Finally! Milk for queers!

Breaking: Noted Anti-Vaxxer Finally Gets Shot

Breaking: Charlie Kirk loses gun debate

*finally* made it to tgirlpicnic!

getting DNA results back for your puppy be like: my dog's DNA results show mostly... human. Huh, that's weird. To your puppygirl: Science thinks you're people, too. Isn't that so silly?

yay! puppy is coming to visit! and then this kitty is taking puppy to a petplay mosh the next weekend, too!

Abuelita Hot Chocolate and Selena Gomez Oreo homemade icecream attempt #3 in progress! (too much sugar the first two attempts - ice cream wouldn't set)

tired, but don't want to sleep

[arguing with a trans woman] whoaaaaaaaaa is it your shot day or something?

I have one love - my soulmate. But I yearn for more. Am I greedy? Am I ungrateful?

well, fuck apparently this kitty likes being spanked now

lovense toy owners! do yourself a favor and listen to AWOLNATION and/or Muse with the music sync feature!

confirmed my insurance will cover me ouy of state for surgery, and the surgeon I'm looking at is in network! now I just need to get another therapist so I can have two letters and then schedule a consult!

tattoo complete!

I need to live with a puppygirl someday so that I can get a sign for the yard that says Beware Of Puppygirl

Believe it or not, I've come up with a better idea that is also somehow worse. Bluesky polycule map/graph built on atproto

going to try and clicker train a girl on the other side of the country through weekly video calls 😅

just casually humping my Blahaj this morning... how are you?

I think Shopify knows I'm a lesbian...

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crushing on a girl. I think I'm quite smitten. had an hour long video call this afternoon and then apparently we both immediately gushed about it to friends online 😅 she's so pretty 😍

meow

Want to see some incredible films made in the last couple years by actual trans people? Look no further to see what deserved Oscars: 1. The People’s Joker by @veradrew22.bsky.social 2. Kaipocalypse Now by @kaicomedy.com 3. I Saw The TV Glow by Jane Schoenbrun these all have my full vouch. 🏳️‍⚧️💖🏳️‍⚧️

my newest thing 💕💕💕

if prog was ever going to make me feral, the dose I took today is going to let me know!

from 44A to 38/40A bra size. woo! cups are still a little too big at the top, so I went down to a 36B with a band extender and that seems to fit nearly perfect!

The VP/Chief Safety Officer for Kia America is J.S. (Jurassic) Park. His name is Jurassic Park

wand vibes are amazing

Day 5 of boofing prog! I'm fucking gooning

Day 2 of boofing prog! Could be the weed or the prog, but I'm definitely horny today! 🥵

I mean this in the nicest way, but... Guys. Fellas. Men... if I have lesbian on my profile, it's very unlikely that I'm going to want to DM with you unless I reach out to you first. If you're a trans masc person, you're cool to chat if you'd like, I feel like I can trust most of you that I've met.

Prog boofed! Day 1 of most recent experiment!

busy cracking an egg in real time in a group chat

Never heard someone pound on a door as hard as this FedEx guy just did! Almost crying from the scare I got 😭

had to cancel because she got sick with whatever's been going around 😭😭

woo! looks like I have a breakfast date on Thursday! and then possibly back to one of our places after

How it feels to be trans in America right now:

what do you think? should I check it out?

welp... I need a new doctor. Climber I've been instructing (and her daughter!) for the last few months looked very familiar to me. Turns out that's because she's my doctor and I didn't recognize her 🤦‍♀️

good morning girls and boys and people who no longer exist in the eyes of America (you'll always exist in my heart though! 💖)

well it took 2 fucking years, but I've finally managed to get a full time job again!

feeling the urge to replay the Wolfenstein series. Killing Nazis always feels good

we are watching JOHANNE SACREBLU, a Mexican trans woman’s response to EMILIA PÉREZ featuring an all-Mexican cast playing broad French stereotypes as a croissant and baguette heiress face off “France” is peopled with mimes and twisty moustaches and every character has a Ratatouille secreted on them

how ... how did the needle bounce off my thigh twice? ouch

You ever eat out a transfemme's pussy? Right here, underneath. It'll change her life

straight white cis man makes musical comedy about surgically transitioning, gets nominated for Oscars. actual transfeminine person makes haunting, deeply moving film about gender dysphoria, gets nothing.

is my body hot? cold? both? am I actually typing anything right now? who's to say?

ugh... sick for our anniversary tomorrow 😭