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U.S. prosecutors in Chicago on Tuesday called Uribe a "serial rapist," who they say was so proficient at using his CBP badge and gun to control Chinese sex workers that the women convened community meetings in an effort to convince the federal officer to stop. www.nbcchicago.com/investigatio...

Credit where due, she gets right to the heart of why Vance is the face of this. He's a reflexive misogynist who treats every woman like she's his shitty drug addict mom. He is projecting his own barely veiled matricidal fantasies.

From the other place...

He was supposed to serve 10 years and pay $36 million in restitution for defrauding investors. Never served a day. Not Somali.

Julie K. Brown is a reporter for the Miami Herald who did groundbreaking work on Epstein beginning in 2018, including groundbreaking work on the disgusting coverup by Alex Acosta. Her travel itinerary was released with some of the Epstein files. It appears the DOJ was monitoring her in 2019.

There's going to be a post Trump period in America, where all memory of him is erased, like de-Stalinization in former Soviet states.

Reuters: Canada Pledges $2.5 Billion Aid Package to Ukraine in Zelenskyy Meeting Zelensky will go down in history as a brave leader. Trump will go down in history as a coward & traitor. #ProudBlue #Pinks #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice

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I’ve never had to worry about my name or photo being redacted. How about you?

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Noem: "I have to actually leave this hearing early"

There have always been indicators. :) Which President Looks Sexiest In A Swimsuit? Commander in brief. Benny Johnson, BuzzFeed Staff

can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot

Talk Radio in our present...

I made out with Benny Johnson in an empty dressing room at BuzzFeed holiday party in 2013. It haunts me to this day. 😩 Anyway, it’s funny that’s he’s done literally everything BUT come out of the closet. Men will literally become traitors to their country rather than go to therapy.

The illness is taking over.

It's nice that Comer wants to subpoena Bill & Hillary. At least they know how to RSVP.

The fund accused Fishback of taking confidential company information, and trying to use the firm’s charity gift-matching program to direct $10,000 to a debate nonprofit Fishback himself ran in a way that raised questions about his “personal integrity.” @thebulwark.com

Texas' abortion ban has killed another woman. Let's be very clear: Republicans are killing women. Democrats need to start calling them murderers loudly and often. www.propublica.org/article/texa...

It's too bad people don't read anymore...

Bill Clinton : “ My intern gave the best blowjobs” Donald Trump : “ Hold my Beer”

Just the title alone is golden - but the story is great. :)

This is called WHITEWASHING History.

This is what you want - this is what you get.

Modern authoritarians seldom cancel elections, because they prefer the veneer of democratic choice that voting provides, and because they can tilt the playing field toward themselves. “No one likes an election better than Vladimir Putin,” the Democratic election lawyer Marc Elias told me.

Here is Gregory Bovino, the man in charge of ICE agents in Chicago.

This is what you want - This is what you get.

Oh, my (notso)sweet summer child...

Remember this guy? Watch yourself out there.

Met the legendary Willie Nelson tonight at Farm Aid. For 40 years, he has championed family farmers and tirelessly advocated for our rural communities. And he’s still going strong at 92!

It's Farm Aid, y'all! LIVE

Donald has LOST this round.

My newsletter is out for the week. This one is available even to people who haven’t subscribed (but also, like, subscribe). In this one I talk about how Trump is the biggest loser and how Tom Cruise runs so good and I promise it all makes sense, after a fashion.

A North Texas lawyer notorious for his involvement with far-right extremist groups — and his legal representation of members of white nationalist and neo-Nazi groups — is working as a court appointed attorney in Denton County. My latest for @thebarbedwire.com. thebarbedwire.com/2025/08/22/c...

Trump on DC: "We haven't had to bring in the regular military, which we're willing to do...Chicago is a mess. And we'll straighten that one out... African American ladies, beautiful ladies, are saying, 'please President Trump, come to Chicago..'" @atrupar.com www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...

@stevanzetti.bsky.social THE ALL CAPS THING IS OF COURSE RIPPED OFF FROM SOMEONE ELSE. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!!

Do you have access to the EPSTEIN Files? Want to be inducted into the Whistleblower's Hall of Fame, be glorified in history as the Savior of Democracy & have an annual holiday named in your honor? All of this can be yours if you simply: #LeakTheEPSTEIN-Files!* *victim's names redacted, of course

ALL CAPS IS THE VIRTUAL BULLHORN!!! ENJOY THIS STORY FROM THE STRANGE & UNUSUAL FILES! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!! www.tuckermax.com/tucker-goes-...

At least he can quit crying about that Peace Prize - but he won't.

this was beautiful. Chef’s kiss, bee’s knees, pyjamas on cats, etcetera!

WHEN MAGA SPILLS THEIR TRICKLE-DOWN TEARS, EXPLAIN TO THEM THAT WE ARE IN THE PROCESS OF FUCKING THEIR FEELINGS. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!!

This is your daily reminder that Trump is Putin’s little bitch.