What have I missed?

🔴⚪️⚫️ #mufc

Came off Twitter in new year & this place not picked up for me really & been spending less time on my phone. Last night was mint though & worth a share of a pic or two 🔴⚪️⚫️

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FC Wolfsburg women playing tonight and they’ve got a player called Jemima Minge. No, you grow up…

Who are the contracts with when #mufc can’t shift briefs at £66 a pop, lower the price and put this statement out? “As we have received additional tickets due to the low uptake of contractual allocations, age related, and seat location discounts are available for this game.”

Just seen Oscar Pistorious won Grand Prix - how does he reach the pedals???? #f1 #grandprix

Heady heights of 13th 🔴⚪️⚫️

Was playing well too poor kid

Go razzmatazz

Really pleased for Rasmus - bloody hell, he needed that

Bet the barcodes have had an easier time of it than they did in Kilburn last time though 😉

Scruffy twat Arne Slot at a cup final and not got a suit and tie on

Obvs want scousers to lose every game they play but the Geordies are going to be unbearable if they finally get their hands on a trophy after 476 years aren’t they?

Walking down the Warwick Road for steak pudding, chips & gravy on a European night under the lights. Still a bit of life in the old Old Trafford yet 🔴⚪️⚫️

Great day, top people, average football. MUFC OK 🔴⚪️⚫️

Ordered my stickers from @everyonehateselon.bsky.social which I will of course not use to vandalise Tesla cars or charging stations & will only place on my own personal property

@deonandan.bsky.social what are these “needs” you believe young men have & how are they being “scolded”? I don’t think you need to be progressive to offer an alternative to Andrew Tate, you just need a modicum of common sense & to not be a massive cunt

United might be hard work but I’m in my 42nd year of match going now & looking forward to going to the game tomorrow. Regardless of form, dismay with ownership or feeling alienated as a ‘legacy fan’ nothing changes the fact that I’m a red.

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Gonna make a whisky peppercorn sauce later and flambé it when the booze goes in so every chance I’ll burn the house down

Bravo, Aberdeen

Would love Rasmus to get one here tonight for his confidence

Get in - been coming

Not a bad half really and should be in front

I’ve taken some nice strong painkillers for my shoulder and had too many too close together and feel dead nice & floaty - might have a glass of wine

Shite. Bed.

What a finish

“It was tough watch to say the least” says Wazza

Looks like we’ve not named a full bench and two of them are goalies - one of whom hasn’t even got a profile pic for the line up in the United app

Garnacho out again is pissing me off

🚨Elon Musk just helped the far-right in 🇩🇪 win their best result since WW2 then called them to say congrats. So don’t buy his f*ing cars, yeah? #dontbuyaswasticar

Minteh should play for Citeh

The centre ground has been shifted so far right in last 15yrs by global populism that cunts who think they’re moderate don’t get that they’re facists & progressive scandi style socialists who just want society to be a bit less shit for vulnerable people get labelled as Marxists.

You’d never get bored of punching JD Vance in the face would you?

Holy shit! I’ve just seen the Trump / Vance / Zelenskyy exchange & it’s fucking insane. Trump is the single most dangerous & psychotic individual in modern history since Hitler.

Oh good, bit of spring like weather and every prick in the street has got some noisy bastard in with a drill or a bastard hammer. It’s like this for months now, worse than twatting fireworks

WE ARE PREMIER LEAGUE, SAY WE ARE PREMIER LEAGUE Reckon we’re staying up after that big 3 points against the formidable tractor bumpkins last night

They dug in after red card in fairness 🔴⚪️⚫️

It’s nice seeing a bit of fight from them this half for once

In other news surely Ipswich have a Billie Jean tuned chant for Philogene ???

Onana has driven me to midweek half time booze

Goalie at fault again

take Hojlund off and put zirkzee up top surely 🙄

If VAR look at that he’s off - terrible challenge

Words fail me

2 episodes into this and it’s decent

Oh good, Daniel Sturridge is on the pundits panel. Said no-one ever.

This morning I’ve spilt coffee in my car, bitten inside of my mouth eating a croissant and banged my head in a door frame