Ready for work a half hour early so just chilling in my undies til I have to put pants on and head out the door

Post an old dick pic 🍆 2016 (ignore the bad cable management)

A few more wouldn’t mind checking off, but not a bad effort haha

AI "artists", content scrapers, and other nefarious types that use other people's work and image for their own benefit will be blocked on sight. I'm fine with reposts and quote posts, but I would prefer that images remain on my account rather than downloading and reposting that way.

Took this photo on the Friday before starting 2 weeks off from work

If you see this, quote with your favorite legendary Pokémon Lugia is my favourite because while I played gen 1, silver version was the game where I learnt how to play pokemon properly and not just only using my starter

You should follow this sexy fella if you don’t already :)

Working from home and wearing my weight for the first time in a while.

That moment you realise you posted something with bad autocorrect errors and didn’t notice for a good 20 minutes :(

I like this jockstrap even if it’s not the most visible, what do you think

I do not want to get out of the warm shower today

When you are feeling a certain way after your shower

Love getting a new ball weight and feeling like showing off. Went from 200 grams to 428 grams.

I wouldn’t mind some attention on this #tummytuesday

Did you want to help me in the kitchen?

Chilling after work on a Friday afternoon

Just a nice lunch time jerk off while working from home, wishing I had a nice ass to breed instead though

Some FCF

Quick shower to start the day

Haven’t posted anything new for hump day in a while :)

Big Body 😋

cmon hump day

A hungry hole for hump day 😈

I’ve had a few people tell me this is a good view, what do you think? Would you enjoy this?

Rise and shine!

Waiting for the flight. But the captain is busy.

This is one way to start the public holiday here

It is Saturday here, but a slightly delayed fat cock Friday #fcf

One I took this morning while waiting for the boys to wake up

This just doesn’t wanna go down, would you get on your knees or bend over to help me?

Enjoy some morning wood pics I took yesterday and forgot about until now

FCF, an older photo from when I first moved into my current place for

Well, here we go... 😈😜😅

INFLUX OF NEW PEOPLE FROM TWITTER: FOLLOW THESE STEPS TO SEE THE PORN AND FOR PEOPLE POSTING PORN, PLEASE CLICK THE SHIELD IN THE UPPER RIGHT CORNER NEXT TO THE "POST" BUTTON TO TAG YOUR STUFF APPROPRIATELY SO THAT PEOPLE WHO DON'T WANT TO SEE FAT DICKS DON'T HAVE TO

When you have submitted appeals and Twitter still don’t respond

Nice quick shower to help me wake up on a Friday morning

When the morning wood doesn’t wanna fully go down, but you gotta get up and make coffee anyway

Working from home on a FCF

Is sick, works from home, feels crappy. Takes day off, feels crappy cause letting work pile up. Ugh brain just be happy please

No Star Trek or Star Wars allowed, name your favourite sci-fi franchise. Hard for me too choose just one, all of the stargate series, but also firefly. I know, so courageous and different ;p

Quick FCF while I work from home

Just some random morning wood that is refusing to go down

Repost if I can sit this on your face 😈

Also, first time in a moment I’ve gotten this on, forgot how fun it is

Hump day today