This is great

Kevin James was parked where we’re rehearsing for Rocky. I just love that he has a (taylor’s version) bumper sticker

Always need to take a picture of the Stede Bonnet Store

repost 🖍️🖌️✂️

There is no difference in how I feel when I see someone selling something made with AI, and seeing something like this at a store

You can either have people make quality content, or you can cut costs, isn’t that the whole point of AI?

Gentlebeard college AU

Sorry I was taking a nap, did everyone have a good rapture?

I recieved this adorable little glasses cloth from @poorlyformed.bsky.social. My sunglasses will be nice and clean now!

Some male buttcheeks for your viewing and subtle sexualizing pleasure

it's so nice to see what a functioning judiciary looks like "A transgender woman in the East African nation of Kenya has won a landmark court victory in which the judge not only found in her favour, but ordered the government to pass a Transgender Protection Rights Act." fuck yeah

🩷💜💙Happy bi visibility day!🩷💜💙 VISE UPON HIM

hi friends i am once again asking for help with my cat's kidney treatment 🥹 signal boosts are highly appreciated 🐱❤️ ko-fi.com/deborahalves...

Good news! Alpine’s initial exam for the surgery is scheduled for Oct 14! We need all the help we can get! #cats #mutualaid gofund.me/a9b8e68a5

I ran into that rhys interview on tiktok and this comment is just too funny.. what was this person expecting from a show about GAY PIRATES

Finally got myself a bag I won’t have to patch up every few months

Happy first day of autism

I think this is the most I’ve ever passed

Just remember: keep your side of it clean (when you can) help those in need stay funny (really funny when you can) and there’s not one single reason to put up with bad faith bullshit.

I really think Ed and Stede would try degridation once and immediately have to stop, like “do you not love me anymore???🥺🥺???” And then be crying in each other’s arms and making up

I’m managing. Tbh idk how much longer I can be a lifeguard for. It’s hard not to spiral when 66% of your job is sitting in silence

I fear today may be a panic attack day

Casually entering my cowboy phase at 25

If we are practicing free speech while we can, peelers don’t taste very good and are incredibly unsatisfying to peel 🤷‍♂️

🦦 Be aware. PSA: A sea otter shell-ebration is sweeping social media next week! Text📲OTTERMEDIA to 54159 to opt into Aquarium texts and stay hip to the coolest sea otter content all week long.

Just out of curiosity…. Which pirate pals live outside of the U S in a place where it’s safe to be a friend of Blahaj?

“You wait here, I’m gonna go mug a guy for a dinghy!”

Ah yes, my favorite skeletor quote

PROTECT THE DOLLS PROTECT THE G.I. JOES PROTECT THE MUPPETS

It’s International Talk Like a Pirate Day, so here are some things you didn’t* know about pirates (*unless you already did), and which I didn’t know until I read my niece’s Masters dissertation a while back. Firstly – remarkably – pirate ships were democracies with a pretty flat management structure

*Whispers* Pssst Ed Teach loves Stede Bonnet pass it on

1. Everybody cancels all their problematic streaming services 2. Dropout becomes the dominant source of entertainment 3. Dropout buys OFMD, greenlights 10 seasons 4. Fascism dies, queers kiss, everybody's happy

Never register for a protest Never register for a protest Never register for a protest Never register for a protest Never register for a protest Never register for a protest Never register for a protest Never register for a protest Never register for a protest Never register for a protest

We’ve waited for so long for the fever to break. But the fever is breaking us Now is the time to stand up. Now. Be loud and non-violent. Join a boycott. Call your senator, propose a national strike. Demand the release of the Epstein files. Demand action on the genocide in Gaza.

The following is a statement from the WGA on ABC’s decision to pull ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!’

Jk it’s Celtic Thunder, but she’ll be performing here next month!!

🕯️🕯️🕯️Apparently Leslie Jones is performing in the theatre I have rehearsal in tonight, manifesting running into her on the way out 🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️

They know community is the strongest thing we have and that’s what they’re going to have to go after first

Finally getting to just lay down with my dog after 3 weeks of non stop running around

Dino is my neighbor as well, and a great guy. If you’re so inclined, please consider sending his family $5 dollars.

Anyone ever feel like you have tears stuck in your throat and you DON’T know why (aside from the usual horrors)

OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH CANT BE OVER BECAUSE WE STILL HAVENT SEEN STEDE BONNET KISS ED TEACH ON THE FOREHEAD

NEW STICKER UP

So when are Chappell Roan and Orville Peck going to collab????

If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky