So I get to be on a clear liquid diet until tomorrow night. That's not going to suck at all.

All right. Three game 3's tomorrow. Can the Reds make it 4? Doubtful, but here's hoping.

Andrade back? HOLY SHIT. I was NOT expecting this. #aewdynamite

Godspeed Xavien Howard. Thanks for all the great years in Miami. I'm glad you've found some joy and purpose with your family.

Dylan Cease has an elite mustache.

Cleveland is making things WAY more interesting than they should be this inning.

Sad news. What a legendary human who made the whole world better.

Spell your name with movie titles, horror edition. The Thing (1982) Abigail (2024) Ready or Not (2019) Halloween (1978) 28 Days Later (2007) Opera (1987) 2-headed Shark Attack (2011) 30 Days of Night (2007)

Throwing a rookie at the Vikings defense for his first start in a completely different country is certainly a choice. Keep being you Browns.

6.9 hours left until October.

Not a huge fan of this, unless we get reports that Zumwalt did something besides just getting better players to spark the second half power surge.

Really hoping for a Padres/Mariners WS.

Dislocated knee AND multiple torn ligaments in his knee. We might not see Tyreek Hill until late next season, if at all next year. Not sure he can be the same player after all of this. We'll see. Godspeed.

Rangers fired Bochy? Damn. This is a tough business.

Just got home from rehearsal. Good: The Dolphins finally won. Apparently we've lost Tyreek for the year though. Ugh. Pyrrhic victory.

Baldelli's firing was a given. But kinda surprised the Giants fired Melvin.

Oh no Packers.

I'd say I feel bad for Cowboys fans, but the Yankees are in the playoffs and the Lakers will start their season soon, so they're fine.

These Taco Bell commercials have convinced me that the SB halftime performers will be Sum 41.

Only two undefeated teams left in the NFL. Who loses first, Philly or Buffalo? I'm going to guess Philly.

Not a Packers fan. But I hope they win by 80 tonight.

Jerry Jones looks like he's trying SO hard not to shit his pants right now.

Cooper Rush appears to be a white flag.

Also, what the fuck Mets? I expect them to go full Dodgers this next offseason.

#HEYHEYHEYHEY for one final time in 2025. I'm not going to bitch too much about a winning Royals team. I'm really optimistic about next season for the Royals.

I'm excited for an entire season of Carter Jensen. #Royals

Loins are unleashed. Also, RIP Chargers OL.

Styx has made an appearance in Dublin apparently.

#HEYHEYHEYHEY Congrats to Estevez, the MLB leader in saves. Bobby's up 2 hits on Luis Arraez for the MLB lead in hits. Win tomorrow and get the winning season.

I was basically coming on here to say this exact same thing. Almost word for word.

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Here's today's lost 90s classic. www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdW2...

Good job Ole Miss.

I actually kinda like Ole Miss's uniforms today.

Maybe Leipold just doesn't believe in developing defensive players. #kufball

Is Borland coordinating the defense again? #kufball

This could be a really fun race these next two days between Bobby and Luis Arraez for the MLB lead for hits.

Bobby Witt Jr. now tied for the major league lead in hits. #Royals

#HEYHEYHEYHEY Here's hoping Bobby gets two more hits this weekend.

Looking ahead, Cleveland faces the Rangers, while the Tigers face the Red Sox. Right now I gotta say advantage Cleveland.

Wait, did the Rapture happen already?

Fun not seeing the #Royals on this list.

Has Vance considered NOT being a Nazi?

RFK Jr. Promotes Natural Immunity With Invitation To Touch His Festering Sore https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-promotes-natural-immunity-with-invitation-to-touch-his-festering-sore/

Only one strikeout? Still some work to do for Ragans. Lame. I'm going to bed. #Royals

Ragans appears to be health. He's making up for lost time with the strikeouts these last couple of starts. #Royals

Congratulations Salvy. Well deserved. #Royals

Robot Umps. Coming next year to MLB. FINALLY.

calling autism a “tragedy” and saying that there should be fewer autistic people are eugenicist talking points. Everyone who opposes such views also needs to recognize the ways in which everyday ableism left the door wide open for a person like RFK Jr.