatchy or isn’t that good. Amad and Dalot are square pegs in round holes at WBs. United miss De Ligt (but that’s a good thing). Those CB changes are nuts. A good win.

2 centre back changes.

Being a British parent is so weird bc you're actually worried about paying the sky high rent/mortgage & getting GP appointments but the entire press keeps telling you you're worried there's a trans person or immigrant nearby & the vat on Eton means there'll only be two skiing holidays this year

It wasn’t a loss last night in fairness, even if it feels like it. I’ve woken up feeling even more annoyed than when I went to bed though. Just don’t see where United will get the wins needed for Amorim, if not Everton and West Ham at home.

Fuck me those subs

I was coaching at lunchtime. How did United play, Reds? That’s a result I was not expecting, happy to admit.

My £0.02. The good news. De Ligt continues to look better every game. Mbeumo looks a proper player. The team is way more organised than under ETH and Ole. That’s not easy, credit where it’s due. The team isn’t shirking or not putting enough metres into a game, again better than recent seasons.

Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea

Wonder what CB change will be made at half time. Seriously though this is absolutely shit.

Repeat of the Forest match. Really fucking poor.

Fuck sake I’m gonna have a look at the league table on the bbc app.

Fucking yessasssss

Bruno for Kobbie is the worlds most obvious sub ever right

dalot at lwb, please lord spare us. don’t understand why he wouldn’t and hasn’t played amad on the other side

I don’t think United will beat Sunderland by the way. I see no reason why they will.

The fundamental problem is that if Bruno is muzzled or off it, United run out of creativity. The balls start going sideways and everything basically slows down to nothing.

That man talking at the UN today. The rambling barf. Does anyone that supports him believe it? Do they nod when they hear it, say heck yeah Prez, you tell em! Or are they inwardly cringing? I don’t think I’ve heard anything like it in my entire life. Even for him it was utter bollox.

I used ChatGPT today, first time in months. It was unbelievably bad. I asked for the line up of a semi-pro football team I know about. It plucked players from teams that never played for this club. Listed them as fact. Literally made shit up. Even waffled about their contributions to the season.

My £0.02. City were shite, a shadow of the team of 2 years ago. If Bruno malfunctions, United run out of ideas immediately. De Ligt and Yoro looked good again. Sesko is hopeful but making him chase CBs about is madness, as it was for Rasmus. Couldn’t even listen to the RA post match interview.

Yoro off. Honestly.

Bruno leaving his man for that goal was x-rated bad, kids stuff. City are absolutely shite today. If anyone can explain what Ugarte offers ahead of Kobbie in there, please do. Sesko looks good. De Ligt gets better with every minute on the pitch for us.

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