he’s resting

there is so much going on in the world here is my large butt

FYI Chicagoans

happy big ol meat platter friday or whatever

cmon doja rae jepsen (complimentary)

back to school daddyo tonight, come give me an apple or whatever 🤓

what type of butt pic should I take next I’m really running out of ideas💃

cheeked

hung(over)

This is such a funny element to the Kirk eulogizing: they can’t describe him the way they’re describing him *and* show clips of anything he actually said or did

damn that’s crazy #StreamMidnightSun

thoughts and prayers 🙏

never one to offer empty praise, @firetarz.bsky.social really sees what I’m trying to do here: post hog

couldn’t get my new pants buttoned over my big fat wagon but I got a good dick pic out of it

humpty dumpty

the theme tonight is dog days which could be pup or could not be pup but come say hi and I’ll scratch behind your ears

would anyone like to see my master’s degrees

thank god it’s fat day

who wönt me

hi everybody 👋

see, I wear clothes

happy hump day & if you’re in brooklyn this weekend, come dance with me in slutty underwear, ill be gogoing for coins & kitheth🥰

fat cock at rest 🛌

I just love when a music video

haven’t been posting enough lately, pretty fucked up of me, anyway here’s my huge butt🥹

need to take more pics during the action and not after but here you go, it’s still fat so #fcf

ok beantown: come to daddyo tonight and see how I’ve worked my big butt into the theme this time (togas). and no we don’t actually care if you dress on theme!

hey there little guy

beepbeep

I said hey I wonder what’s happening on my old twitter…

yeah I was the big red bitch who used expired sunscreen at bear week

felt curvy

gay guys will be like “doing a cut for bear week💪!”

big fat balls Friday🥳

see 🕳️ post 🕳️

🌭

who’s got a pool

is it too fat you’d tell me right😔

pride daddyo tmrw night, come tip me & @cubrye.bsky.social and I don’t wanna hear about work friday morning you’re all younger than me 🥰!

boom clap

if you saw me with my tits out at the eagle last night, legally you have to tell me

the boston girls going to providence pride were raised right

fratcrockfriday

jugs

I need a bigger mirror

wait I’m kinda obsessed with meeting oomfies, I actually love fags 🏳️‍🌈

are we doing this let’s be fucking crazy

I wanna see my nyc girlies at pride daddyo this friday at cum on everybody. dance w/me & put dollars in my thong😚🥰 #oomfiecon