I can't wait to be older and look back on how we all survived this. I know it will get better. He just has to die first.

Time for winter to go away. Time for winter olympics to go away. I don't want to see snow for one more second. I might even start removing ice from my drinks 🙅‍♀️

We won our first winter Olympic medal since 1998 and only our second ever :)

Genuinely wondering if this is a trojan horse and they're sending measles to our kingdom. Or like a bunch of meth head zombies or people with covid.

You know Donald, if Danish, the Greenlandic and Faroe Islanders are sick, they just... go to the hospital. For free. How about you help your own citizens first 😂 dumbass.

I have watched like 10 videos of Mumford and Sons promoting their new album. 4 of those are Marcus talking about Cowboy Like Me and I'm pretty sure I haven't seen them all.

No one cares more about number of olympic medals per country than USA and China. Goodness, I haven't ever seen this many think pieces about Norway as these past two weeks. You guys are such sore losers 🥲

Watched Eternity 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

People at work and my family have made me feel both really sad and inadequate today. I can feel myself getting so sad it turns to anger.

I love when Jack rambles ❤️🍅

If you haven't watched A Knight of The Seven Kingdoms yet, but you liked Game of Thrones, you DEFINITELY need to get on it. Latest episode punched me in the gut.

Opalite the single sold more copies this week than most popular artists' albums do first week.

New Lana song sounds like the soundtrack for a very, very old Disney movie with a shakily drawn witch who lives in a forest

When the top boss invites the whole company to a 45 minute update with no context... that's concerning right?

So much great new music out. Yes, even Pitbull lol

Charli's Dying For You is so old school Charli, I can't help loving it

Have not heard a single Opalite remix and I probably never will tbh

Ah I really love this dark, goofy, witchy vibe for Lana's new album.

New Lana Del Rey song out!

Look, I'm easy to please. All I want is I'd Lie on streaming.

YES DENMARK!!!

Three coworkers at a meeting today did the "who's the most busy" competition and I said "I'm not busy at all, if I was busy I'd tell my boss I would demand to have less work". And yes I feel proud of the faces they made when I said that.

I bought a new dress for a very special party on saturday and it fits like a glove 👌👌👌👌

Why is Bugs Bunny on my screen talking about hockey right now

I accidentally ate cat food. The wet kind. Monday on brand.

Gotta be honest, there are some countries who are generally so superior at some sports, that watching them compete with other countries where it's not a priority, makes me lose interest. Like Finland yesterday or Canada today. Or sometimes when we play handball against others.

Jeg ville lade Madeleine Dupont overtage hele mit liv. Knocke alle problemer væk, en efter en.

I've been on my couch watching Olympic games for a week, while occasionally working a bit and also eating. Reality sets in tomorrow

Surely Canada's curling team will be disqualified, right? What a terrible way to ruin your reputation forever. Does he know we can see everything he does? 😭

Our women's curling team is top tier. Love them so much.

For any future reference. I definitely do not want this.

Watching the Denmark-USA game. You might be bigger and stronger, but we will keep you on your fucking toes, bitch.

Finland, chill. They're already dead. Damn.

Are my eyes deceiving me or is Finland destroying Italy 9-0 right now? #icehockey

Got a surprise visit from my sister, niece and nephew today. They met Fie and then we went to IKEA, just because. We should bring surprise visits back. Be a bit more spontaneous!

Happy Valentine's Day from Betty and Fie

Marco Rubio is a snake.

Charli has always been at her best when she's working more with soundscapes than storytelling. The more wordy her songs are the clunkier it gets. So on Wuthering Heights the best songs are, like always, the ones where the sound tells the story.

"It's blue, the feeling I've got" and the Opalite spray is blue. So there's that.

I married Alex in Stardew Valley and he says my biceps have grown from working the farm

Gavin Newsom told Danish media to "sleep with one eye open". Great! Everything is going great!

‘Yo! Taylor! Have You Seen This Shit?’ Yells Travis Kelce, Watching Lena Dunham Sex Scenes For First Time https://theonion.com/yo-taylor-have-you-seen-this-shit-yells-travis-kelce-watching-lena-dunham-sex-scenes-for-first-time/

Carly Rae Jepsen has been pregnant for 400 years

Taylor is so funny, cause she's greedy for chart placements, but not much else. The woman could run a mega empire of makeup and merch if she wanted to.

Inside you there are two wolves. Alt text: 2 pictures of Taylor Swift. First she is smiling sweetly with her hand under her chin. On the second she is looking seductively into the camera.

Why are all the stores pending when she releases US only stuff? Always thought that was weird.

Well this have been a massive fail lol. Gonna go back to watching The Pitt.

Liquid so I'll pass

5 stores pending and Noah Kahan drop in 3 minutes