my kingdom for a horse E | the pitt (tv) | 14.2k mel/langdon | post canon, drug abuse, bad BDSM etiquette Langdon drives Mel home after the longest first day in the world archiveofourown.org/works/66826417

I need to know how Vivian Wilson gets her hair to grow so long and lovely my growth is stuck at my bra line

Reveal Day 10💜 - inappropriate use of devil’s snare by @shittyknight.bsky.social - Omegaverse (A/B/O) Pansy/Neville - archiveofourown.org/collections/...

I can’t sleep because it’s raining so I wrote 4k of Mel/langdon smut

The Dark I Know Well by @shittyknight.bsky.social archiveofourown.org/works/63783796

the 'you can use genAI for summarizing' line weirdly digs under my skin and spike my temper more than any other gift excuse in their repertoire because the internet has been using the art of tl;dr before some of you were even born and it does it better and more accurately than chatGPT ever could

Oh my god, I forgot to cross post this to 🦋 giddyup E | 4k | ellen/thomas modern au, boot worship, petwife ellen archiveofourown.org/works/63576745

Jittery Wasp at Tumblr drew these Panville images. They're so talented! www.tumblr.com/jittery-wisp

getting a lunch-break dicking down

my city is so filled w Zionists that they’re accusing the Massachusetts teachers association of being Hamas

I missed them 🦋 #reylo #reylonsfw

Panville vibes

corporate DEI was always ~90% wokewashing, though the government versions of it had more teeth. but even it it was a smokescreen, the anti-DEI movement is *also* a smokescreen for bringing back explicit white supremacy

Yes, everyone is correct. They're not advocating for a "strict meritocracy." Affirmative action is over. They're now suing over the very presence of Black people and Latinos in elite education and white collar careers. They're advocating for resegregation. Call it out every time.

Chapter 18 of The Promise is here!!! archiveofourown.org/works/588958...

Idk how so many people who know me irl are finding this acct :(

thinking thoughts

a good brother E | 4.7k | Friedrich/Ellen dd:dne, incest, modern au, eating disorder for: @dreamfyre.bsky.social archiveofourown.org/works/62422711

sometimes i still think about the bluesky logo lore

On another note, if you know how to read script the National Archives could use your help transcribing documents because it’s apparently a skill that is going away since we don’t rely on handwriting much in the modern day. www.usatoday.com/story/news/n...

We need more boys who cum like girls

I’m 1.7k into this Nosferatu spanking fic between Anna/Friedrich/Ellen

I did a fan art!! Here’s Círdan the Shipwright, one of my all-time favourite Tolkien characters, inspired by Ben Daniels in The Rings of Power you can read more about him here tolkiengateway.net/wiki/C%C3%AD... #trop #lotr #art

augmentation #arcane #art

#nosferatu hands

orlok/ellen fic E | 3.7k | that final scene but make it explicit and nasty archiveofourown.org/works/61696984

#jayvik art of the last few days

Merry Christmas Eve, please read my Daemyra Folgers Incest Commercial Fic to celebrate archiveofourown.org/works/43853043

i am heartbroken to share with you all that skully passed away this week after her battle with cancer. i am so lucky to have called her one of my best friends.

Oh Jesus. SOMEONE FIX THIS

Mr November Bill with some wolfsbane 🪻 Only Charlie and Cedric to go guys and then the calendar will be ready to share!!

my husband was bouncing me on it crazy style and the vigorous up and down made me puke into my mouth 😭

I’m gonna write a hexstrap fic in the new year

THERE’S FANFIC ABOUT THE SHOOTER archiveofourown.org/works/61112488

Wrote a little holiday one-shot while waiting for my edits. 😅 archiveofourown.org/works/60519841

draco: i hate that half-kneazle demon also draco: #dramione #dracoandcrookshanks

kinda love the idea that both harry and hermione were in love w malfoy at separate times??? and ron HATES being left out so HE kisses draco . and then he’s like: yeah sorry guys i still don’t get it :/ do u think i should also fuck him? hermione stop laughing im being serious —

People keep referencing the final chapter when talking about Rupert/Taggie and I want to know what happens in it bc I don’t think I’m gonna read the book. Can someone dm me and spoil it?

hmmm this does not make me feel great about Bluesky

Okay I’ve finished Rivals; please rec fics please 👀

#rivals: spelling lessons — rupert helps taggie with her dyslexia by quizzing her. he's devised an unconventional method, with her straddled on top of him and spelling out the words with each flick of her hips. 2202 words • explicit • rupert/taggie archiveofourown.org/works/60753718

Watching rivals and I’m getting really into it but then people talk positively about Margaret thatcher and it completely takes me out of my immersion lmfao

tw tummyache / ibs . . . . . . . . . I straight up didn’t shit for 3 days and my stomach was rock hard bc my shit was backed up…meanwhile I had a scoop of ice cream last night and again at 3pm today and it evacuated 3 lbs of shit outta me and now I’m suffering from my lactose intolerant hubris

At my funeral there’ll be a 37 minute montage of me trying to find something to watch on Netflix

Yikes! uquiz.com/quiz/p0u5c3/...

People are often surprised when I tell them this: both Twitter and Facebook/insta/threads are now specifically engineered to downgrade, hide, suppress real journalism. If this platform is different, that's a huge change

okay that’s enough for today