One month from today, myself and my improv team will be performing in the Chicago Dramatic Improv Festival. I'm pretty excited.

Imagine, for a moment, how many people would publicly mourn you if you were run over by a truck tomorrow. Now imagine the same thing happened to a fucked-up raccoon in Seattle. Thank you for enjoying arbys

Being around creative people heals something inside me.

This is paused because I added my Venmo and that’s not allowed. So they told me to edit and remove, which I can’t do while it’s paused. Everything is so annoying I want to screammmmmmmmm. In the meantime my Venmo is @mollymarie03

Sigh. In two completely unrelated incidents, a tree fell on my house and now I need knee surgery. If you don’t mind, please share. Our life has been thrown into a level of chaos I honestly didn’t know was even possible.

My best guess as to what the prime time "speech" was about tonight.

Just got done mowing my back yard and mystery shirt feels like it just went through the washer, but without the spin cycle.

Oh no, I'm not going to be home as Fearless Leader addresses the country tonight. That's too bad.

Seeing The Odyssey tomorrow morning for free. That should be fun. Oh, and in 70mm. Membership has its privileges. @nightmarejunkhead.bsky.social

MLB is like the Democratic Party in that they’re deeply concerned about popularity and all their actions seem to be aimed at capturing some mythical person who has never become a baseball fan and will probably never become a baseball fan meanwhile baseball fans are yelling PLEASE JUST PLAY BASEBALL

Just voted in the Fangoria Awards. My friend @filmfatale217.bsky.social will be happy that I nominated one of the kills from The Red Mask as my favorite kill this year. She knows the one.

Guy who was caught on the phone asking for Georgia to find more votes for him so he could win an election is about to say that Georgia had fraudulent elections, and absolutely no one in the media will frame it this way.

Yeah, this one's done. Spain's defense completely overwhelmed France's playmakers. Great team performance by Spain.

I'm really surprised by how much Spain is controlling this game.

Happy July 14 to those who celebrate. www.youtube.com/watch?v=80ha...

Jordan Walker is now as hated in Philly as Santa Claus.

I wrestled in an Alan Grant cosplay in England 10 years ago. I thought today would be a good day to revisit these pictures! Love love Sam Neill’s portrayal of him 💙🤎

Kudos for the fight Switzerland put up, but playing a man down for that long, PLUS extra time, just too much.

Not sure how Switzerland gets this to PKs, but I'd love to see it.

Stressful, but England got the result. KC remains alive. Great game.

Just an amazing follow by Bellingham. Dude's coming into his own for sure. What a stud.

Norway is COMPLETELY outplaying England this half. It's not even close. Total domination.

Just terrible defense for England. Clear the fucking ball. Can't give a team like Norway 87 straight corners and expect them to not score.

Happy birthday to my friend @anhourofplay.bsky.social. Great to spend it with you doing improv and watching you do what you love.

The Spanish goalie collided with Lukaku and lived. Good for him.

Heart breaks for Belgium though, because who knows what happens if their starting goalie is still in the game.

What a finish by Spain to finally break this tie.

Someone finally put a goal on the board against Spain. Great job Belgium.

Talking this first time watch with the film family today! www.patreon.com/nightmarejun...

Taco Bell is pulling menu items because they're afraid of a little explosive diarrhea. Quit being a bitch - come down here and take your diarrhea like a man. Bonus points if you cover your hole with your thumb like a garden hose and blast undigested beef flaps into the next dimension. Eat arbys

Hey, fellas, before you write that white hot take about how rape is such a tricky thing and, I mean, who can really say what happened and, you know, maybe we should not be too judgmental, I'd like to remind you that instead you can simply shut the fuck up.

In addition to everything else I'm going through, get to have a fun CT scan of my chest tomorrow. Hooray.

Juan Soto.... Still good at baseball.

if I never hear the name "Justin Baldoni" again, I'll be more than OK.

Sad news: RIP Bonnie Tyler.

Godspeed Justin Verlander.

3-5 more months of this shit, allegedly. Longer I’m sure. Down to the last 40ish hours of my PTO and we’re just halfway through the year. Insurance being insurance. Never getting out of this hotel. Trust me I despise constantly asking for help but this is such a fucking mess. gofund.me/a6ac38c35

#HEYHEYHEYHEY Tyler Tolbert man. We'll always have the last three days.

Wow. The #Royals just committed 14 errors on one play.

if Philly really wants LeBron, just tell him they have more former Jayhawks than anyone else.

Congratulations Switzerland. UEFA has put six through to the quarterfinals, which is WILD.

I think the first team to blink in PK's has lost every time, right? Colombia may be done just from that one miss, which is unfortunate.

Switzerland played better than I expected. Would not have expected this one to go to PK's, but here we are.

As a Kansas Citian, I would prefer Colombia than Switzerland. Nothing against Switzerland, but the Colombians SHOWED OUT for their previous game here.

TAKE THIS ONE OFF THE BOARD!!!!!!!

What a bullshit call.

That's helpful. This Egyptian team is VERY coachable.

Egypt needs another goal. I don't see them holding out for a 1-0 win.

This Egyptian goalie fucks.

Oh Messi.