Happy one year of a Nonsense Christmas to those who celebrate! 🎅🏻🎁☃️🎄

My neice requested a Grinch cake for her birthday, and i did my best to deliver 🤭🤭

i don't know what in the trailer park boys is happening to the retirement area i live in, but while i was separated from the world wide web, i made my neice's birthday cake, and i am so happy with it lol

IT HAPPENED AGAIN TODAY LMAOOOO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 it came on 5 minutes after my shift would have been over, so thank you to whoever manifested this day off for me 😂😂😂😂 love you allllllll ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰😘😘😘😘

i love whatever this is

my Mastermind picks 🥰 I miss the eras tour 😭😭😂

This was all of us, right? 😂😂😂

my wrapped 🥰🎶 the least surprising results ever 🤣

ummm aaron dessner is at long pond……………. JUST SAYING

✨✨HAPPY THURSTAYYY✨ Hiiiii bestiess!!! How are we this morning? It’s my Sunday, so I am planning to putter around quickly and then rot as much as possible today 😅😅 ya girl is tired af, as usual 😴😴😂 it’s almost the weekend, go out and kick ass today (if you want 😂) Love youu and I’m rooting for you🥰🥰

Another one thank you! ☺️

Sharing my Spotify wrapped later, but that playlist is amazing as usual 🤣🤣

✨✨HAPPY WEDNESTAYYY!!✨✨ Hiiiii 🥰🥰 I am off today and making sugar cookies and some cake layers! Mr Em has requested a jiggly cheesecake as well, so I am going to give that a go 😅 I hope everyone is having a nice day!! 🥰🥰 I love you all so muchhh 🥰🥰🥰❤️❤️❤️

I really gotta hand it to you, not man has ever loved me like you do 💅💅🤭

like a toy chihuahua barking at me from a tiny purse, that's how much it hurts

As the 50 cent song played, should have kissed you anyway ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

some say it's a place where your dreams come true, my house could be your house too 🩵🐾🩵🐾

Hey, wait. Can you lift my car with your hand? 🩵🐾🐾

Hiiiiiiiiii 🥰🥰🥰🥰 omg busy day but i am so excited to yapppp! How was everyone's day? ✨️✨️HAPPY TUESTAYY✨️✨️ I love you all so much🥰🥰🥰 *disclaimer-i am on my second wine and may suddenly cease to yap 😂😂😂

You tell me that you want me, but baby, if you need me 🩵🐾

Hellooooo!!!!! I am coming to you live from my bed after another night shift 😴I am happy to report that Mr Em came through with the Cyber Monday goods 🙌🙌 and evidently I have been very good this year 😏😉😉🎅🎅🎅😂 I hope you all have an amazing day and I love you all so much besties 🥰🥰🥰😘😘😘 goodnighttt 🥰🥰

festive showgirls feel free to use xxx i’m bored at work

Hey December, guess I’m feeling unmoored 🤎

GOOD MORNING BLOOMFS OTS TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME 🦋🎄🔔🎁🎅❄️ Happy December! Happy Monday! This post absolves you of any of those “repost or you’ll have a bad month” kind of nonsense!!! Dig out your garlands, your wreaths, let’s have a holly jolly holiday season! Love you!!🫶🏻

find it really rude that i’m not allowed to spent the entirety of december snuggled up in a blanket on the sofa watching christmas movies but whatever :/

in my heart there’s a christmas tree farm 🎄

how i’m spending my sunday

✨✨HAPPY MONTAYYYY!!!!✨✨ Gooood morningggg 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 I am up and ready for the day, well as ready as someone can be on a Monday 😅😅 I think Mr Em is going to buy me some things from the Cyber Monday sale for Christmas 🎄🎄today, and I am excitedd 🥰🥰 I hope everyone has an amazing day, I love youuu 🥰🥰🥰❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

Can you call in for being too sleepy and wanting to play on your phone instead? 😅😅

i am wound so tightly i hardly even breathe

✨️✨️Happy SATURTAYY✨️✨️ ONLY 6 MORE NIGHT SHIFTS AT THIS FUCKASS JOB 🥳🥳🥳🥳 How are we today besties? I am exhausted, but it's starting to sink in that the documentary is real, and I am so excited lol I love you all and I hope you have an amazing day! 🥰🥰🥰

13 DAYS TILL THE DOCUSERIES & THE FINAL SHOW 🥹

Your important reminder that the Salvation Army is a hate group. Fuck them and their red kettle campaign.

Only 7 more night shifts left of this wonky ass job 🫠 thank god. I miss being on here and having fun 😂😂😂

DAY THREE 🎄❤️💚 bsky.app/profile/carl...

Come join, this is going to be so fun 🥰🥰🥰🥰🎄🎄🎄🎄🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶

🥹🥹🥹 I'm still at the restaurant, but I don't want help 😭😭😭 I miss the eras tour

Hiiiiiiii bestiesssss 🥰🥰🥰 Happy ThursTAY and happy Thanksgiving to all my beautiful besties in the states. I hope you all have an amazing day! I am putting up my Christmas tree today 🎄🎄🎄 I love you bunches and bunches 🫶🫶🫶🥰🥰🥰🥰❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

Happy Wednesday 🫶

She's so pretty help 🥺❤️

The sisters are together finally 🥰🥰🐮🍓🐮🫐🥰🥰 Idk how they turned out so different, it's the same pattern 🤣🤣

I present to you my Strawberry Cow 🐮🍓🐮🍓 she is a cutie 🥰🥰🥰 for names, I am undecided. My main contenders are Moona Lisa, and Queen Dairy 🤭🤭 thoughts?

Good morning bestiesssss! ✨️✨️HAPPY TUESTAYYY✨️✨️ I have been working nonstop to finish the strawberry cow 🐄 🍓🐮🍓 and she's finally done 🙌🙌 I'm looking forward to giving my crochet hook a rest 😂😂 it is so nice to be back here. Have a wonderful day and I love you all! 🥰🥰🥰❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

ICON! I love this soo much!! Yes, queen! 🤣😂🙌🏻💁🏼‍♀️

SOUP DU JOUR | MONDAY Soup hates Mondays too, Garfield!

Pretty but broke as hell so marked safe lmao back to work! 🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️ same time tomorrow! Cheerio! 👋🏻

oh opalite christmas smash hit incoming 🧨

I almost drowned in the melancholy, but we are back to Showgirl ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

✨️✨️HAPPY SATURTAYY✨️✨️ I am back at work, starting ttpd up in a few minutes and I finally started the strawberry cow 🍓🍓🍓🐮🐮🐮 hoping to have it done by tomorrow of the world cooperates lol I hope everyone has a nice day today! Love you bunches 🫶 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥🫶🫶