ya know in europe they call that chapter of the bible "mega drive"

I am sorry for his loss, but happy you recovered his lost staff.

wimbo, the woman himbo…

shitten the sequel to pyst

decided to make another goty list. well met

playing judgement

Eeek

got some bad news: ive only got 5 entire cigarettes for tomorrow. im not even european no more

dude check out this funny vid. just a little background tho, you need aspergers, active psychosis and the disease that turns you into rick moranis to get it, but its worth it

You already brought me five portions of muck.

You have found women who will move here to Indarys Manor. I will tell the others.

i played thru strangers of paradise and ff1 and with all this knowledge within me, i finally know what personality disorder to diagnose garland with

4 hour video about "the rise and fall of mario" but i just dont understand what a jump is

If anybody is looking for a Magfest room, a slot in @futurefriend.bsky.social ’s just opened up. I was planning on going but was dragging my feet on reg because of my situation regarding potentially needing to move soon and they just sold out so now I’m cooked and FF is looking to fill the slot

hey you know that app on your phone you never use? the one called "phone?" well now you have a reason to use it!

one of the central rules of satire is that you have to put the [JOKING] tag under any posts containing such. most do not know this

looking at a sumptuous lobster and getting ready to write a suicide note. i write half of it and then think of a piece of bread with caviar on it and put the noose back in the closet

I don't have time to chat. And, frankly, I don't like you very much.

got approached a bit ago by a guy with a beer can in hand, asking for a photo. kept constantly pointing at me and going "look at this! hes tall and has a small head and im small and have a big head!" like 3 times

The diamond is a rare, transparent, extremely hard gemstone of great value.

i think i can stop mr domino

its been years that ive owned this phone but autocorrect still thinks i want the laughing crying emoji when i type lol

the sanctity of the "sucking and fucking" thread has been impinged by outside agitators

which one is it?

entering my bullshit era

joined a random d&d org and the organizer immediately messaged me the next day to ask if i wanted to go to a entrepreneur conference with him. thanks man

keeping myself awake in the middle of the night by asking if i have it in me to read all 6 volumes of knausgard's autobio

OMG! TOO CUTE??? ❤️ Scientists taught rats to drive tiny cars and found that even when they didn't give them treats, they would still intentionally get into car crashes for the purpose of sexual gratification

ahhhh wine, or as people in the know call it, the french drink

Rock Quest, the game I've worked on this year, has a demo featured on NextFest! You can find it here or in the rhythm game section: store.steampowered.com/app/3695470/... check it out and wishlist it if you can!

data east the greatest to do it; know of no other company whose mascot was just a fat bald little guy

got asked if i was retarded tonight for guessing a womans age as 60 (she was 60)

The Zoo Race throw pillow / Promotional material / Cougar Interactive / 2014

one day im going to log onto youtube and see a video called "Super Mario Bros 3 - A Forgotten Masterpiece" by a guy with the most incomprehensibly european accent

The Kiryu Saga is over (for a minute...) Lets welcome Yakuza's new hero Ichiban Kasuga with a thorough breakdown of his opening ordeals as we take him from Yakuza Zero to Hobo Hero! Link to follow, please spread this around!

big news; just found out the unabomber emptyqouted 3 posts about red lights on something awful in 2008. you're all on watch

Fable / Print ad / Microsoft Game Studios / 2004

guy who earns 130k putting numbers into a computer: ya know, growing up is realizing that disturbed's lyrics have some very intelligent stuff to say

been rewatching breaking bad; a cautionary tale about how becoming bald turns you evil

Air Bucks / PC / Impressions / 1992

rest in peace. you wouldve been 375 years old today

its cool that they keep putting cutscenes and dialogue into new doom games and its all worse-written than the text crawls that said "you're not gonna be a pussy now are you?"

some photos from the festival im at

my 6 hour video essay guy is better than yours. and dont you forget it