Twitch is gearing up to run ICE advertisements on your channel Voice your dissatisfaction Or unaffiliate and don't let them run any ads Empower yourself. Use Patreon/Kofi. Get away from the 50/50 split lie on subs where before taxes you only get 44% Earn money for yourself, not for Twitch

Youtube just punned me so hard - I was watching Ludakris's Blueberry Yum Yum music video with the wife (as one does on occasion) and then afterwards the commercial was about weed burners for gardens. Dammit, this feels like a corporate ad, I just wanted to say the algorithm tries so hard.

The entire GDQ crowd cheering for stomping on fascists gives me life. You think it'd be table stakes, and it may be, but even just moving past "Oh we don't wanna say anything _uncomfortable_ here" and going whole-ass into "Yeah stomp a fash" is a categorically Good Thing.

I don't think I'll ever understand the psychology of unboxing videos. I get people open mystery boxes for gambling addiction reasons, but why would I watch someone else make bad decisions? If you wanna throw away money, send it to me, and I'll send you a bunch of trash in the mail. Promises.

There is nothing wrong with being wrong. The accountability lies in how you acted when you thought you were right, and how you handled being wrong.

Sometimes, I mix up Andrew Dice Clay and Andrew Lloyd Webber, and I wonder more what Freud would think of that than I probably should.

I don't understand how Scott Bessant looks so much like Will Ferrell playing a really really puckered butthole pretending to be a finance bro. Who wrote this?

Catholics: 1. The pope is the conduit of God to man. God doesn't make mistakes. 2. God picked the wrong pope. This one thinks brown people are ok. 3. Religious laws are only important when it can be used to subjugate others. Help me out here, guys.

Since I'm practicing looking on the bright side: Good news, everyone! My prediction was right! It was always gonna end up being eugenics! www.cbsnews.com/news/rfk-jr-... #disability

PUT AWAY YOUR SCIMITAR, TODAY YOU WILL BATTLE THE THOUGHTS THAT WOULD STEAL OUR JOY. AND YOU WILL WIN.

I had to go back to the car. I'm outside right now. In my underwear. Like... just boxer briefs. Fuck you, neighbors.

Good Video Game Lines: Upon seeing a Yacht... S: "That's a Massive Boat." G: "Money can't buy happiness, Johnny." L: "I wouldn't mind being sad on that boat."

Warriors

fox and the gop have sold latino migrants as all being scary af ms-13 members. its the same thing nazis did with jewish people. repeat: it is the same thing nazis did with jewish people. the. same. thing.

It was Earl's birthday on 3/31. He's four.

My dad: "See, son, I told you we needed the second amendment. Otherwise, the oppressive government would take over." As we're both being sent to a gulag by the government he voted for.

I feel sick. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

You can always unaffiliate and not ever have to worry about ads or whatever this guideline bullshit turns out to be. Fuck ads. Fuck bending the knee to advertisers. Fuck bending the knee to capitalism. I do always apperciate Zach sharing this information bc Twitch hasn't figured out bsky yet.

Working in a non-profit during all this political nonsense:

A quick thread on making a list of video links to throw into a download manager on twitch so you can download and backup legacy content ( streamers who are no longer with us ) Requirements : Time 10-15 minutes, Notepad++, Copy Highlighted Links Chrome Extension [1/?]

Me, before realizing a game I'll play in about two years came out: Yo why is literally every twitch stream just someone stabbing a dinosaur in the ass with a giant spike right now?

So, I see that you require a letter of recommendation for this position, and, unfortunately, this is as close as I could obtain from this particular recommender, on account of her untimely death -

I don't usually share my tiktoks, but sometimes you gotta make a point. www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8FkbaCq/

I drew some Superheroes. You're welcome. #art #comics

I don't know what it is... but I am noticing a distinctly more prevalent "L" in the word Folks. What's causing this change? Any #linguists know what I'm talkin about? I've always heard Fokes. But recently... lots more L.

Zoe (my partner) goes, "Earl Grey (our Great Dane) was so good during your stream he didn't bother me much at all and he was so quiet." So I went into the bedroom and he was laying in his box, with this between his paws. Of course he was quiet, he was eating Peanut Butter the whole time, lmao

Added some new patches to the battle jacket and moved some others. I think the goose with the switchblade had a whole different connotation before the Luigi patch.

If your spiritual organization's leader does not take a hard stance against hate, they aren't preaching about a god. Join this church, tithes are 0% of your income. Services whenever you want, and masks are part of our religious wear, so go ahead and wear your masks at protests, god says it's cool.

I know it's a little late now, but while all these people were discovering Rage Against the Machine for the first or second time, I was wondering if Corporate Avenger was gonna get some love. But, I guess we aren't ready for " Christians murdered Indians " yet.

If you guys are interested in the game awards I'm sure somebody else will be streaming that, but WE have a different cursed group of abandoned souls to worry about in Lea Monde.

Earl and I are working hard today.

My neck fits in this 22" collar finally again. Yee

I don't know why anyone thinks I can go 12 hours without eating and drinking, then give a blood AND urine sample. What sorta operation do they think I'm running here?

A purse is just a basket, but they've replaced the box with a bag.

For all you T.R.A.G. / Hard Edge Enthusiasts - If you check out sweatyanimeguys.com We are playing it live, right now. It's basically Anime Tank Controls Tomfoolery the Game. Come check it out, maybe. Or don't. Whatever, I'm not your mom.

If you don't look back at the way you used to be and cringe, are you really growing?

I was telling Zoe about Dragon Quest 3, and specifically, about my party member, Chundler the Clown, and she asked me if we could start calling Matt Gaetz 'The Chundler' and y'know, i can't hate that idea.

Neerrm introduced himself with 4 games, so now I feel like I have to. If you read this, that means you probably should too.

Yes, I am that American.

Looking for mutuals! (Honest edition) 1. Universally acclaimed franchise 2. Universally acclaimed franchise 3. Universally acclaimed franchise ...I mean yeah, I'm mildly interested in these things, but if I put my *actual interests* people would like me less. #promosky #promotwt

Hello my fellow Space Jam enthusiasts, sorry about the quality, took a picture of my switch with my phone, but what's your starting Dragon Quest 3 party?

I'm not sure how social media is supposed to work, but I do know I can just cheat by posting pictures of the most handsome boy. Earl Grey as a teabag, 2023 Halloween.

I'll tell ya what, I got some off brand version of Gold Bond Medicated powder, and it's like smokin' a menthol for your downstairs.

catch THE PEEBIES, which is THE premier video game award show, airing Saturday December 14 during PeebsCon, benefiting Sisu Youth Services of OKC You will find the award nominees on a deli receipt stuck to your shoe

Is there already a philogopher, and if not, can society explain such a hole in the public golf course of public discourse?

I mean, yeah, ive seen like, honestly maybe 20 animes in my life, but Prince of Tennis is the best anime of all time. #anime

As a master of a very particular set of skills, such as napping and yapping, I feel it's more important to practice my Kung Fu poses than it is to practice my Kung Fu.

@arachness.bsky.social made a meme out of the Ancient Roman - Power of Dark Side fan translation's great use of 'Nut Man'. Such a good translation.

I got one of these now.